After my experiences in this country and reading everyone else's I think I have come up with a solution; Let's start a club in sunny Mexico!!!!
PROS; 1.
Most of the people there will already be foreignors as obviously all the non tipping, biting, non english speaking Mexicans are here!!
2. Due to currency exchange we can buy 8.5 corrupt police and city officials to every 1 here. Not to mention 8.5 magaritas, Jack & Cokes, etc.
3. Us DJ's will have it better since the people who don't listen to us anyway now will truly not understand us!!! Unless of couse somebody actually goes to school
at Djoser's school a mile east!!
4. Said corrupt police and other officials will have no jurisdiction there!!! (Didn't want to pay that parking ticket anyway)
CONS;
1. Can't drink the water (anyone having a problem with this refer to PRO #2)
2. Bush will no longer be our president. (Can't really decide whether this is a pro or a con but CON needed another number)
Gotta go, you guy/gals finish it off!!!


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