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    Okay, so I put it in this section and I figure that guys who have/had girls have this problem could help, too. If it's in the wrong section, sorry.

    So I'm getting really sick of soaking alll the towels in my house. My man-friend usually puts a towel under me before we get busy and when I orgasm, here come the fluids. I don't mean a trickle. I mean like enough to literally SOAK the towels and still wet the sheets. I guess it would be the equivalent of a kid who drank a LOT of water and pissed the bed. I talked to the gyno and she said there were no irregularities and that some women just do this. So after coming to terms with it (at first I was terrified, then proud, now irritated), I need to deal with the prevention process. My man comes in the other day with a friggin' pool raft that has a little dip in it to catch the water/fluid/whatever. We try it...um, not sexy. He suggests a bedpan. FUCK NO!!

    Anyone that can relate? Any ideas? I'm really going nuts, but part of me feels like I shouldn't complain. Also, after childbirth do women ejaculators still ejaculate?

    Thanks in advance...

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    Do it in the shower? LoL... Im the same way when I orgasm... we just deal with it and use towels... pain in the ass but its the only way.

    Btw... this should have been in Body Buisness

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    Wow... the things I could say on the mic tomorrow, ma'am.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    ^^hey, can i have your problem??





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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Wow... the things I could say on the mic tomorrow, ma'am.

    LOL...You better not!!

    (Actually, it might help!! Hmm...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer
    ^^hey, can i have your problem??

    LOL. I know, I know. It's not a BAD problem to have, but damn! it can be frustrating. Ah well.

    How do I move this or will a mod do it?

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    Sorry, mods!! Is there a list I can refer to to make sure my threads are in the right place?

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    Eh, I've been there, twice, for a few years each--it's worth it, or at least it was with the first one...

    Just buy a lot of cheap towels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Do it in the shower? LoL... Im the same way when I orgasm... we just deal with it and use towels... pain in the ass but its the only way.

    Btw... this should have been in Body Buisness
    Cally, have you given birth? Do you know anyone who is an ejaculator that has a kid? I was wondering if it was different after having kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois
    Sorry, mods!! Is there a list I can refer to to make sure my threads are in the right place?
    LOL It's alright Hon.. I moved it.. Totally not a problem. Just put them where you think it fits best. We'll let you know, or move it, if it goes elsewhere.

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    "That's right, the exotic erotic enticing alluring and other alliterative adjectives etc Miss ____, now available for all your entertainment needs, kids...call her over posthaste and discuss the possibilities forthwith. Oh AND BRING A TOWEL." Oh yeah. It's on.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    "That's right, the exotic erotic enticing alluring and other alliterative adjectives etc Miss ____, now available for all your entertainment needs, kids...call her over posthaste and discuss the possibilities forthwith. Oh AND BRING A TOWEL." Oh yeah. It's on.
    ROTFLMAO!!!

    I think some one is gonna get beat up at work tomorrow!!!

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    Bring it. I'll have the bartender kick your applebottom ass. BOOYAH!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    LOL It's alright Hon.. I moved it.. Totally not a problem. Just put them where you think it fits best. We'll let you know, or move it, if it goes elsewhere.

    Thanks, Rhiannon. Also, can you tell me what a review is? And what makes some people members vs. senior members vs. featured members? Number of posts? How do you guys come up with it? Just curious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Bring it. I'll have the bartender kick your applebottom ass. BOOYAH!
    OMG!! Shutup!! I'm comin' in gangsta, too, with the sequins (not!!)!

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    Reviews are in the clubs and reviews section... you get a review from writing a review about certian clubs.

    Your god/dess n stuff is by how many posts you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois
    Thanks, Rhiannon. Also, can you tell me what a review is? And what makes some people members vs. senior members vs. featured members? Number of posts? How do you guys come up with it? Just curious...
    A review is done in the "Club Reviews" section. You can either review a club as a customer or dancer, and your profile shows how many you've done.
    Member vs. Senior member, etc. all depends on how many posts you have. I believe when you hit 200 you're a veteran member, etc.

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    Oh also I have no idea if childbirth makes a difference... I havnt had kids..... and none of my friends (girls) I know that do it have had kids either.

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    Hah, ok.

    There is no part of this act I don't like. Any guy involved complaining about cleanup can have a Coke and a Smile.

    My suggestion? Two bedrooms.
    a Get busy sexin room.
    And a Get busy sleeping room.

    Or a designated couch recliner...then when you're entertaining guests you can have laughing knowing what they're sitting in.

    Hahahaha, I mean c'mon whether you do this or not, turn it into a methode and the problem goes away.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I'm soooo jealous - hubby and i have tried and tried, but no female ejaculation....

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    Try 'pushing out' with your kitty--this might help, and sure won't displease your husband.

    The one who really squirted on a regular basis, and needed all the towels all the time, did this whenever she squirted--it's quite beautiful, really...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    "That's right, the exotic erotic enticing alluring and other alliterative adjectives etc Miss ____, now available for all your entertainment needs, kids...call her over posthaste and discuss the possibilities forthwith. Oh AND BRING A TOWEL." Oh yeah. It's on.
    With an intro like that, I'd go to the VIP post-haste!

    Heck, I might even come down there and visit!!

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    There is a "special" blanket you can buy now called the "Liberator Blanket" it is like a shield for your bed....your sheets will never be soaked again...you can get them at sex shops.

    Hope this helps.....

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    ^^ Yes! I used to have a similar product when I was 8. It was a pad and it kept me from ruining the sheets when I would dream about oompa-loompas coming to kill me from BEYOND THE GRAVE.

    Great submittal, and cheaper than designating a room for it.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Lords
    There is a "special" blanket you can buy now called the "Liberator Blanket" it is like a shield for your bed....your sheets will never be soaked again...you can get them at sex shops.

    Hope this helps.....

    Thanks, Jess!!!

    Thanks to everyone for their input. Any more ideas, let me know.

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