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    So I wake up Saturday morning and begin to piece together my night through blurred memories and a paper trail that indicates I bought someone a car or put a down payment on a house when I come across a napkin with a girl's name and number. I'm pretty sure this is the girl I dropped my next three paychecks on, so let's just assume it is.

    What does that mean? I mean, I'm gonna call, because the worst thing that happens is she never calls back, but it got me curious. Do girls ever actually want to go out with customers or is this just a way to suck me back into the place where one and two dollar bills go to die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamecockSeven
    Do girls ever actually want to go out with customers or is this just a way to suck me back into the place where one and two dollar bills go to die?
    Well, I could tell you, but that would take the sport out of it for the ladies.


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    Does happen on occassion, but the odds are not in your favour.

    Considering the money you said you dropped, it would appear the cost of a follow up phone call is a drop in the ocean.

    And if you don't make the call , you'll always be wondering....

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    just call her. it can't hurt.

    i met a guy i wanted to give my number to the other night. i didn't. but i really wanted to. it does happen...

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    some dancers meet their boyfriends/future-husbands in the club. not likely, but not unheard of.

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    Well, of the phone numbers of girls you get outside the strip club, what percentage do you end up going out with? Let's just say the odds are significantly worse with the scenario you described.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63237

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    Quote Originally Posted by rarity121
    some dancers meet their boyfriends/future-husbands in the club. not likely, but not unheard of.

    I actually met my current boyfriend at work. We've been together 4 months now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamecockSeven
    Do girls ever actually want to go out with customers or is this just a way to suck me back into the place where one and two dollar bills go to die?
    Clever line. It's also where $20s and $100s go to die. Please consider upgrading. You'd be amazed at the difference.

    Oh, BTW, don't call her. She will call you. If she doesn't, then you know it wasn't meant to be. (I really mean this seriously. Let the dancers do the choosing.)

    In the meantime, take advantage of the break to raise the eyebrows of your bank cashiers. There is this strange, wonderful and mysterious correlation between the shock on their faces and what I predict will be your growing popularity in the clubs.

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    Call her up. Take her shoe shopping. It'll be a blast.
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    Go back to the club a week later and don't drink. See if she finds you and you remember. If so and she flirts, etc then you'll probably have a good time.

    If not, sorry but is sounds like you're sol.


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    call to see whats up... just be chill about it.... Not too desperate or eager.... see if shes worth your time of day.. and i don't mean just at her club she works at..... just see what the deal is. Be Brave Gamecock! hahaa don't be a pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne
    call to see whats up... just be chill about it.... Not too desperate or eager.... see if shes worth your time of day.. and i don't mean just at her club she works at..... just see what the deal is. Be Brave Gamecock! hahaa don't be a pussy.
    I think this is good advice, but you should have a caveat attached to it.

    If you do call, do not do it with any high hopes or expectations. The higher you hope, the harder you will fall if it turns out to be not what you consciously or unconsciously desire.

    The percentage of dancers who would actually be interested in a particular customer beyond any sort of accepted dancer/customer relationship is relatively small (and nothing wrong with that - its the nature of the business, which men seem to forget). Just be smart and respectful about it to yourself and her. If you hit it off, great. If it don't, no hard no foul on either of your heads.

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    Give her a call, how long it takes her to call you back should give you some indication of her interest level.

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    Oh, BTW, don't call her. She will call you. If she doesn't, then you know it wasn't meant to be. (I really mean this seriously. Let the dancers do the choosing.)
    Agreed in full with TOO, here.
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    Don't get your hopes up, this is one of the oldest tricks in the book to seperate a PL from his money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    Clever line. It's also where $20s and $100s go to die. Please consider upgrading. You'd be amazed at the difference.

    I love it! LOL

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    I've currently got 16 dancer's numbers in my speed dial. I've been out with exactly two of them. Three more are ladies who also do escorting and the numbers are for business use. The rest are nice girls, they call, we talk about going to the beach or having lunch but it's really just very pleasant SS designed to keep me interested in going ot see them at work.

    Call her, see what hapens, just don't expect too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamecockSeven
    What does that mean? I mean, I'm gonna call, because the worst thing that happens is she never calls back, but it got me curious.
    The Brotherhood of Lonely & Confused Pathetic Losers requires that you call her, see chapter 3 section 2 of the rules. As an added touch you might want to call her from another topless club and mention what a great time you are having. ...hahaha.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    The Brotherhood of Lonely & Confused Pathetic Losers requires that you call her, see chapter 3 section 2 of the rules.
    So that is part of the initiation?? lol

    I'm embarrassed to admit, I've been played by two strippers. I was at a club as a customer, she pulled me into the vip room (girls get better mileage ), we exchanged numbers and she never called me back. HA.. The other girl was a fellow coworker and she was hitting on me! We spoke on the phone a few times and fooled around in the club, but then I found out the bouncer was banging her..there was a tinge of jealousy..(sniffle)I have no idea what she saw in him.

    eh..next!
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    I bought someone a car or put a down payment on a house.
    Not to be Ms. Cynical and all, but... these stories get old quick.

    Just spend your frigin money, keep your mouth shut, and go back to Nebraska like a good little farm boy blowing his trust fund in Vegas. God bless y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toplessnewb
    Not to be Ms. Cynical and all, but... these stories get old quick.

    Just spend your frigin money, keep your mouth shut, and go back to Nebraska like a good little farm boy blowing his trust fund in Vegas. God bless y'all.
    Dear Ms. Cynical,

    It was a joke.

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    Yes, she definitely wants to go out with you and slurp on your man sausage. I wouldn't call her. Just go back to the club and keep buying lap dances for a couple of years, and she will be yours. Take out a loan and get some more credit cards if you need to, it will be well worth it.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    Clever line. It's also where $20s and $100s go to die.
    Oh man! This reminds me! I think it's absolutely bonkers that the average amount men tip to a beautiful naked woman dancing for them is ONE DOLLAR (for stage). That's GREEDY and CHEAP. Ugh. They forget how lucky they are to be in the situation that they're in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamecockSeven
    I'm pretty sure this is the girl I dropped my next three paychecks on, so let's just assume it is.
    gee.. i wonder why she gave you her number.

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    LOL! She wants you to drop 3 or 20 more of your paychecks on her

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