just got this, you may or may not have seen it..but i'm up and wired, it's funny as hell and i have show SOMEONE! lol
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
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> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.
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> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
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> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
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> 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
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> 8 don't use any punctuation
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> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.
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> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
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> 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called
Therapy...![]()



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I'm gonna annoy the shit out of him! Bwahaha!

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