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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    ...I was explaining the stupidity of a recent managerial decision...
    Sounds very similar to the management of a health insurance company where I once worked as a CSR. Especially after they installed software to keep track of everyone's "efficiency" while working at your computer.

    But as far as I can tell, even that wasn't nearly as stressful as being a SC DJ!

    I guess I'd last about into the third song, if that, if I ever tried such a gig. Especially since I've never much liked loud noises or flashing lights. Yet one of my favorite spots for a short vacation has always been LV, so go figure. And I also absolutely despise any kind of drama at my workplace!

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    ^^Well after some top secrets discussions with Mr. C and DJoser we have decided to give the go ahead to the boys down in SW's basement lab to create and distribute a new drug designed especially for SC jocks.....DramaTramamine.....taken before getting on board your shift, this drug will hopefully be able to smooth out the rough seas of the female menstral cycle during the night....or at least the high Mdma content will make it more fun!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maimed View Post
    ^^Well after some top secrets discussions with Mr. C and DJoser we have decided to give the go ahead to the boys down in SW's basement lab to create and distribute a new drug designed especially for SC jocks.....DramaTramamine.....taken before getting on board your shift, this drug will hopefully be able to smooth out the rough seas of the female menstral cycle during the night....or at least the high Mdma content will make it more fun!!!!
    But...wasn't that the Jager bombs ORIGINAL intended purpose???
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    What is this "Jager" of which you speak?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    That was great)

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    Wow how the hell did I miss this thread? Funny as fuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillydj View Post
    But...wasn't that the Jager bombs ORIGINAL intended purpose???
    Siiiiiiiiiii Seeeeeeeeeenor!!!!! The "old" standby will always be effective....but in this age of taking perfectly good things and repackeging and remarketing them with minor modifications that produce "slight sideeffects" like diearrhea,vomiting,shingles,polymorphic cranium explosions,etc.. plus the fact that we managed to get the research staff from the old "Six Million Dollar Man" TV show to work in the basement for cheap, as they say "we can build it better!!".


    (On a side note, might I say nice to see you back in these parts PhillyDj....I look forward to another awesome rant thread any day now!!!)

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    Bravo!!! Bravo!! God i havent laughed that hard in ages...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maimed View Post
    Siiiiiiiiiii Seeeeeeeeeenor!!!!! The "old" standby will always be effective....but in this age of taking perfectly good things and repackeging and remarketing them with minor modifications that produce "slight sideeffects" like diearrhea,vomiting,shingles,polymorphic cranium explosions,etc.. plus the fact that we managed to get the research staff from the old "Six Million Dollar Man" TV show to work in the basement for cheap, as they say "we can build it better!!".


    (On a side note, might I say nice to see you back in these parts PhillyDj....I look forward to another awesome rant thread any day now!!!)
    Yeah its a good news/bad news thing...good Im back...bad..I cant bitch much about where Im at besides one of the waitess refered to me as"ewwww"...whatever,lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillydj View Post
    ...I cant bitch much about where Im at besides one of the waitess refered to me as"ewwww"...whatever,lol


    ...and the fact that assorted pieces of ice seem to magically make their way into your pants when you least expect it. But that's not bitchworthy...that's just funny.



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