Some nights, you encounter customers who aren't just annoying or cheap or rule-breakers, but can take idiocrisy to another level. Well, as my friend Mark would say, "If idiots could fly, the world would be a freaking airport."![]()
A few days ago at work, I encountered one asshole who looked like a young college slut. Well actually he's probably too dumb for college, but point is he was a college-aged little punk. I walk past him and his friends, who are standing against the wall on the ramp, right where the window to the DJ booth is. Mind you, there are signs posted to remind customers that they are NOT allowed to stop on the ramp or at the DJ window...and bouncers that constantly yell this at the idiots who claim illiteracy to this sign. The asshole looks briefly at the girl on the side stage, then says to me as I pass by, "See that?" I stop and ask him "see what" and he boasts, "I was gawking at her." Okkkkay. Then he goes on to say, "And I can stare at you too. See I'm cheap and I don't have any money at me, so I'm only here to gawk. That's because I'm a real bastard." He blatantly admitted he was a CHEAP BASTARD, the term we use for losers like him behind the customers' backs. WTF???!!!!! Who would ADMIT that to a dancer and expect the girl to still stand around talking and being nice? An idiot. And what kinda dancer would still stick around talking to him, to say something other than a hurling insult? Again, an idiot. So I insulted him by saying sarcastically, "Then what are you doing here? Shouldn't bastards like you be hanging out in some dark alley or something, with all the dirty stray cats?" Then I walked away with my nose in the air, in the middle of his sentence. Trust me I woulda said things much worse, but I just started at a new club and I didn't want to risk breaking any rules(it takes time to get on the managers' good side, and test the waters with club rules/etiquette, before I start using my meanest lines).
Why do so many young guys admit that they are "broke" or "cheap"? It's like, as soon as I say hi to them, they say "I'm broke." And they say it so casually, so nonchalant, in a way almost like they're proud of it in the same way as they might say "I just graduated from Penn State." It's one thing if they say politely, "Look, you're really cool but I don't have much money on me now, so I don't want to waste your time. But here's a dollar, thanks." Some guys say that, and it's fine. But when guys say "I'm broke" first thing, it makes me wonder if they're trying to get rid of me quick, or if they get pleasure outta trying to piss off strippers? It's usually only the college-aged guys, or the asshole biker Pagans.
Oh, but older guys misbehave too! Yesterday, this older guy(50s) called me over, acted all flirty and interested in me, then when I told him the dance price, he was all aghast, like "Thirty dollars? [gasp!] Wow, a dance is thirty whole dollars?! I don't know if I'd want to spend thirty whole dollars!" Oh god, please. That is a clear indication that he is either cheap, or expects a lot for his money, so I just excused myself and walked on. After the guy saw me on stage, I guess he changed his mind and realized that $30 WAS worth it for me, because he took me back for a dance. But he kept trying to suck on my nipples, and even though I spread my legs during the dance with my back to him, he was like "I want to see more of it" so I turned around, and he fucking reaches out and with his finger he taps me lightly in between my legs and makes a chuckle. ASSHOLE!!So I said in a totally bitchy voice "NO" and simply walked away in the middle of the dance(he'd paid upfront)! Haha he caught me in a PMS-ing mood! I felt very embarrassed to face him or his friend afterwards, but later on his friend asked me for a dance and the only reason I didn't turn it down is because hey, it's money, and I didn't want to look rude. Luckily though, his friend was MUCH more of a gentleman and didn't touch, and even bought a second dance!(thank god)
Overall though, work at my new club has been good. The money is better than in Philly these days! Most of the guys are really cool, but I get annoyed at a few assholes!


So I said in a totally bitchy voice "NO" and simply walked away in the middle of the dance(he'd paid upfront)! Haha he caught me in a PMS-ing mood! I felt very embarrassed to face him or his friend afterwards, but later on his friend asked me for a dance and the only reason I didn't turn it down is because hey, it's money, and I didn't want to look rude. Luckily though, his friend was MUCH more of a gentleman and didn't touch, and even bought a second dance!(thank god)
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Hahaha! I think that sometimes, too!! Hehe. Well, that would explain ALOT of our rants on here.


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