LMFAO That statement is priceless!




That was extremely hilarious!!!![]()
Originally Posted by the article
.. that's priceless..
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OMG. I'm
Wow. LOL...wow.





At least she wasn't going to get pregnant that way.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.





The part that was funny to me is that they both work at Moe's. If you've ever been to a Moe's, the employees all yell "WELCOME TO MOOOOOOOES!" when you walk thru the door. I will now forever associate that with assfucking. Nice.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
What a piece of literature! I especially love the spelling of "buttox". I'm spelling it that way from now on.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





Spelling "buttox" like that makes me wanna say it all Forrest Gump. I was shot in the butt-ox.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
better than being fuck-ed in the butt-ox, no?
Originally Posted by MrChristopher
Dammit, MrChristopher you made me spit my water on my keyboard!!!!![]()
Gotta watch those Kansas girls. They just see too many cattle doing it from behind...
Oh my god that's hilarious. I can't believe the cop could write that with a straight face.
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
Buttox? Isn't that the stuff they inject into your forehead to make wrinkles go away?
That's EXACTLY what I thought about when I read the report and saw that.. LOLOriginally Posted by MrChristopher
Sounds like the two of them had a fun little romp!
However, they should have picked a slightly less conspicuous location!!
I still haven't been to Moe's yet but now I swear I'm going to think about that too whenever I get around to going. And I wonder if I'll see them there? Ick!The part that was funny to me is that they both work at Moe's. If you've ever been to a Moe's, the employees all yell "WELCOME TO MOOOOOOOES!" when you walk thru the door. I will now forever associate that with assfucking. Nice.





Buttox is what you inject in your ass to make the wrinkles go away.![]()





...but my guess is she used the wrong injecting methods.
Now you don't see that everyday! Too funny![]()
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird
Blessed Be





She just wanted some Latino sausage![]()
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