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    i'm very sure this has been posted before, but i wanted to just bring it up again. I HATE GUM CHEWING GIRLS ON STAGE!!!!

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    our club is currently having new carpet installed and a new rule is going to be enforced. NO gum chewing allowed by dancers, managers, waitresses, bouncers while on the new carpet. i'm not sure how long this will last or if it will even be enforced, but i am glad to know they are threatening it. after dancing on the back 9 (our one and only secondary stage which fits up to 9 girls) with a neon blue glowing piece of ABC on my boot, and still getting tipped, i have decided i hate gum chewers. i've also noticed several girls that i find annoying that walk on stage dancing sooooo sexy. they turn around and its gone. no more sex appleal. you don't even see her tits any more, you see her mouth violently chewing her gum. i see girls walking around looking like "SEE, i CAN walk and chew at the same time, DEdeDEEEEEdudummmdummmm" it looks so unprofessional and stupid. i can understand the need of a breathmint. i get that. but on stage? leaving it on the floor and under table tops? the second the new carpet was installed i rolled on the floor in the VIP in rejoice that it was clean and gum free. if you are a gum chewer, please understand that i don't hate you. i hate they way you look when you look like a grazing cow in that beautiful pink gown. loose the gum.

    thank you all for listening to me bitch. i just needed to vent my anger.

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    ...you look like a grazing cow...
    That is SO true! Especially when they start chomping on gum with their mouths flapping open. By far that is my biggest peeve about gum chewing.

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    I so often see the gum chewers also staring off into space/looking around the club/checking themselves out in the mirror instead of making eye contact with the guy; her moves seem like they're on autopilot. It all adds to the impression that the stripper is totally bored and detached from what she's doing.
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    we are not allowed to chew gum at all at my club. some of the girls complain, but i think it is a wise decision on management's part. gum chewing is sooo not sexy!

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    yeah, pocket mist would work just as well. i don't get the need to chew gum at work. i really hope they enforce the no gum chewing law, but with up to 80 girls working on a friday and saterday night i'm not sure if they can keep up with everyone. *crosses fingers*

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    The only time I've chewed gum is when it's part of the theme/personality I'm trying to project. Some guys like it if you pull it off and stay in character.

    Still, in general, I agree that chewing gum is just not necessary. Unless you have a reason for it, it just gets annoying and distracting for all parties concerned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liltonyar
    The only time I've chewed gum is when it's part of the theme/personality I'm trying to project. Some guys like it if you pull it off and stay in character.

    True, I do this as well. We aren't allowed to use props on stage, so gum goes really well with the schoolgirl outfit. Bright pink bubble gum is the best But other than that, I hate watching girls chomp away on stage. (Though I am guilty of doing it once in awhile)
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    im guilty of chewing gum... haa. i hide it though..

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    Im also guilty, but I find that it slows me down. Calms my nerves a bit, and allows me to concentrate on being sexy rather than pissed off that that guy is sitting here NOT tipping me. Hahaha.

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    one of my biggest pet peeves. we just started a no gum rule at my main club and im HAPPY

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipermarau

    our club is currently having new carpet installed and a new rule is going to be enforced. NO gum chewing allowed by dancers, managers, waitresses, bouncers while on the new carpet. i'm not sure how long this will last or if it will even be enforced, but i am glad to know they are threatening it.

    Hope that works. My old club got new carpet. Stupid of them to get WHITE... they said no gum, no food, no drinks, no cigs (it was the locker room) and yeah, that didnt work. Needless to say the rug was brown soon.
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    I chew gum, but never on stage...I can't imagine how horrible it would be to choke on a piece of gum while I'm doing some hair flip or upside down thing.

    Actually, I don't really chew it for that long - just enough to get a minty taste in my mouth, then I spit it out in the GARBAGE. The other day, I was resting my feet on the little shelf in the dressing room and ended up with gum all over my heel because some retarded bitch decided to put gum underneath the shelf. It's like, HELLO - the garbage is only a few feet away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
    I chew gum, but never on stage...I can't imagine how horrible it would be to choke on a piece of gum while I'm doing some hair flip or upside down thing.
    That would TOTALLY happen to me if I tried chewing gum onstage, I'm sure. I just have a knack for mortifying moments like that. It's the only reason I've resisted trying a wig - I can just see me tossing my head & having it fly across the room . . . (Come to think of it, has there been a "My Most Embarrassing Strip Club Moment" thread?)

    Back on topic: After stating my general feeling about gum, I'm going to make a total exception for use in a schoolgirl outfit, as someone wisely pointed out above. I could see that working fer sher. In fact, I might even try it (carefully!) with my own little plaid set from Trashy. Gotta really work it, though! Bubbles and all! And use the freakin' garbage can, natch!
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