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    so i was on stage tonight at the end of my shift, i was having a good day, and this guy comes up to tip me. i was already nude (it was my last song). he starts waving a 10 dollar bill around and is like "lemme see it lemme see it" and of course, im not gonna sit there and spread my legs all in the open, so i just kinda do my little tease or whatever, and he sticks the 10 in my garter, and snatches it back out real fast!!! and put a 1 dollar bill there instead! i was mad...then, i went to his table and told him how low down i thought that was, and he came up to me a little later and this is what he said to me...."i work for my money too, and i was wanting you to get on the floor and spread your legs and let me see everything! what you did was NOT worth 10 dollars! I can get a blowjob for 10 dollars! if you want to make more money you have to work for it!" OH MY GOSH...im glad that happened at the end of my shift, because i was so mad i was shaking.

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    i would have told him that plenty of other guys are willing to give you 10 bucks for a whole lot less and that he probably has herpes from getting 10 dollar crack-whore blowjobs.

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    yea i should have...i wasnt thinking too fast i was so mad lol

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    Default Re: asshole customer AARRGGHHH

    "If it wasn't worth ten bucks then why'd you put it in my garter in the first place, asshat?"


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    Egads. I woulda been like "The CHEAP fun is that way, pal" and point him towards the men's bathroom.
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    I would have gone to management and gotten him kicked out for soliciting. I would have twisted his words to management, relayed the scene about the stage tipping and how you went to him and he told you that you'd have to give him a bj for ten dollars.

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    While there is nothing wrong with wanting to tip you a dollar, there is something wrong with this weird "fishing for strippers" game. It's just rude. Like, if he wants to see it that bad, buy a freaking dance.
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    I would have told management/bouncer that he stole $10 from your garter and then put a $1 in place of it. And gotten him kicked out.

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    What an ASSHOLE! Yea, what leogirl said.
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    You should have told him since he can get a bj for 10 bucks then why the hell was he still talking to you. Bye bye then.

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    omg, the moment he pulled the tip away for a lower one, I would have blown him off. He already proved himself to be an asshole. Why push it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm
    yea i should have...i wasnt thinking too fast i was so mad lol
    UUUGGHGHHH what a fucking piece of shit! I wish you would've told him something!! As soon as he would've given me the dollar, I'd just throw it in his face get up w/ a smile and continue w/ your routine.

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    Just from this thread, if something like that happens to me I would've grabbed and RIPPED that $10 and thrown it back in his face.

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    OMG!I cannot believe this crap!He can get a BJ for 10$??Makes you wonder...You never know what kind of diseases this idiot has.

    It just seems that some customers are getting more and more out of line lately.

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