You're onstage and your back is to the customer, and you leaning your head to rest your so slightly on his shoulder...
Well, I was in the blind spot tonight and one of them licked me. On my neck- now I thought of all the things I could have done- slapped, or walked away etc I thought of the torn up dollar trick but I hadn't been given any money yet. In stead I go "Ew gross" turning around, "You do realize that's the same spot that every other nasty guy in here has tried to lick tonight, so really you've just swapped spit with half a dozen men"
The beautiful part was, there were like five other guys standing next to him laughing at him while he stared at me in horror. I proceeded to give him a chaste little peck signaled for the tip. He looked at me like "That was it?" And I just sat there till he gave me the dollar. Idiot.
The reality is the only time this ever really happens is when I'm in the blind spot. And while he was the only one who tried that tonight, I can go to sleep happy imagining how disgusted he must be.
Thanks for the rant.



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