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    I hate the blowing thing too. Although one guy just did it on my neck cause I said I was really hot.

    I also hate when guys make a big deal about my height. Yeah, I'm 6'4" in the heels. Please shut up now. I already feel like a sasquatch.

    AAAND I hate the whole "What does your bf/husband/SO think of this?" Dude, you don't care. Why don't you just straight out ask if I have a BF/husband/SO and not beat around the bush.
    "take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent!"

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    Some pet peeves that have been running through my head....some are person-specific.

    Dude....if you hold out money and ask me to flash you...TIP ME THE MONEY...dnt put it back in your pocket and then ask why i'm pissed at you

    Dont tell me you make millons when you refuse to spend a dime(and put the money back in your pocket...yeah..same guy as the first one)

    Dont hold out a dollar when I'm onstage wave it around, tell me to turn myself inside out, then when i take the dollar out of your hand..follow me to the next guy and take money out of my garter and throw an ashtray at me. Though it WAS fun to watch him get thrown out of the club by the throat when I told the bouncer what he did.

    Dont think that a badge gets you special privileges. I dont do anything illegal...you cant scare me. I'm not going to blow you. In fact..what I will do is tell you to go fuck YOURSELF. And if you have a badge...you should damn well know better. Next time..I'm writing down the badge number and calling your chief to tell him to get his POS officers to stop soliciting.

    Dont tell me how much money you are going to spend on me....buy me a few drinks, then when I ask for a dance and you say no, and I remind you about all the money you were supposedly going to spend...tell me that you bought me drinks. Drinks arent money. I want money

    Dont tell me you cant get a dance because you dont want to go home smelling like a strip club. Ummm...newsflash...you are IN A STRIP CLUB. You will smell like one regardless...and I dont wear heavy perfume or glitter or any shit that would make you smell any differant. If you are that fucking paranoid..STAY HOME

    Dont tell me I'm too smart to be here. Sorry I missed the memo that all strippers have to have an IQ in the single digits

    Dont tell me you know ANYTHING about my job. Trust me you dont. I dont care how many strippers you know, have dated, banged, stalked, whatever. You know exactly NOTHING.

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    I do like Cameron's rants. She's so great at it.

    I went from Lizzy to Beth tonight (with Lindsay and Lexi both working, it was hard to hear my name), and even with using two names in a night that are obviously both components of Elizabeth, I still got "is that your real name?"

    Yes, it's my fucking real name. As a matter of fact, it does say Elizabeth somewhere on my birth certificate (just not in the first spot, but that isn't anyone's business).

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    Just thought of another one:

    Guys who adjust their boners while I'm dancing for them and then try to touch me anywhere on my body. Because they always have to reach all the way into their pants to grab their dick. I don't want their dick hand anywhere near me!

    I hav enough trouble trying not to think about how many guys say, "hang on, let me use the bathroom first," and then get the dance without having washed their hands.

    I'm backing out of this thread now... it's going to start making me hostile.

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    "Sure I'd love a dance. Just let me go have a smoke first." Then they come back reeking of tobacco. My club is smoke-free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    "Sure I'd love a dance. Just let me go have a smoke first." Then they come back reeking of tobacco. My club is smoke-free.
    Or worse yet, the guys that say that(or "just let me grab more money from my car") and intentionally don't come back at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    Or worse yet, the guys that say that(or "just let me grab more money from my car") and intentionally don't come back at all.
    Lol, that one is funny to me. Who the hell keeps money in their car?

    My peeve is married guys who come in and try to get you to "go out with them" after you get off work. Last night these douchebags had me and two other girls in the VIP room for two hours and that's all mine talked about. I felt like calling him out for the scum he is, but obviously, I need to be nice to make money. I swear as soon as they knew we weren't available out of the club they decided not to tip us anything on top of the VIP cost. This was after bragging that they spent $14K in a club recently. I can tell you for certain they didn't spend anywhere near that much last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Lol, that one is funny to me. Who the hell keeps money in their car?
    Yeah TELL ME ABOUT IT. Admittedly there's been times that I kept cash locked up in my car's glove compartment because I don't like walking around public places with a lot of cash on me, but I doubt many people think to do that like I sometimes do. Whenever a customer would tell me that, I knew that he was bullshitting me but what could I do?...call him out on it? Laugh at him and then explain that I knew he was bullshitting me? I didn't want to look "rude" in any way. I usually pretended to believe him and smiled sweetly, while deep inside getting frustrated. But that was back when I was still dancing, over a year ago...if that happened to me today, I'd surely be less friendly about it than I was before and would probably just promptly walk away without even saying "bye"(as so many strippers seem to do on a regular basis...I call it the Snobby Stripper Shuffle lol).

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    Whenever a customer would tell me that, I knew that he was bullshitting me but what could I do?...call him out on it? Laugh at him and then explain that I knew he was bullshitting me? I didn't want to look "rude" in any way. I usually pretended to believe him and smiled sweetly, while deep inside getting frustrated.
    If he hasnt gotten a dance yet I usually say "sure...I've heard THAT before...nice meeting you, I'm sure you wont be back" And look both annoyed and sad. Sometimes it works

    If he HAS gotten a dance and now needs to go to his car for money he OWES me..I either have a bouncer accompany him, or if one isnt available...I take insurance. His wallet, his shoes...last time I took a guys gold chain. He took awhile coming back and his buddy told me if he didnt come back he'd give me $200 for the chain. I was hoping he didnt come back since he only owed me $30! He did though.

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    I have a large tattoo of wings on my back. Under the club lights you can't see the colors very well--blue, green and yellow. They are meant to be styled after birds' wings, but many people think they are angel wings. THAT'S OK--honest mistake that doesn't bother me. HOWEVER, I hear "You are a fallen angel, huh?" OR "You fell from heaven, huh?" a hundred times a week. Furthermore, I get a lot of customers who simply walk up behind me and begin to touch my tattoos, without asking or even introducing myself. When I ask WTF they are doing, they usually say "oh I'm just looking at your ink." Look with your fucking EYES, not your hands. So rude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    If he hasnt gotten a dance yet I usually say "sure...I've heard THAT before...nice meeting you, I'm sure you wont be back" And look both annoyed and sad. Sometimes it works
    Yeah...that's the reaction I would have nowadays if I were still dancing. On fewer occasions guys will say that "I'll be back after I get money from my car" line when I ask them if they'd like a shot or another round of drinks, and I think I actually have responded the way you described. I like responding this way because this way, guys won't think that I'm gullible, as they probably used to think when I would pretend to believe them just for the sake of being nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    If he HAS gotten a dance and now needs to go to his car for money he OWES me..I either have a bouncer accompany him, or if one isnt available...I take insurance. His wallet, his shoes...last time I took a guys gold chain. He took awhile coming back and his buddy told me if he didnt come back he'd give me $200 for the chain. I was hoping he didnt come back since he only owed me $30! He did though.
    Yeah I was referring to guys who use the "I have to go to my car" excuse BEFORE I give them the lapdance...this usually occurs when I'm still trying to sell them.

    That's cool that the guy gave you the chain...but it sucks that he came back!...but hey, at least you got the $30 he owed you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meggie18xox View Post
    Here's some pet peeves:

    Customers who won't stop asking what your real name is...(I have a stage name for a reason, asshole)


    Customers who blow on you! wtf??
    I started giving customers another fake name wehn they ask my real name.
    I hate the blowing too, it doesn't feel good if that's your intention.
    I also have a problem with guys trying to bite my ass. I understand it's a cute bum, but really....can I get through a night without SOMEONE trying to bite it.

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    This is an older thread but after the guys Ive dealt with this week, I needed to read this!

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    The couple, or customers that sit literally behind the tip real, don't breath or blink while you're onstage, then don't tip.

    When im giving a dance, stop moving your crotch in thrusting motions, not only is it hilarious and distracting, Im going to keep my distance even more.

    Been said, thE customer who becomes your cheerleader, giving you motivational words, but not money.

    The guy who refuses to buy you a non alcoholic beverage.

    Ill be here all day if I keep going

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    People who don't spend money.

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    People who say "i just came in for a beer" or "im waiting for someone" (they've been waiting for someone for 4 hours.

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    guys who won't tip ONE FUCKING DOLLAR when you are dancing in from of them. how can you be THAT rude?
    guys who motion you to come over, yet don't want a dance.
    guys who will buy you a ton of drinks, but won't get a dance..you're spending the money anyways, and you insist on not giving it to me.
    guys who say " oh i'll dance for you!" and then proceed to do a disgusting booty shake rendition that scars you for life, i just roll my eyes and walk away

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    Stupid guys who come up to you and tell you your the hottest in the club then don't buy a dance, then when your in the dancing area you see them with ugly fat girls, if that is your thing don't bother me. Stupid guys who are like I was looking at you earlier but you did not come you went to other guys I don't want a dance now! Like wtf, both happened to me Saturday night!
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    The club furniture on day shifts. They come in and want lots of attention for FREE.

    Get upset when I go and speak to paying customers after the obligatory smile!

    Ooh pet hate - the guys who 'respect me' or 'respect women' and then try to finger/fuck me. Throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want because they respect women. And thus I should fuck them as a reward..

    Oh and tell me to get out their sight if their aren't getting their own way... Its pathetic not respect at all.

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    when they tell you they have a girlfriend/wife
    lol i tell them to get a better excuse

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    I always get the comment "you're tall"

    I am not even THAT tall (5'10") but ok, thanks for pointing it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    guys who will buy you a ton of drinks, but won't get a dance..you're spending the money anyways, and you insist on not giving it to me.
    UGH I hate that too!!!! I had one of those last night. He was literally the only customer in the entire club...so I sat with him longer than I usually would. He bought us $80 worth of drinks and shots, but I had to drink and talk to him for 20 minutes to get him to buy ONE $20 dance from me. Like I literally had to drag him back there and tell him that I would hate him and never talk to him again if he didn't buy a dance or give me money. Bitch, shots don't pay for my tattoos!
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    Also customers that lick me, try to kiss me and breathe on me during dances. Especially the old farts....Look I'm sorry you're lonely and haven't had sex in 30 years but please keep your MOUTH away from ME.

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    The guys who sit at the tip rail, decide they don't want to tip you because you're not their type or w/e, and thus determinedly look anywhere else but at you. Dude, you're still sitting at the TIP rail, you still need to throw $1 up there for each girl... not looking at the girl on stage does not excuse you from tipping.
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    Guys asking me out. Guys who slap your ass as you/they walk by without your permission or giving you a cent. Guys trying to get me to go home with them. Guys that try to lick my boobs/neck/chest/stomach....BLLLEEERRGHHHH!! This thread is making me pissed lol

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