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    Default Things to do when you retire from stripping...

    Okay this may sound like a rant but its quite well thought out. Feel free to add things...


    1. Tell your customers youre retiring. That way they feel like theyre at fault so they tip you more thinking that will make you stay.

    2. It's time to get even with the jerk dayshift manager who is always on you about stupid things.

    3. You get to stop answering to some name you made up. It will be nice to be Lindsay fulltime again and never being amylynne again. Though Ill keep it here on SW.

    4. The only person who sees you get naked now are your ob and your husband/bf.

    5. No more grinding on guys who have 46 inch waists laps and smelling like tobacco and cheap whiskey all night.

    6. Real working hours! No more 8-4 shifts. Sleep at night. No more being a vampire.

    7. You get to be revered as a goddess like Rhiannon and all of those who retired before me.


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    ^ @ #7, Amy.

    ::flips hair:: Yep, yep.. LOL

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    Wear high heels because you want to, not because you have to.

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    My last day of dancing.... I will wear a Cheap Men Suck shirt on stage... dance in sneakers... and scratch my ass on stage.



    Then I'll go back to being a regular somewhere, like I was before I got into the industry LOL
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    Retire from dancing... hmm.... that's many years away for me (not because I'm addicted, it's just the plan).... so I have absolutely no idea what I would do when I do... hmm...


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    Quit shaving.

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    NO more make-up and uncomfortable shaving rash
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    How did I not think of that ^^ Yeh.. no more having to buy heaps of make-up... back to the basics as well as having to wax less often (as I'll generally be clothed not un-clothed therefore can wear stockings or long pants to cover my hairy legs...)... tho' it is such a habit for me to have my pubes waxed that I may continue to do that to make me feel good. Ooo yeh.. and not having the pressure to have a boob job so much (as why would I need to really)... and not have to buy expensive $100+ stripper heels for work...

    Plus do pole dancing ! At the moment, I do not persue it as it is of no real consequence to me (because it isn't my pole dancing or lack thereof ability that makes or not makes me money).

    Wow.. there really are a whole heap of little things that I won't have to do when I finally retire from dancing...

    Oh yeh.. I forgot.. one less domain name to register and up-keep (lol!) as I only keep goldcoastgirl.info for work.
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    Buy lingerie for me and not have to think about "will this come off easy?"
    Actually make cd's for fun
    Dressing up as a stripper for halloween and not feel like youre working
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylynnej
    6. Real working hours! No more 8-4 shifts. Sleep at night. No more being a vampire.
    I have to disagree with this one. Once you get used to working when you need to or want to, it's near impossible to go back to 9-5 working for some corporate tight ass.

    7. You get to be revered as a goddess like Rhiannon and all of those who retired before me.
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    Your hair can finally grow because you are not torturing it with blow dryers, straighteners, and bleach. You can cancel your tanning membership and finally give up smoking. Oh yeah, you can drink because you want to and not because ol'fatty is boring you shitless.

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    I will say whatever I want to to whomever I feel like. The hell with kissing their asses to make them come back in!


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    Quote Originally Posted by World Dancer
    finally give up smoking.
    I guess I never considered smoking or drinking a necessity of the job.

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    Visit stripperweb regularly and make statements like "Back when I was dancing..." And talk about stuff like how the clubs used to actually pay us to work, and the dancers and customers were not allowed to touch each other outside of a hand shake etc. etc.

    Stop being a slave to self tanner.

    My feet will be pretty again!! Woo Hoo!

    I can take a real vacation w/o thinking I need to dance a couple of days in the city I'm visiting so I can write the whole trip off on taxes.

    Get more tattoos.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    ^^^ Oh wow, I totally agree with get more tattoos. The only reason I don't now is cause the majority of the customers say they hate lots of tattoos. Other than that it will be nice to eay whatever I want without being worried if I gain weight.

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    ^^^^ I'm third on the tattoo part! I have absolutely no tattoos because it is one of my selling points ("It's so refreshing to see a dancer with no tattoos") so I can't wait to be finally be done with dancing so I can finally acquire the tattoos I've been wanting for years now. I have the designs as well as where they will go... the only thing stopping me is this business.


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    I will never buy body spray again!!!

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    GCG,

    I have a tattoo, I think we had this conversation at the party.... >_> Nobody can find my tattoo 'cause it's this ITTYBITTY thing. It's such a fun game I play with customers. "Buy a dance and see if you can find my tattoo!!"...on my ankle. XD

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    I thought up more...


    Sleep until 1 because I either want to or I stayed up with my husband doing ... uh nevermind!!!

    Not getting yelled at by some loser because my glitter got on his 10 dollar pawnshop jacket so now his 300 pound wife edna is going to make him sleep on the couch.
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    More chocolate. Less salad.

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    Open a Bed and Breakfast! I'd bake them really helthy nutty muffin and garden all the time and have really dirty nails till I came inside to wash some vegetables...*sigh* huh? where am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KennedyWinters
    Open a Bed and Breakfast! I'd bake them really helthy nutty muffin and garden all the time and have really dirty nails till I came inside to wash some vegetables...*sigh* huh? where am I?
    You want a B&B too!!!! That's awesome.
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    Maybe I'll wait till I'm 60 to open a Bed and Breakfast though when I have less wanderlust- but I think I'd be more motivated to to do it now-ish. I'd have so much fun keeping the rooms all cute and originally decorated, making paper products and crafting so much martha stewart would be proud....ha ha ha the homemaker in me is trying to get out! help!

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    When I'm done I can stop pretending to like some of the scummy doormen/floaters so they don't over-mark me on dances. Yeah!!
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    yeah...there is this doorguy from the Ukraine that seemed really sweet when he first started, you know all bleary eyed and in awe of such beauty all the time but now he straight up INTERRUPTS my nude and topless dances to tell me irrelevant facts or to just watch or whatever but it's incredibly intrusive and theres no way for me to really deal with it because thats his job you know? ugh whatever. I concur.

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