Guys that:
....tell you they eat great pussy and so graciously offer to eat you out.
..say "we won't get caught". Yea but I'll lose my job MF unless you can pay me 1 million dollars for that hj you're asking for.
try to purposely gyp you.





Guys that:
....tell you they eat great pussy and so graciously offer to eat you out.
..say "we won't get caught". Yea but I'll lose my job MF unless you can pay me 1 million dollars for that hj you're asking for.
try to purposely gyp you.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
I know it's already been said but LICKING!!! Ugh! I want to punch guys in the face when they do this. One time I had a tattoo that was still healing (like in the scabbing phase) and I'll never forget this guy who licked it. I freaked out, told him how gross he was and had him warned (I wish I could have had him kicked out, but ya know) Trying to kiss my boobs, etc. is annoying too but the licking I just cannot stand. I've never been a fan of body licking, even in my own personal sex life, so you could imagine how much it creeps me out when a stranger does it.
I also hate when I ask for a dance, then they (voluntarily) proceed to tell me why they don't want one (don't like tattoos, too skinny, not blonde, not a big enough chest) I don't need to know why. If I am not your type, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT and just say "no thank you".
When they lie about why they don't want a dance, and it it so obvious that they are lying, like they think I have the IQ of a grapefruit.
For example, the guy who told me "Oh, I can't. You're really pretty and all, but I am totally out of cash!" There was a pile of money 4 inches high sitting on the table in plain view. And of course, as I am walking away, he takes a dance from another girl.
I also love the "no, I just got here, just sat down" excuse, and they have been sitting there for an hour. Like I didn't notice.
I never understand the guys who want to pay to eat your pussy. I mean..do they think this will be the stepping stone to us falling in love or something? Sex, BJ....sick as it is, I understand that. THEY are getting something for their money.
I dont know...I just think that no matter how desperate and horney I was...I cant imagine PAYING to suck a guys dick.
I understand a guy offering to pay to eat pussy. I've met many guys who say the thing they like most in sex is getting a girl off. It seems like the sense of accomplishment they get from that is worth more to them than the orgasm.
(Interesting factoid: the best money in gay male prostitution is from guys who DO pay to suck another guy's dick, or pay another guy to fuck them while they play the passive role. )
Personally, I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that transaction, as nothing is more annoying than a guy who's ego satisfaction is dependent on MAKING you come. To me, that's maybe even more selfish than a guy who just wants to get his own rocks off.
just so you guys know, there's also a thread on this in customer chat....
I don't really have many problems with customers at my clubs. I am lucky. But one thing really does irritate me, and that is when they ask "Do you remember my name?" like they are testing me. Often, this is someone who got only one dance (or none) and comes back to the club a week or more later. I make it a point to remember regulars names, but this is RIDICULOUS. I usually reply:" I meet over 100 people a night, but I do remember you said you wanted a dance!" Sometimes they go one to say "But I remember YOUR name. (sad face)". Give me a fucking break.





touching against the rules
kissing
licking
biting (yes, biting)
asking me why the club is dead
asking me when the club gets busy
asking me why i dance
asking me out
wasting my time
yeah.. so pretty much...
i've gotten to a point where the only kind of customer i'm interested in, is one who -knows why i am there
-is OK with why i'm there.
-is able AND willing to pay me appropriately for my time and/or dances
-respects my boundries
-wants to talk about almost ANYTHING BUT my job.
if it's apparent that a guy doesn't meet ALL of those requirements, i am almost 100% likely to walk away after 5 minutes.
sorry, i might sound bitter/burnt out, but it's true.
i am there to entertain you, dance for you, flirt with you, talk with you. i take it seriously and i honestly try to make sure you have a great time. i can be a lot of fun (albeit sarcastic at times) and i actually strip TEASE and dance.
if you are looking for something other than what i can provide you, move the fuck on and don't waste my time.
I hate that nasty toung gestur guys make at you often times when you are on they stage. ITs almost alway some creepy old guy I would never dream of letting near me. Hell even if ben afflialack made that gesture at me i would be instatnly turned off and i think hes the hottest guy in the world.
That tone of voice some guys get like they're talking to a five year-old family member. It goes just one step beyond patronizing and into the territory that gives me the fucking creeps.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Here's a good one.
Douches who think they can tell me how to do my job and make money.
when they try to get my # :-/
That last one is a part of my pet peeve. Our club has a strict "no cell phone use in the club" policy. They tell you at the door, there are signs up on the wall. But still, I see men texting, checking their phone, making phone calls, answering the phone and I gently tell them that use of cell phones are not allowed.
Sometimes they're nice about it and apologize, sometimes they look at me like I'm the biggest bitch in the world ("how dare you tell me not to use my phone!") and sometimes they just ignore me, or hold up a finger in the "one minute" position and keep talking. Then the bouncer comes over and tells them the same thing and they say it's for work, or just keep talking a few more minutes.
It's ridiculous. You don't need to be on the phone and if you absolutely do, take it in the bathroom. I guarantee it's quieter in there anyway.
Let's see, what are my other pet peeves...
-touching (duh)
-kissing my neck/back
-asking what goes on in the VIP and when I tell them, look irritated and say "that's it?"
-asking how much for a night, or for sex, or for a bj
-worse yet, saying something like "50 bucks for you to do everything?" If I was selling my body, it would be MUCHMUCHMUCH more expensive than that
-sitting at the stage and then saying "oh, i don't have anymore money". Then get up and give the seat to a paying customer.
-sitting up against the wall and staring but not tipping
-immediately assuming that i'm making a fortune for no work... it's more work than you think
-taking a long time to tip when the bar is crowded. I don't mind when it's not busy, but slowly reaching into your pocket and thumbing about for the PERFECT crumpled single when there are 30 people waiting for a show is annoying
-balling up dollars and trying to hit me in the crotch. ew.
-trying to stick dollars in my crotch. ew again.
-pinching my nipple when giving a dollar... it's a dollar, and it's not worth you getting a feel
-saying "don't tell me the 'i'm a college student' story, i've heard it before" because a lot of dancers are in college, dumbass. i am a student, and an honor student.
-assuming I'm stupid or getting turned off when I'm smarter than you think, claiming you can't get a dance because I'm too nice/smart
-saying I'm too pretty to get a dance from! I'm sorry I'm not ugly... that's a lame excuse.
I know there are more... I'll post when I remember. This thread is a great vent... and sometimes I just have to remind myself that there are good custies out there.




Everything that everyone's said annoys me but I'd like to add another one:
I hate it when guys stick their tongue out & wiggle it at you as if you're actually going to get turned on by that! And they do it with such a serious look on their face like "ooo, I know you like that, baby". Eeeewwww, gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just give them the "you're a gross, weirdo look" or just laugh at them!
I HATE this! Can't they see that its jut not sexy? It makes them look ridiculous! I also hate the blowing thing. Its like they're so proud of themselves, they know they can't get in trouble coz they're not actually touching you but do they really think that feeling them blowing on me is gonna turn me on? Heres a few others I hate,
-Would you like a dance?
No I'm gay.
-Would you like a dance?
I don't get dances, I'm just here for a drink.
-Would you like a dance?
I can't your too pretty to dance with.
-Would you like a dance?
Hows about I dance for you?
Ugh, I hate this too. Sometimes I say to the guys who do this - "Do you realised how stupid / repulsive and you look? When you get home tonight try it out in the mirror and see if it turns you on."That usually stops it. Sometimes I add "You look like an oxygen starved goldfish" or something like that on the end. Quite often the guys say sorry and sometimes they ask "What do you like then?" lol, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Ugh you know what else I hate? When I'm cocktail serving or serving shots, and I approach a customer to see if he'd like a drink or shot, and he responds, "No, I don't drink" as he's holding an alcoholic beer or mix drink in his hand. What, does he think I'm stupid or something? WTF?
I find that a guy that will say something as asinine as this is more than a big fat hint that he's a "dead-end customer" who is either there to nurse one drink all night, or is buying drinks but for some reason will refuse to buy them from me(it's happened before, even when I was efficient and quick and did nothing wrong). So at that point, I usually point out the flaw in their logic of saying "I don't drink" when they are drinking alcohol in front of me. I want them to realize that I'm sharp and that I don't let people put the wool over my eyes easily. Usually this has either no net effect, or else it causes said asshole's friends to laugh and admit that I'm sharp and throw me a few dollars.
I also fuckin hate cokehead customers. These guys range anywhere from white collar good-looking businessman, to urban homeboy, to redneck/hick. The reason I hate cokeheads is because they put the club and myself at risk by bringing in illegal narcotics. But even more than that, I hate them because as soon as they get feeling really high, they stop spending money yet they linger around for hours, acting like fools. I already wrote a thread about one such cokehead that I encountered last week. They will dance around, or belittle the dancers, or ask dumb questions repetitively. They are 100X more likely to try to touch you in off-limit areas when you're giving them a shot or a lapdance. They're 10X more likely to rack up a huge tab(drinks, champagne rooms, etc), refusing to keep track of their tab or acknowledge just how much money they're really blowing, and then at the end of the night, adamantly deny racking up the tab. Long story short, cokeheads aren't even profitable to the club past the initial part of the night where they're not completely fucked up yet.





I have yet to read through all of this thread so if I am posting something (most likely) already posted please excuse me:
* Coming into a strip club where you KNOW girls get full nude on stage for no tips and purposefully only "having drinks" there. Not even tipping one dancer.
The above happened way too many times on Tuesday night this week. Too many.
It's just way to easy for them at my current home base club to come in and "just have drinks"! Not to mention there are a whole heap of "half price entry" cards now floating around town so not only have the cheap bastards able to get in for half price ($10 or less).. oh yeah! Let's encourage them to be cheap. Fuckers.
Oh yeah. My club had a major asshat on Tuesday night past like this.. he said this when we all knew he had been there for awhile. He also said it was still "too early to get a lap dance" at 2am when lockout (basically when we are stuck with all the losers and can't get any more new people into the club) happens in an hour... and he was there since around 10pm!
Then there are the ones that want to be your friend and everything. Yeah, I'll be your friend.. it's $50 for 10 minutes worth of friendship buddy. Grr.
On a personal non-work level, you and me differ there. I give so much of myself at work (it is all about THEM not me) that in my personal life and esp. sex life I absolutely love it if a guy gets his rocks off by pleasing me and pleasuring me. It's a huge ego stroke for me![]()
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Oh man, here's another one that I was reminded of the other night at work. I actually thought, while on stage, "I have to put this on SW".
When guys ball up dollar bills and throw them at you, usually trying to hit you in the pussy, instead of sitting at the rail and handing it to you. It's so stupid and disgusting! Keep your nasty dollar away from my vajayjay!
My pet peeves:
- Licking, I'm used to, and pretty ok at avoiding. What really makes me twitch with anger is when I'm facing away from a guy and he starts kissing my shoulders/neck like he's fucking romancing me. Ew. And it tickles (not in a good way, either).
- Young thuggy guys who listen to too much T-Pain and think they can date me, especially without spending any money. It's not going to happen. And if I was going to go that route, well, you spent all you money on Ecko clothes and weed, you couldn't afford me anyway. And if I was going the other route, I still wouldn't give you the time of day.
- That jackass who thinks his dollar is somehow more special than everyone else's, so I should do 3x the work for it. Riiiight. Hell, I already tend towards getting told that I do too much for a dollar, because I get caught up in putting in the awesomest show I can for whoever's there. That's for my own entertainment, though, not your dollars.
Now that I've ranted on these, I'm sure they're all going to show up tonight. And having ranted, I will deal with them all very sweetly and not stick my heel in anyone's eye and I will make tons of cash. Yes. *smiles sweetly*
I hate when I approach a table and hear
"We're getting ready to leave"
Then 15 minutes later they are still sitting there. What preparation exactly does it take to get up and leave? I can understand if they are waiting to close out a tab. For everyone else, if you are just about to leave, guess what...just get the fuck up and go!
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