Okay this may sound like a rant but its quite well thought out. Feel free to add things...
1. Tell your customers youre retiring. That way they feel like theyre at fault so they tip you more thinking that will make you stay.
2. It's time to get even with the jerk dayshift manager who is always on you about stupid things.
3. You get to stop answering to some name you made up. It will be nice to be Lindsay fulltime again and never being amylynne again. Though Ill keep it here on SW.
4. The only person who sees you get naked now are your ob and your husband/bf.
5. No more grinding on guys who have 46 inch waists laps and smelling like tobacco and cheap whiskey all night.
6. Real working hours! No more 8-4 shifts. Sleep at night. No more being a vampire.
7. You get to be revered as a goddess like Rhiannon and all of those who retired before me.
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@ #7, Amy.

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