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    I also hate the guys that get pissed off at you when you try to leave them to hustle other customers or turn them down REPEATEDLY when they ask for your number or how to contact you outside the club. You know the guys that turn into dicks after the rejection. Why don't guys understand what a strip club is? It's my job asshole!!

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    Guys that point out/ask about other girls that walk by while you're sitting with them. SO rude...Just tell me you don't want a dance and then ask the FLOOR HOSTS to introduce her to you. Wtf is this 8th grade and you want me to pass a note to her??

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    Quote Originally Posted by michele11 View Post
    ^ Haha.
    LMAO! Like wtf is … supposed to mean…

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    ^ I guess she liked what you wrote. Now she's going to copy/ paste it eveywhere. Haha.

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    Re: Wednesday86 about guys saying they want dances from other girls. This doesn't bother me, but I hate it when guys ask if another dancer gives a good lap dance. How the fuck should I know? It's like they think we all give each other dances in the dressing room.

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    Sorry, I meant to come back to this.

    You hit it right on the nail, Ava. What annoys me most is when men refuse to buy dances because $30 ($10 cover fee, $20 for one dance) is too expensive, yet they insist you meet them outside of work to shop, or hang out for free. Strippers like bling! Make sure you can afford it if you're taking one out!!!

    And Michele, why would I copy paste a comment EVERYWHERE. Geez gyal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graci View Post
    Re: Wednesday86 about guys saying they want dances from other girls. This doesn't bother me, but I hate it when guys ask if another dancer gives a good lap dance. How the fuck should I know? It's like they think we all give each other dances in the dressing room.
    This one used to drive me crazy, until I started replying with "I'm not sure, but why don't we find out together!" if it's a girl I haven't done doubles with, or "Well I've never had a one-on-one dance with her, but we were in a VIP together last week and it got REALLY kinky ... I'm super into her. Let's go!" A lot of guys will go for it, and since I'm not a great hustler it helps me out a LOT when the other girl is

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahM91 View Post
    You hit it right on the nail, Ava. What annoys me most is when men refuse to buy dances because $30 ($10 cover fee, $20 for one dance) is too expensive, yet they insist you meet them outside of work to shop, or hang out for free. Strippers like bling! Make sure you can afford it if you're taking one out!!!
    I know, right?? I'm sure this has been covered ad nauseam in this post, but these guys who come into the club and drop maybe $30 tops, then want my number??? Do you really think it's going to cost you LESS to hang out with me outside of this controlled, safe work environment? Hell no; you wanna see me OTC try offering me $1,000,000 and a vacation home in Bali or something and maybe we'll talk. If you think I actually want to hang out with you OTC based on the merits of your charming personality... Well shit, either I'm a REALLY good actress or you are a complete dumbass.

    But that seems like it happens 2-3 times a day at least!

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    when a guy takes his dollars down when you get on stage..its like a punch in the gut. so rude..and they think i don't fucking see.

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    Guys that come to the rail during my first song (top still on), hold up their money, and just kinda stare at me. Sooo I'll flash them for a sec, then hold out my garter. They still look at me like "What, that's all I get?" Because girls here motorboat them for $2.

    I've just started looking at them all confused and then getting up and going back to the pole. Usually they just leave the money on the stage after that. Dumbasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CydSinclaire View Post
    This one used to drive me crazy, until I started replying with "I'm not sure, but why don't we find out together!" if it's a girl I haven't done doubles with, or "Well I've never had a one-on-one dance with her, but we were in a VIP together last week and it got REALLY kinky ... I'm super into her. Let's go!" A lot of guys will go for it, and since I'm not a great hustler it helps me out a LOT when the other girl is
    Oh, that's genius! Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    when a guy takes his dollars down when you get on stage..its like a punch in the gut. so rude..and they think i don't fucking see.
    Oh, reminds me of when a guy threw change at my stage and walked off cause I wasn't fingering myself up there like the other hoes or paying him any attention…wtf is wrong with guys, really!!

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    When guys spend the whole lap dance complaining about how women as attractive as me never want to date them IRL, especially when they obviously put zero effort into making themselves attractive.

    You want a girlfriend? Try brushing your fucking teeth.

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    Ughhhh really frustrating night last night.

    "Your boyfriend is so lucky."
    "Do you have a boyfriend?"
    "Whoever your boyfriend is, I hope he takes care of you."
    "What would your boyfriend say if he knew how turned on you are?"
    "Can I be your boyfriend?"

    Stop fucking talking about boyfriends! Seriously, you know nothing about me, and the only thing I know about you is that you just emptied your wallet on me.

    I feel like there must be some clever way to deflect guys who are really pushy about asking me out. I keep trying different responses, but if I say I already have a boyfriend they get upset and if I show too much interest they decide they don't want to keep paying for something they might get for free.

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    ^Ughh I had this guy the other guy who, as I was dancing for him, kept insisting that I tell him if my boyfriend was making me do this. I kept saying things like, "No one's making me do this, no one can make me do anything I don't want to do, I'm doing this for myself, etc." and he just would NOT let it go. He wasn't groping me during dances or anything so I didn't want to turn down his money, but it was so annoying. I don't get why guys bring up the subject of boyfriends at all if they clearly don't want the answer/won't believe it when you tell it to them. Especially when you're just automatically assuming that a dancer must have a pimp?? Wtf

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    1. Definitely hate it when they try to put their mouth on me or kiss me.....
    2. The ones who don't respect your personal limits and try to shove their hands down your thong after you tell them no, and/or beg for extras during an entire dance instead of just sitting back and enjoying their dance.
    3. The customers that sit there and bitch about the club, the music, the fact that there are girls working who THEY think aren't up to par, how they can get cheaper lapdances down the street, etc.....If that's the case then carry your negative nancy ass down the street because nobody wants to be brought down by your constant bitching, complaining, and negativity. If you don't want to be there and hate everything you know where the door is. BYYYYYEEEE! Nobody is forcing you to be here!

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    Agree w/ everything mentioned in this thread, & one I don't think I've seen yet -- the customer who tries to bribe staff & other girls for your personal info.

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    The barfly who wants to be everyone's BFF, but doesn't spend money aside from the occasional $1 stage tip.
    Sorry dude, not gonna sit and talk to you for free. Call me stuck up, tell me I might as well since there's no money elsewhere, I don't give a fuck. I'd rather sit on my phone than talk to you and encourage your freeloading ass.
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    Guys who try to bargain with me for a lower dance price/extras during dances...I walk away when they're in mid sentence now. They're not even worth me wasting my breath on them.

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    1. I really do not like being asked my age. Any personal questions for that matter, but age especially because it is the creeper's go-to way to gauge how much shit they can pull with me in ratio to my suspected naivete. Along with that, it is just terrible manners, and it really doesn't matter. I always say older if I'm in a good mood, or reprimand them for even asking by saying, "Didn't your mother ever tell you? You never ask a woman her age!"

    2. Kissing. I actually *hate* kissing, even with SO's. It's gross and slobbery and does nothing for me. Being kissed actually infuriates me, I fucking hate it. I've stopped sex before with the last bf because he kissed me. Had a little creep go to town on my ear yesterday, I still feel dirty even though I've showered and cleaned it out with sanitizer and a q-tip. Why they think we want their lips, saliva and tongue all over our bodies is an absolute fucking mystery to me that I will NEVER figure out.
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    1. I really do not like being asked my age. Any personal questions for that matter, but age especially because it is the creeper's go-to way to gauge how much shit they can pull with me in ratio to my suspected naivete. Along with that, it is just terrible manners, and it really doesn't matter. I always say older if I'm in a good mood, or reprimand them for even asking by saying, "Didn't your mother ever tell you? You never ask a woman her age!"

    2. Kissing. I actually *hate* kissing, even with SO's. It's gross and slobbery and does nothing for me. Being kissed actually infuriates me, I fucking hate it. I've stopped sex before with the last bf because he kissed me. Had a little creep go to town on my ear yesterday, I still feel dirty even though I've showered and cleaned it out with sanitizer and a q-tip. Why they think we want their lips, saliva and tongue all over our bodies is an absolute fucking mystery to me that I will NEVER figure out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graci View Post
    When guys spend the whole lap dance complaining about how women as attractive as me never want to date them IRL, especially when they obviously put zero effort into making themselves attractive.

    You want a girlfriend? Try brushing your fucking teeth.
    That and that SMELL. You know, that musty, stale smell of a middle aged man who has given up on personal hygiene. Unwashed hair for God knows how long. Clothes he's been wearing for days. Ughhhhhh
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    "I thought I had a $100 bill in here... well shit... I'll just owe you the other $30, here's my business card, I'm a man of my word."

    And then gets attitude with me and tells me I "was a mistake" when I make him run his card at the bar. Guess the $3 fee broke the bank.


    Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    "I thought I had a $100 bill in here... well shit... I'll just owe you the other $30, here's my business card, I'm a man of my word."

    And then gets attitude with me and tells me I "was a mistake" when I make him run his card at the bar. Guess the $3 fee broke the bank.


    Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
    This brings to mind the 'Why do guys get so offended when you ask them to pay upfront?' thread. From the replies from blues, it sounds like sm girls really are that dumb but one girl said she was once lucky enough to have a guy come back the following nite to give her the rest of the $$ he owed :-/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
    Heeeelllllll no. Can you go to a store to buy a pair of shoes and tell the cashier, "Oh, let me just pay you later?" I'm not a used car salesman. But hey, if he can't pay upfront he better be ready to pay interest on the loan. Or have his kneecaps broken, like in any legit business transaction.

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