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    You're onstage and your back is to the customer, and you leaning your head to rest your so slightly on his shoulder...

    Well, I was in the blind spot tonight and one of them licked me. On my neck- now I thought of all the things I could have done- slapped, or walked away etc I thought of the torn up dollar trick but I hadn't been given any money yet. In stead I go "Ew gross" turning around, "You do realize that's the same spot that every other nasty guy in here has tried to lick tonight, so really you've just swapped spit with half a dozen men"

    The beautiful part was, there were like five other guys standing next to him laughing at him while he stared at me in horror. I proceeded to give him a chaste little peck signaled for the tip. He looked at me like "That was it?" And I just sat there till he gave me the dollar. Idiot.

    The reality is the only time this ever really happens is when I'm in the blind spot. And while he was the only one who tried that tonight, I can go to sleep happy imagining how disgusted he must be.

    Thanks for the rant.

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    Hey, it's gross that it happened, but as far as the way you handled it--nice going! You can rest happy that that's one guy who is unlikely to try that again...
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    Hehe, I love what you said to him. I don't have a problem with this "blind spot"... But what about that trick of putting on spray on deodorant?
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    <Hehe, I love what you said to him. I don't have a problem with this "blind spot"... But what about that trick of putting on spray on deodorant?>

    ..As in it tastes gross and would repel them? Good idea! Or how about the stuff you put on to keep from biting your fingernails? I might be partly to blame. I followed some of the advice in the pheremone thread.

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    Sorry this happened to you ,girl!All some of these guys are doing is just looking for those "blind spots"....that's sick.I got licked by a guy last week,who didn't even look for a blind spot,he just put one hand on my neck and another one around my waist and while holding me by force licked me all over the left side of my face.Grosssss!What was funny is that he was shorter than me and he had to stand on his toes and forcefully bend my neck down towards him to do that,and then he ran away...All my foundation and blush was gone and the cheek was wet and sticky. That was so nasty,it made me nauseous and gave me goosebumps for a long time...

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    Here's a fun solution for you. Go to your local pet store and get a bottle of Bitter Apple. It's an all natural spray that's designed to keep your pets from chewing on the furniture or items around the house. The spray doesn't stain anything and when your dog (or customer as the case may be) licks it, it takes absolutely horrible. It's like pepper spray for the tongue. It's odorless too, so spray some in your "blind spot" and the next time it happens, you'll see a customer squirming in agony from that awful taste in his mouth. Then follow it up with what you said and have a great laugh to boot!

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    Default Re: The blind spot

    I'm new to dancing so please tell me what the "blind spot" is? Thanks!

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    I used the term "the blind spot" lacking a better way to describe it and also I thought it sounded cute. Basically there are certain times when you are dancing on stage or giving a lap dance and you can't see what your customer is doing (with either his hands, or in my case, his mouth. These are times I hope that they aren't going to do something stupid, but inevitably someone will.

    We've all been there, and it's a fine art learning to deal with it gracefully and efficiently. Hell I'm still learning.

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    DW: The "bitter apple" stuff is an excellent suggestion. It's inexpensive, too. The results would be worth any price, really.
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    Hahaha. Last night this customer tried to lick me a bunch of times and I finally said, "Lick me and I shove a dirty sock in your mouth." He licked me. I went to the dressing room and came back with a dirty sock and shoved it in his mouth. Then he was being gropey so I tied his hands behind his head as well and finished my dance (and then he bought three more at 30min a piece! Hahaha).

    It's so fun to be serious and give them a piece of their mind.

    But man did I get weird looks from the rest of the dancers that night. >_>

    Edit: Also I've done the bitter apple thing. Works like a fricken charm. I tell them not to lick. They lick. They make a disgusting face and I go, "Well that's what you get for not listening, isn't it!?"

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    I have no luck with the bitter apple. Does it have to be that exact brand? I have tried two diffent kinds, bith incredinby nasty, and I have no luck with either. It discourages them NOT ONE BIT.

    Has anybody figured out why they do this, anyway?

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    Hey,I like the dirty socks idea!Just wear them for a couple of days in the gym and bring them to work .

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    OMG, this thread makes the custies sound like animals--which a lot of times they are, haha. The idea about tying the hands down is brilliant!

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    jUst ask them how your boyfriends cum tastes

    just do it in a whisper so the crowd doesnt hear it. and if its in a lapdance make sure that you collect prior to saying this.

    But i am going to get the bitter apple stuff. its race week and the lickers are out.

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    Whew! I thought bitter apple just tasted bad to animals! But no, I just sprayed some on my arm and tasted it... Because I'm bored and weird and... for the sake of science. It tastes like ass... but it took a second to register that... EW bleh! I would go for the deodorant. That registers pretty damn fast cuz it gives your tounge that icky dry feeling.
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