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    Some nights, you encounter customers who aren't just annoying or cheap or rule-breakers, but can take idiocrisy to another level. Well, as my friend Mark would say, "If idiots could fly, the world would be a freaking airport."

    A few days ago at work, I encountered one asshole who looked like a young college slut. Well actually he's probably too dumb for college, but point is he was a college-aged little punk. I walk past him and his friends, who are standing against the wall on the ramp, right where the window to the DJ booth is. Mind you, there are signs posted to remind customers that they are NOT allowed to stop on the ramp or at the DJ window...and bouncers that constantly yell this at the idiots who claim illiteracy to this sign. The asshole looks briefly at the girl on the side stage, then says to me as I pass by, "See that?" I stop and ask him "see what" and he boasts, "I was gawking at her." Okkkkay. Then he goes on to say, "And I can stare at you too. See I'm cheap and I don't have any money at me, so I'm only here to gawk. That's because I'm a real bastard." He blatantly admitted he was a CHEAP BASTARD, the term we use for losers like him behind the customers' backs. WTF???!!!!! Who would ADMIT that to a dancer and expect the girl to still stand around talking and being nice? An idiot. And what kinda dancer would still stick around talking to him, to say something other than a hurling insult? Again, an idiot. So I insulted him by saying sarcastically, "Then what are you doing here? Shouldn't bastards like you be hanging out in some dark alley or something, with all the dirty stray cats?" Then I walked away with my nose in the air, in the middle of his sentence. Trust me I woulda said things much worse, but I just started at a new club and I didn't want to risk breaking any rules(it takes time to get on the managers' good side, and test the waters with club rules/etiquette, before I start using my meanest lines).

    Why do so many young guys admit that they are "broke" or "cheap"? It's like, as soon as I say hi to them, they say "I'm broke." And they say it so casually, so nonchalant, in a way almost like they're proud of it in the same way as they might say "I just graduated from Penn State." It's one thing if they say politely, "Look, you're really cool but I don't have much money on me now, so I don't want to waste your time. But here's a dollar, thanks." Some guys say that, and it's fine. But when guys say "I'm broke" first thing, it makes me wonder if they're trying to get rid of me quick, or if they get pleasure outta trying to piss off strippers? It's usually only the college-aged guys, or the asshole biker Pagans.

    Oh, but older guys misbehave too! Yesterday, this older guy(50s) called me over, acted all flirty and interested in me, then when I told him the dance price, he was all aghast, like "Thirty dollars? [gasp!] Wow, a dance is thirty whole dollars?! I don't know if I'd want to spend thirty whole dollars!" Oh god, please. That is a clear indication that he is either cheap, or expects a lot for his money, so I just excused myself and walked on. After the guy saw me on stage, I guess he changed his mind and realized that $30 WAS worth it for me, because he took me back for a dance. But he kept trying to suck on my nipples, and even though I spread my legs during the dance with my back to him, he was like "I want to see more of it" so I turned around, and he fucking reaches out and with his finger he taps me lightly in between my legs and makes a chuckle. ASSHOLE!! So I said in a totally bitchy voice "NO" and simply walked away in the middle of the dance(he'd paid upfront)! Haha he caught me in a PMS-ing mood! I felt very embarrassed to face him or his friend afterwards, but later on his friend asked me for a dance and the only reason I didn't turn it down is because hey, it's money, and I didn't want to look rude. Luckily though, his friend was MUCH more of a gentleman and didn't touch, and even bought a second dance!(thank god)

    Overall though, work at my new club has been good. The money is better than in Philly these days! Most of the guys are really cool, but I get annoyed at a few assholes!

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    Did he think he was being funny or did he WANT to piss you off? Weirdo. I hope you congradulated him, too.

    Lol, the people we meet... The things we go through...
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    That's the thing...I'm beginning to think that guys act that way to purposely piss me off! To see how much of it I can tolerate before I erupt. OR to see how much they can get away with doing or saying. Like I said before, only an idiot dancer would still linger around and be friendly after someone blatantly tells her that he is a cheap bastard...maybe the loser guy wrongly perceived me as the type of girl who would give "freebies"?(see thread titled "Dumbass stripper! Do I help?" for more details about girls who give away free convo to non-tipping customers) Or maybe it was a test to see if I was an idiot, versus someone with too much dignity to stick around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
    That's the thing...I'm beginning to think that guys act that way to purposely piss me off!
    Hahaha! I think that sometimes, too!! Hehe. Well, that would explain ALOT of our rants on here.
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    PD> I think you work at a club that I worked at for a few weeks and I HATE THE PAGANS!

    I worked at Signatures and they were cheap as hell, but given VIP status. I didn't get it since they did nothing for the club except scare businessmen away.

    Then I went to your club and lo and behlod, the same cheapass rude Pagans were still there.....and still given VIP status. WTF? At least that club had a VIP lounge for guys that think they are above tipping the girls on stage.

    And college kids....well, nothing more needs to be said on that. But a bunch of dirty ass bikers who pick fights with patrons for being rude to their favorite bartender is occuping spave that my sanity could use.

    And don't forget drug dealerss who hang out there doing business. Try getting money out of one of them.

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    Yeah, the pagans suck! LOL there were a few times that I was contemplating going up to them and saying something like "Jesus rules!" it is funny in theory but would be bad to actually say in reality, so I never actually said it! The first time I encountered the Pagans, I figured I'd be nice and give them a chance, and the one guy said "You don't wanna hang around us, we're real assholes and terrible tippers!" Why would a guy say that about himself, and without shame??

    Drug dealers suck, too! And drug addicts! The first weekend that I ever worked as a dancer, occured during the 2005 Superbowl that the Eagles were in. This one Superbowl party had a bunch of coke heads! This one boy actually asked if he could pay me for a couch dance with YEYO! I told him sorry, we only take US dollars as payment, then he asked if it was ok with me if he did a line right before getting the dance! This is the same kid who was telling me stories all about how he'd just gotten outta state pen and was there for 1.5yrs or so for drug dealing! Yeah, he's a real "winner" who learns his lesson(sarcasm). That same party, this Greek brat pulled out his dick in the couch room and after repeated scoldings to him about it, he still found a way to have it "slip" out, so I ended the dance and he got all angry! Months later, he would come in and still kinda give me the cold shoulder LOL.

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    This is just ridiculous!You know,I've noticed that too.
    We had these 3 very young looking guys sitting next to the stage last week and when I walked around after the set,one of them crossed his arms on his chest and said:"I'm not here to tip anyone,I'm here just to watch the free show!".Then I turned to him and asked him if he was 21.His buddies started laughing and he turned very bright darker red shade and yelled:"No I'm not!!!I'm 23!!!",and I walked away laughing.I could almost see smoke coming out of his ears.You know,when they talk to you with their arms crossed on the chest,usually they will say something which they sunbconciously will already know is wrong.
    Yepp,they are doing it on purpose.

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    They weren't assholes because they were Pagan... they were assholes because they were Assholes. What does that possibly have to do with religion?

    I'm not attempting to troll... just posing a very logical question.
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    oh, don't fuck with the pagans. As much as I've always wanted to, it's just not worth it. I just never got how these scumbags got VIP treatment. Sometimes they'd even let them park their motorcycles inside the club! They'd get drinks comped and got invited to our Christmas party and stuff. Since I always left them alone, I assumed that I was considered okay.

    Well, one time I made the mistake of pretending I was about to sit on one of their bikes and I might as well have been caught riding it into a brick wall because that idea was met with utter disgust....a serial killer glare and the phrase, "bitches only ride on the back."

    As much as I wanted to mock them, they took themselves way too seriously to make it even the least bit humorous. Then when Sigs closed and I worked at the other club, they were there in the VIP section. UGH!

    I'm sure they've found their home at that club where all their girlfriends work (yes, they are somehow exempt from the "no boyfriend" rule too!)

    Okay, done with my rant. I'm so glad they are not at my new club.

    Coke heads can be okay. They've got disposable income and looking to do something with their high. Plus half the time they can't get hard if they are too fucked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyuketsuki_Lilith
    Okay... the Pagan comments are really starting to Irritate me. They weren't assholes because they were Pagan... they were assholes because they were Assholes. What does that possibly have to do with religion?

    I'm not attempting to troll... just posing a very logical question.
    It DOESN'T have anything to do with religion. "The Pagans" is their biker gang name, obviously

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    EDIT: Aah! Somehow i completely missed the direct reference in the Original Post. Sometimes I'm a complete tool.
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    What's the deal with the managers?!!! They need a drink minimum and to refuse entry to gang members. How hard is that?

    Phillydancer, I think they were definitely being asswipes on purpose. Did the bouncer fuck that older guy up for touching you? He should've gotten the boot!

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    I asked the managers about the Pagans once and in this case it affected business because they started to pick a fight with paying customers....who of course left and surely would not return.

    I got, "well, we'll see what we can do." Of course the were back. Nobody did anything!

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    Isn't that crazy! Sometimes I wonder if these people want to make money at all. Maybe it's just a social club for the manager and his 'buddies'.

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    I hear the "I'm Broke" comments sometimes, too. I usually respond with something along the line of "Yeah, me too. It sucks being poor, huh?" This works especially well if you can follow up with a reference to a food bank or soup kitchen that helps people out when they hit hard times .

    Another angle is to make a comment about how another customer owns some corporation, and he might be hiring if the "broke" customer needs a job...

    Then give the broke customer a look of pitty, and move on to a paying customer.

    If it is just some kind of head game that he is playing, then he won't get any satisfaction from being pittied by strippers. If he truly is broke, then he won't want to come back into the club w/o money again.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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