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    Ok, I just recently went BACK to my old club that I have been working at off and on for almost 9 years. There have been so many DJ's coming and going I dont even care anymore to try to get on their good side.

    Anyways, this last weekend there was a 17 person bach party that were all over me, I was making killer money and then it came time for the 'hot seat'. I hate doing them because there are to many girls and it just sucks... but its an extra few bucks and it shows me off to the other customers... whatever. The DJ who I havent ever seen there told MY bach party that he wouldnt put me up for the 'hot seat' because I was new.

    I was PISSED to say the least. The best man told me that they really wanted me up there and some of the guys got a bad vibe about that comment and my money started to dwindle from this party.

    Then to top off the weekend the DJ started calling us all 'bitches'.. "Yeah, thats Cry... shes a fine ass bitch."... "Alright guys, Madison is running a little late for stage, lets get that bitch up here."

    NIIICE.....

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    Calling you bitches? Time for a stripper-gang up! You girls need to put THAT bitch in his place!

    Do they sell shirts somewhere that say "I'm not a new girl so fuck you!" ?
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    So much for that tip..

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    Wow!! He must get a kickass salary, and not need any tips from the girls. Dumbass!!!

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    I have a feeling he will soon have a lot of girls living up to his expectations!! HOW does this person not get fired,thrown out door, etc. Where the heck are u workin???

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    You know, I hate the tendency for guys to call each other bitches all the time, and I have a nice big 'bitch' they could suck on, if I was gay.

    Now your DJ, on the other hand, sounds like the walking, talking 'bitch' from hell...

    My mind is thinking this guy needs an appropriate, fiendishly clever lesson of some sort, lol--what's a good practical joke to play on a DJ that won't get you fired?

    Hmmm...
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    what an idiot....my boyfriend who used to be a former dj is real shocked that a club would allow that.. i wonder if the owner knows this is going on... i don't think this dj would have his job anymore.

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    I was working out of town in Wyoming.

    I dont know if the other girls were offended by this, but I just have a hard time with stuff like this.

    Im going to Nevada tonight and for the rest of the weekend, I hope its better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinful333
    I dont know if the other girls were offended by this, but I just have a hard time with stuff like this.
    I'm offended--almost 2,000 miles away, even--it's bullshit like this that causes DJs to be viewed as ignorant assholes by a very large number of dancers all over the country, and rightfully so. Much as it irritates the hell out me to be lumped in with morons like this, it happens all the time.

    Even in my new club, where they've had so many problems with DJs harassing the dancers, you can tell that they really don't trust me yet, which sucks monkey balls. I'm there to put on a show, and to do this effectively I need a good rapport with the dancers, not to be viewed as some geek in the fucking booth.

    Can you tell I'm quite serious about this?

    I'm really thinking this guy needs a lesson. Deer musk in the DJ booth? (They sell this shit, and it's fucking nasty, lol!)

    Might backfire--the stuff is very strong and would waft out into the rest of the club. There has to be something you all can do...
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    I'M offended 30,000 miles away. >_>

    The world backs you up, see if the girls do. >_>

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    what a dumb ass. I hope you didn't tip him. last I checked, the DJ worked for the dancers. a good DJ will make you money, because he knows we tip him at the end of the night. you should have put that bitch in his place..... ugh, how unproffessional.

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    This kind of thing is why I feel lucky that all the DJ's in my club are women.

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    Sounds like the DJ needs some laxative cookies!

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    Now that's the kind of fiendishly clever trick I had in mind, lol...

    Can you bake?

    I'd say don't put too much in, so he's not sure if it was the cookies or not. Say, about a double dose in each cookie, and give him one or two. Brownies might be better, they could hold that much of the chocolate variety without it being obvious.

    It would be ideal to make two batches--one that all of you dancers could run around eating obviously, and one specially treated batch that you just gave him a couple of.

    Be careful who you tell about it, though--there's often a house 'snitch' or blabbermouth.
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    What about some Visine in his drink? I heard that really gives you the "runs"! Haha!

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    I've always thought that Ipecac Syrup in a nice hot flavored coffee worked well. But, you could always combine it with the laxative brownies!!

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    Now that's fiendish--and I love it!

    Never heard of the stuff, but I'm not up on that, lol...

    If you do it, definitely have some harmless brownies available so no suspicion will be cast upon them--after all, the dancers ate the brownies, too, and no one had a problem...

    And again--don't tell anyone! News travels fast in SCs.
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    Ipecac induces vomiting...uncontrollable urge to just vomit...gets the mouth watering, stomach cramping...the whole nine yards. heh

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    Wow...

    They sell this stuff? Who buys it?

    But who cares, that's brilliant!

    Put it in a drink, unless he drinks coffee--haven't seen many DJs who do, but plenty drink--and it's usually the guys who pull stunts like calling the dancers bitches.
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    Wow, I didn't know Visine injestion could kill someone! Never mind I said that, don't do it, but exlax can't hurt anyone!

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