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    Thumbs up HAHA! Cheap Therapy

    just got this, you may or may not have seen it..but i'm up and wired, it's funny as hell and i have show SOMEONE! lol

    > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
    A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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    > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
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    > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    Fries with that.
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    > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
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    > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
    Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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    > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
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    > 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
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    > 8 don't use any punctuation
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    > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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    > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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    > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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    > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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    > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
    Sounds All Day.
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    > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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    > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
    Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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    > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
    To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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    > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
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    > 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called
    Therapy...





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    ^^This is hilarious!!! Copy and paste and post on my fridge...

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    what's even more hilarious, is I would TOTALLY do most of this stuff! hahaha





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    Sadly, I do at least 4 of those on a routine basis. Yay!
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    lol.. those are good... I really needed that right now...
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    What happened to #`s 10, 15, and 16???

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    ^doh! good question! you are way more observant than me! haha I didn't even notice those were missing!





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    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    Fries with that.
    7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."


    Hehe, I can't wait 'till my bf gets home from school. I'm gonna annoy the shit out of him! Bwahaha!
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    cute

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