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    Default annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    right, I am so sorry to start this thread as I get the impression that no one likes newbies "OMGZZZ LIEK AM I HAWWT ENOUUGH 2 B A STRIPPER" threads

    but I have a teeny question about boobs...obviously theyre...kind of important, mine are a B cup, and not "PERFECT" boobs...theyre set a little apart, they are in no way saggy, but they are not set like perfect round boobs, they hang a little lower...basically they look natural. but still cute. and one is the tinniest bit smaller than the other but really its hardly noyiceable, i just notice because well, they're mine.

    I'm just wondering, I know preportionality is a big factor, and the sterotype for strippers in quite big perfect boobs, or small perfect boobs.

    I think they're still sexy though. and apart from that, I'm fine, I'm very confident, I'm quite well toned, tall, and I know I have very attractive, photogenic facial features (dont want to sound up myself...but im trying to be completely honest about myself) and i know i can make the most out of my assets...plus I know quite a bit of pole work.

    how important is it to have stereotypically perfect boobs?
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    Default Re: annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    i think it has all to do with preference...some guys like big breasts, some like small. i think both types do just as well, to tell you the truth! i have small breasts and do just fine. your confidence also shows, and that has alot to do with how customers look at you too i think.

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    Default Re: annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    I agree with Lucky.

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    Default Re: annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by moon girl
    right, I am so sorry to start this thread as I get the impression that no one likes newbies "OMGZZZ LIEK AM I HAWWT ENOUUGH 2 B A STRIPPER" threads

    but I have a teeny question about boobs...obviously theyre...kind of important, mine are a B cup, and not "PERFECT" boobs...theyre set a little apart, they are in no way saggy, but they are not set like perfect round boobs, they hang a little lower...basically they look natural. but still cute. and one is the tinniest bit smaller than the other but really its hardly noyiceable, i just notice because well, they're mine....

    how important is it to have stereotypically perfect boobs?
    LuckiCharm's advice is good...

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm
    i think it has all to do with preference...some guys like big breasts, some like small. i think both types do just as well, to tell you the truth! i have small breasts and do just fine. your confidence also shows, and that has alot to do with how customers look at you too i think.
    Guys do have different tastes. Me, I've always preferred smaller, shapely breasts anyway - so I'm proof of the pudding.

    The law of averages applies just like everything else; some guys will think your breasts are perfect, most will think they're nice and a few will think; "no thanks". Fact of life you can do nothing about.

    To give you a bit more of the guy perspective; you obviously will earn a living by showing off your body, so it behoves you to keep in good shape. Providing you have done so, personality probably counts for more than having a nice butt/boobs.

    Guys come into a strip venue to live out a bit of a fantasy, and if you are a good enough actress to make him believe that his fantasy is reality, you'll earn.

    Phil.

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    Default Re: annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    I made money as a 32AA and I make money as a 34C. Men like all different types. Some go for girls with a nice butt and dont care about boob size. Some like legs, some like blonds or brunettes. Some specifically like small boobs (got turned down for a dance Sat night for this very reason! - and mine arent very big) Very few look for the "Barbie Stripper"...

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    Default Re: annoying newbie thread. feel free to throw stuff.

    my ms. left is bigger than ms. right, and i'm pretty small but perky. i think right now i'm about a 32-34 B or C depending on the bra....and i still had plenty of guys say they were perfect. i don't mean this to be rude at all, but one thing you should know if you have read here any amount of time is that specifics aren't important...if you are cute, confident, etc. in general you will be fine! it doesn't matter what bra size you are. hell even if you are an old, fat ugly hag you'd probably still be able to make money somewhere. don't worry girl, get out there and shake that thang!

    newbies--keep this in mind. do not pick yourself apart! do you get checked out in real life? do guys tell you you're hot and ask you out or ask for your number? then you will probably be fine in a club!!!

    good luck and let us know how it goes.
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