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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    The guys who sit at the tip rail, decide they don't want to tip you because you're not their type or w/e, and thus determinedly look anywhere else but at you. Dude, you're still sitting at the TIP rail, you still need to throw $1 up there for each girl... not looking at the girl on stage does not excuse you from tipping.
    I'm glad that they get in trouble for that at our club. If I dance in front of them and their dollars aren't out I TELL them to tip me. If they say they don't have $ I tell them to leave my stage or I will have a bouncer remove them. The bouncers WILL remove them if they catch them not tipping at the stage. I <3 my club.

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    "Customers" that come in and tell you how they used to be a bouncer or dj at this club and that club and how many dancers they've dated before. They never buy dances or tip and think their "experience" in the industry will make you want to go out with them. *eye roll*

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    The customer who said this speech: "Well, it's a sales job, too. And, in sales jobs, it's kind of counter-intuitive, but the best thing you can ever hear is the word 'no'. 'No' makes you better at sales because you'll hear it a lot, and through all those 'no's you get smarter. The more and more 'no's you get, the better. You'll hear 'no' over and over, and that's when you know you're on the right track. A good sales person hears 'no' all day long." My irritated response: "So, with all this talk of no, should I expect to get rejected?" Him: "Yes." He looked all smug, too.

    1. Do not tell me how to do my job and what makes someone good at it. You are not a stripper. You have no clue.
    2. Your speech didn't even make sense.
    3. Grow a tough vagina, and just say no rather than beat around it in some dumb, idiotic fashion.
    4. Don't make it sound like I make nothing and get rejected 24/7. You know nothing of how I do.

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    Bullshit customer" I spent £14,000 last time I was in here" me "no you didn't" , customer "I came in about two months ago on a Wednesday and blew a load of money" me"well VIP is £400 an hour and we have five girls working Wednesday that's £2000 an hour, £8000 if you came in at exactly opening and bought VIP with every girl to the end, I think I would remember that too!" Customer starts shouting at doorman who can't hear him "remove this girl she is annoying me" he can't hear him and wouldn't care, customer then louder as though the doorman is his private security "remove this girl,she is bothering me" I couldn't stop laughing.

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    The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!

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    ^I've taken to responding to "I'm good," with "That's good! I'm good, too! I'm glad we're both good, but let's make our goods great." It's my sarcastic response when I know I won't get a dance from them anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!
    I'm good instead of no thank you is a very american term and its starting to creep into the uk, no one asked you how you are they asked you if you want something!! I'm good isn't an appropriate response!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!
    I'm good instead of no thank you is a very american term and its starting to creep into the uk, no one asked you how you are they asked you if you want something!! I'm good isn't an appropriate response! No thank you or could you come back in twenty minuets would be a better response then I know what you want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    I'm glad that they get in trouble for that at our club. If I dance in front of them and their dollars aren't out I TELL them to tip me. If they say they don't have $ I tell them to leave my stage or I will have a bouncer remove them. The bouncers WILL remove them if they catch them not tipping at the stage. I <3 my club.
    Grr, I wish they would get in trouble here. The DJs are at least super nice and if they notice guys not tipping for multiple songs, they will call out "The ladies are working for TIPS and tips ALONE, put your $$ up!" Sometimes that shames them into throwing a few bucks up there.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

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    I hate when guys brag about how much money they make and then scoff at the VIP prices! Or dudes that get pissed when I won't let them touch my tits in a $20 dance. Both of these kinds of dudes are just selfish...they think only of the money leaving their pocket and not about what WE deserve to receive for our amazing services.

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    Guys that ask too many personal questions the entire time. A couple of questions are fine but when they don't let you change the subject, it's difficult to carry on.

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    This is probably already in here, but the "I know alllllllll about strippers, my friend was one."... and the friend "was a stripper" for probably 2 weeks.

    This little twit around my age was in today and was giving me the "All strippers hate each other or else they act like they're friends" and was shocked that I wasn't friends with the other girls. Like, would not let the topic go. This is after he's been yammering on refusing to let me change the subject to dances for 10 minutes... I finally got short and said "I'm here to WORK, not make friends. I make my money and go home. Now I need to see when I'm on stage, bye."
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    Anytime a guy tries to put his mouth on me, or touch my nipples..I wish I had a taser for those moments.

    Also hate when they say "you're too beautiful for me" or "I rather spend time with you after work"

    Fucking obnoxious..I can't help but get rude

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    Guys who ask you to 'prove' to them why they should buy a dance. There was a guy like that the other night who kept saying that to all the girls. He was just sitting there all smug. What a weirdo.

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    The buying drinks but not dances thing... That grates on me so much, because typically I take a guy buying me a drink when I sit down with him as a sign that he is A) not super-cheap and B) interested in and willing to spend money on me. So I get excited for an easy sell and then when he's like, "Oh, no, I don't get dances," I'm just like, "Why the fuck are you in a strip club flagging girls down and buying the drinks, then???" And half the time they expect you to sit there and finish your drink before you start going around the room again. Uh, no. You can buy my time and company if you want, but a drink is not the same as payment.

    Also, guys who think that just because I'm capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation, that means I'm their like, soul mate and we're at the beginning of a beautiful relationship. I had this guy the other day who bought a bunch of dances from me and I was doing my stripper shit thing to make him keep buying, telling him how handsome he was, how much I liked dancing with him, etc. So I go up on stage and he tells me to come back over when I'm done, which I do (after thanking and giving a couple of dances for guys who tipped me on stage). Suddenly, he starts going off about other girls he's dated, and how if we're going to start a relationship I need to be totally honest with him (which he says he can tell I am, because he feels like he knows me so well already--bitch I've known you for ten minutes and in those ten minutes have already given you a fake name, fake age, fake astrological sign, you name it). And then out of no where starts talking about this girl that aborted his baby. I just got up, pretending I needed to go to the bathroom, and never came back. How is it that even guys who clearly spend a lot of time in strip clubs still can't tell appropriate boundaries from their own asshole?

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    The money flashers. OH the fucking money flashers. The ones that sit there and hold their little wad of 20's out of their pocket, show it to you, then stick it back in the fucking pocket and sit there like lemons all night not buying a single dance with ANYONE. Seriously, anyone who flashes cash at me immediately gets my ' so fricking what?!? ' look - dude, if you don't intend to spend it, I don't give a fuck how much of it there is , it doesn't do me any good in your pocket. Do you really think I'm so desperate ( and stupid) that I'm going to crawl all over you and beg you for it? No way. And by the way, we ALL know you just withdrew your whole measly £800 pm paycheck and that's all you have all month so you have no intention if spending it. I HATE that.

    Urgh they are the worst and always cheap, they think "i will flash the cash girls will flock and I can get a cheap night". Had an Irish traveller pull out say around £5000 and hand it to a dancer to pay for a group dance at the till, "how many do you want? VIP starts at blah blah etc..." This actual gypsy wannabe dancer carries on, I already wanted to walk away at this point knowing he would be super cheap and want extra time/ free dances, he was like "one each" we were like right so one with each girl for each guy £320 please he said "no one £20 each"she pays and he immediately gets the cash back, we get in there, four of them, four of us do one dance for one song no swaps as they didn't pay for that, I get to the end and say "how was that? Do you want to carry on?" The cash flasher was like "what about swapping?" I was like "ok that will be another £20 per song great deal as we are already naked", he wouldn't pay another penny, the girl who was a gypsy wannabe, admitted dressing her kids and herself like a gypsy wanted to carry on for free to try to get more, but I was outta there, she spent lot of time with them but he would spend no more! You got £5000 in your pocket, you want dances, you buy dances, don't think just showing money gets free dances! I don't elk into a shop and show the cashier my money I the hope I can get free stuff!

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    Hate the guys who try to date me and see me outside of the club, if I ask them "what do you wanna do?" There always like "IDK dinner, shopping…" Number one, I don't wanna eat w u and number two, these guys have usually only spent a few hundred, and they think they can take me shopping… PSHHH please, one bag I would ask for would be three thousand easy and they only spent three hundred. They couldn't even afford the first store id want to go. It just irks me so freakin bad that they even have the nerve to mention taking me anywhere and spend little money.

    Also, hate the guys who just decide to lick my boobs or try and kiss me, the kissing thing is ALWAYS an indian.lbs.

    Hate when I tell a guy to tip at the end of a song and he gives me two dollars, biiitch I meant at least a ten..

    Hate guys that talk about how I make more in two songs than they make in and hour. Not my fault, lol

    Hate guys who think I should appreciate them when they pay for a dance, they should appreciate that I got naked..

    Hate guys who ask me how much my drink will cost, bitch do I look like a waitress!?

    Hate when guys who regularly spend money on me (like one or two hundred) act like I should spend several songs just talking to them and miss money, ugh so annoying! STFU and open that wallet bitch!!!

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    "Hate the guys who try to date me and see me outside of the club, if I ask them "what do you wanna do?" There always like "IDK dinner, shopping…" Number one, I don't wanna eat w u and number two, these guys have usually only spent a few hundred, and they think they can take me shopping… PSHHH please, one bag I would ask for would be three thousand easy and they only spent three hundred. They couldn't even afford the first store id want to go. It just irks me so freakin bad that they even have the nerve to mention taking me anywhere and spend little money."

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    ^^???

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    ^ Haha.

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    I always ask if guys mind if I join them before I take a seat & it's driving me fucking crazy when I sit and they actively look away from me or do something else to make it very clear they want me to get lost. Like seriously, should I just get up and walk away or try to talk? I ask for a reason, Jesus.
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    ^I hate when guys ask me how much drinks are too! Or they ask me about what's included in the VIP Membership, or how much bachelor party stages are, or basically anything about the club not related to dances!!! I am not a bartender, waitress, floor host or DJ. I don't do bachelor parties so I have no idea. I always say "My job is to get naked for money. That's all I know." Or if they ask me to go get the waitress when they want to buy me drinks. Excuse me???? Get off your fat ass and get her yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynn2009 View Post
    I always ask if guys mind if I join them before I take a seat & it's driving me fucking crazy when I sit and they actively look away from me or do something else to make it very clear they want me to get lost. Like seriously, should I just get up and walk away or try to talk? I ask for a reason, Jesus.
    When guys act like that I say "Well this is boring." and leave. haha

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    At my club our dances involve contact. Guys who won't stop asking if they can touch my pussy, even though I've already said no a million times. The worst is guys who think it's sexy to stick their finger in my belly button and wiggle it around. It's disgusting.

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    I hate when customers can't keep their mouths to themselves!!!! The guys and old men who kiss/ lick my shoulders, back, stomach, boobs etc make my skin crawl. I get mad at them and of course lose $$. Ugh it's not a brothel, We are dancers, it's our freakin job to PRETEND we like you when we don't!!! We are not your lovers!! Blah I'm mad just thinking about some guys this month that kept trying the kissing.

    I also hate the guys that move their hips and thrust/get into it during a dance; it's sick and creepy. Just freakin sit there! Lol. I hate guys that feel the need to try to grope me also and touch my boobs or vajajay. I'm actually switching clubs because of all these things. The one I was dancing at (Vegas, surprise surprise, guys that want mileage) is just too much contact and girls let custys feel them up for 20 bucks. Sry, not for me. The other clubs out of state I danced at the guys actually behaved for the most part because rules were actually enforced!

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