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    Hey, I see that this place is really cool and laid back. I have a question or rather seeking some advice. I dont mean to offend or upset anyone just curiosity.

    In your opinion, How can I choose to approach a stripper with a question of doing more than lap dancing. I'm not shy by no means. I just gotta know you all get some really funky ass people in the clubs. I'm just look for some good clean fun if ya know what I mean. And I dont want to come off as a jackass or a idiot.

    Another comment that's off topic. Do you prefer the people that come in and smile, laugh, party and obviously are enjoying themselves or the typical drooling stairing with a blank expression on their face look type guy.

    Just to let you in on a bit more info about myself....When I go out clubbing wether it's a strip or just dance...hell anywhere I go, I go packing. I got one pocket full of dick and the other pocket full of money. I all about staying at the party until both pockets are spent...if you get my drift.

    Let the party roll on.

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    We like customers who spend money!

    90+% of strippers aren't going to help you with the "good clean fun" (ick!) you're looking for. Some will. All I know of that you can do is visit some of the less savory clubs, ask, and prepare to get slapped a few times. Honestly, you'll save some money and a lot of pride if you go to the club for dances and go to an escort for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloeTheRed
    We like customers who spend money!

    90+% of strippers aren't going to help you with the "good clean fun" (ick!) you're looking for. Some will. All I know of that you can do is visit some of the less savory clubs, ask, and prepare to get slapped a few times. Honestly, you'll save some money and a lot of pride if you go to the club for dances and go to an escort for sex.
    So to recap, The Escorts are the way to go. Thanks for the tip.

    See, The reason I asked is: I spend alot of time on the hunt so when I get back to civilization, I'm looking to create a sexual situation. It be nice to get a professional so I can get first rate service. After a good long weekend of fun I can concentrait on others things then..

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    ......so you are saying you get "spent" in clubs but dont know how to choose to ask dancers for "more than lap dancing"?
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ......so you are saying you get "spent" in clubs but dont know how to choose to ask dancers for "more than lap dancing"?
    Actually you are right, I didn't make mysel clear. I was inquiring as to the BEST approach to asking for more from actually performers.

    Thank you for your interest in this thread.

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    If you throw enough shit at a wall, some will stick. You have to watch out for splatter and the fact that it might bounce back and hit you in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    If you throw enough shit at a wall, some will stick. You have to watch out for splatter and the fact that it might bounce back and hit you in the face.
    I'm actually intrigued by this enigmatic post of yours my friend. I'm sure that you have a point. I'm just not sure what it is.. or, if in fact, that you know what it is.

    Care to enlighten me further?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Unknown
    Hey, I see that this place is really cool and laid back. I have a question or rather seeking some advice. I dont mean to offend or upset anyone just curiosity.

    In your opinion, How can I choose to approach a stripper with a question of doing more than lap dancing. I'm not shy by no means. I just gotta know you all get some really funky ass people in the clubs. I'm just look for some good clean fun if ya know what I mean. And I dont want to come off as a jackass or a idiot.

    Another comment that's off topic. Do you prefer the people that come in and smile, laugh, party and obviously are enjoying themselves or the typical drooling stairing with a blank expression on their face look type guy.

    Just to let you in on a bit more info about myself....When I go out clubbing wether it's a strip or just dance...hell anywhere I go, I go packing. I got one pocket full of dick and the other pocket full of money. I all about staying at the party until both pockets are spent...if you get my drift.

    Let the party roll on.
    this guy talks like he's some wild beast from the jungle. 'Going back to civilization??' c'mon now get real. i think he's a troll. Every thread from this weirdo is just ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon
    "Are you SURE?"- this is when I sometimes want to knock their scuzzy heads against a wall all Samuel Jackson and scream "am I sure I'm not a hooker?! yes motherfucker, I'm SURE!!".
    LMFAO. This is just great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lola025
    this guy talks like he's some wild beast from the jungle. 'Going back to civilization??' c'mon now get real. i think he's a troll. Every thread from this weirdo is just ridiculous.

    LOL. thats a unique perspective you have there my friend Lola. I'm not a wild beast. I am in fact a avid hunter. I like to hunt as much as possible. I don't understand how you think I'm a troll. I only asked a few questions that I thought were on topic. If they don't belong in this forum please move them or delete them. I think misconceptions are what causes many rifts in life. Make no mistake, I'm a avid customer as well.

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    HA! I'll be stealing that very line. Excellent!
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    Maybe so. I guess. I keep looking at that aviatar. sure looks like a jungle man. lol
    If you are indeed serious, then pardon me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    HA! I'll be stealing that very line. Excellent!

    OK. which line in particular?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lola025
    Maybe so. I guess. I keep looking at that aviatar. sure looks like a jungle man. lol
    If you are indeed serious, then pardon me.
    No worries. I appreciate your time and effort in answering my questions.

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    Ted, Call an escort, As far as what you are looking for, THEY are the professionals. OK?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Ted, Call an escort, As far as what you are looking for, THEY are the professionals. OK?!

    I hear ya loud and clear, my friend. Thanks for teh post.


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    My .02 You want to get laid? Leave the ladies to their JOB! They don't and should not be expected anything else than what their job IS! Damn, that's like going to the hospital i work at and asking for a lap dance! Way out of line.

    My 02 again? Yes, they have sex partners in your area too! An escort gets paid to lay you too! Dancers are just that, we take our clothes off and dance for you, chat and laugh, hustle you out of your $$$$$, don't care about your dick. We really don't want guys asking for 'extra' shit.

    TIP: you will have a better chance picking a female up from non-strip club, i.e. BAR! Also have respect, daners on the job are working....hit a bar with female customers....This is common sense!

    Also you said it....it's about let me dance, get my money and get the fuck out of here.....it's A JOB!!!!!

    Lotsa luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela

    TIP: you will have a better chance picking a female up from non-strip club, i.e. BAR! Also have respect, daners on the job are working....hit a bar with female customers....This is common sense!

    Also you said it....it's about let me dance, get my money and get the fuck out of here.....it's A JOB!!!!!

    Lotsa luck

    Pamela

    Thanks for the post. Where many would think that it was ill spirited I believe you meant it in a positive way. I appreciate the fact you are straightforward. You have answered my question completely.

    In my case I was thinking along the lines of ....how can I put this delicately?.. well one gets to inspect the merchandise before the 'party'. But I guess one must just roll the dice in another 'hunting ground' so to speak.

    I appreciate your reading my little thread and commenting. From the feedback I'm recieveing, I'll need lots of luck. I see I have more research to conduct in the area of the female of the species. Allusive creatures you are, indeed. But as Deep Purple said, "It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase"


    I will take your advice into consideration.

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    I've been known to be allusive in my writing, but an example eludes me . . .

    The line I was referring to, BTW, was the response, "Am I sure? Am I sure I'm not a hooker? Yes, motherfucker, I'm sure!"
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    Who...who...who...WHO LET THE TROLLS OUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Who...who...who...WHO LET THE TROLLS OUT
    I certianly hope you are not refering to me. If so this would, in fact, be the second time I've been unjustly labeled as such.

    I freely admit I'm a newbie, and maybe I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box...but damn, what is it? Why the name calling? I know only time will tell as to how each member of a forum will evolve to fit wihtin. My only hope is to be given a fair chance to become a vital member here.

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    P.S. If you are not refering to me then please ignore this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Unknown
    Then there are true dancers who hone their craft to a fine tuneification type situation.
    Awesome! And here I thought my goals in life were hard to pin down in one concise sentence.
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    As someone who has both seen escorts and patronized strip clubs regularly for the last few decades, I second the suggestions above that escorts (professional prostitutes) are your best bet if you want fully satisfying sex, not just a lap dance. You will get better, more comfortable and more varied sex from equally attractive women for roughly the same (or maybe even less) money and with less hassle and investment of your time and energy than by trying to find the dancers who will happily "do you" among all of those who will not. There are numerous threads on this and closely related topics in SW already, including one called something like "Strippers vs escorts", currently listed just a few threads below this one in the very same forum.

    All that said, re your initial question, my experience is that it does not take any particular special or subtle approach (no secret handshakes or special insider phrases or slang) to find those dancers who are happy to sell you more "extensive" sexual services than a lap dance. They will let you know in a very clear way with even the slightest encouragement, or often none at all. If you don't want to leave it entirely to her initiative, there is no need to crudely proposition her, much less pressure her, just drop some mild, ambiguous hint, and she will pick up on it quickly and in a very direct way if she has more on her menu to offer you.

    -Ww
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    This very body is the Body of the Buddha."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wwanderer

    All that said, re your initial question, my experience is that it does not take any particular special or subtle approach (no secret handshakes or special insider phrases or slang) to find those dancers who are happy to sell you more "extensive" sexual services than a lap dance. They will let you know in a very clear way with even the slightest encouragement, or often none at all. If you don't want to leave it entirely to her initiative, there is no need to crudely proposition her, much less pressure her, just drop some mild, ambiguous hint, and she will pick up on it quickly and in a very direct way if she has more on her menu to offer you.

    -Ww
    Thanks for your advice, I like your approach.

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    This rather old thread may be of interest re this topic:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35049

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