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    Default Anyone want to start a Club in Mexico?

    After my experiences in this country and reading everyone else's I think I have come up with a solution; Let's start a club in sunny Mexico!!!!

    PROS; 1.
    Most of the people there will already be foreignors as obviously all the non tipping, biting, non english speaking Mexicans are here!!

    2. Due to currency exchange we can buy 8.5 corrupt police and city officials to every 1 here. Not to mention 8.5 magaritas, Jack & Cokes, etc.

    3. Us DJ's will have it better since the people who don't listen to us anyway now will truly not understand us!!! Unless of couse somebody actually goes to school
    at Djoser's school a mile east!!

    4. Said corrupt police and other officials will have no jurisdiction there!!! (Didn't want to pay that parking ticket anyway)

    CONS;
    1. Can't drink the water (anyone having a problem with this refer to PRO #2)

    2. Bush will no longer be our president. (Can't really decide whether this is a pro or a con but CON needed another number)


    Gotta go, you guy/gals finish it off!!!

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    Default Re: Anyone want to start a Club in Mexico?

    no problem if you're prepared to deal with other typical consequences of corrupt police and an uncontrolled 'buyers market' ... i.e. 'extras' being rampant and relatively low priced.

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    well... you could always come and moderate!! Heck, with your financial prowess we could probably get you elected the next "Presidente"!!!

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    No chance! Melonie knows far too much about finance to hold an influential public office. How could she relate to the people when using words like 'work'? There's no future in it...

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    No, thanks...I'm not interested in prostitution for peanuts a day.

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    hhhhmmmm tits can get ya everything else. I wonder if they could get her elected......hhmm

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    ^ Here, maybe...but in Mexico where the men typically regard a woman as nothing more than a sex object and someone who should be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen...I highly doubt it.

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    ^^ based on the number of 'boobs' who have already been elected to state and federal gov't positions ...

    No chance! Melonie knows far too much about finance to hold an influential public office. How could she relate to the people when using words like 'work'? There's no future in it...
    absolutely ! Plus, the biggest past 'perk' of elected officials, freedom from prosecution for acts of financial wrongdoing, is now becoming a thing of the past (a la Louisiana Representative William Jefferson, caught with $90K in cash stashed in his freezer, and caught on tape accepting a kickback!)


    As far as Mexico goes, I've had enough dealings south of the border to state that the corruption and intimidation taking place down there exceeded even my pessimistic imagination. There is no way I would invest one red cent in Mexico or any other country where foreign ownership rights are 'negotiable'.

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    ^Yep yep yep. I'm not looking forward to having to bribe people when my family moves back & I go visit. It's a desperate place & the Mexican government is nobody's friend.

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    Rosarito's really not that bad... honestly... the customers would probably be annoying, not to mention the crappy exchange rate... but

    "Unless of couse somebody actually goes to school"

    ...?... =\

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    Only if it's like that club in From Dusk 'Til Dawn...

    Now that would be a fun club to work in!
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    Default Re: Anyone want to start a Club in Mexico?

    I dunno...

    Heck, it might be simpler (and easier) to just buy a deserted island somewhere and start our own nation!

    I sure we can find some military guys and gals to serve as our army. We can rent some US cops, and we've already got a few members who are politically astute enough to form a government.

    Melonie: You have your choice of being our Minister of Finance or President of our Central Bank. Since it's my idea, I of course will serve as the Prime Minister. Then you and I can fight about whether we adopt the gold standard or not!

    We can set up some 'club zones'. We'll have areas for low, medium and high contact clubs. That way each of our members can work wherever they feel comfortable.

    We can even set up some zones in which prostitution is legal!

    I maybe smoking something, but it'll be a fuck of a lot easier than operating in Mexico!

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    I spoke with a dancer who came from Mexico - Puerto Penasco, which is a sleepy tourist town.

    She indicated that high contact is expected. I've also heard from patrons that bj's are $20.

    My own personal experience comes from watching over a bunch of teens whooping it up at a dance club. I quickly spotted the pimp and after a polite discussion respecting his position, I slipped him $50 to keep his girls from hustling my group.

    It was great, the pros all danced away with the teen gals and guys and made quite a scene in order to stir up some business from the rest of the bar.


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    20 dollar bj's?! Eew...

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    Default Re: Anyone want to start a Club in Mexico?

    Quote Originally Posted by NoCoverLover
    I dunno...

    Heck, it might be simpler (and easier) to just buy a deserted island somewhere and start our own nation!

    I sure we can find some military guys and gals to serve as our army. We can rent some US cops, and we've already got a few members who are politically astute enough to form a government.

    Melonie: You have your choice of being our Minister of Finance or President of our Central Bank. Since it's my idea, I of course will serve as the Prime Minister. Then you and I can fight about whether we adopt the gold standard or not!

    We can set up some 'club zones'. We'll have areas for low, medium and high contact clubs. That way each of our members can work wherever they feel comfortable.

    We can even set up some zones in which prostitution is legal!

    I maybe smoking something, but it'll be a fuck of a lot easier than operating in Mexico!
    All you need is a ship capable of going 13 miles out into the ocean.

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    I believe Djoser caught on best to the spirit of the idea!!! We could also ask Mel Gibson and Tina Turner to answer the really important,burning question on all of our minds; "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN???????"

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    Master Blaster Run Barter Town!
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    DAMN SKIPPY!!! I wonder If we should put a cage in the club like that one for settling disputes at the club?? That would be too cool!!!

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    Only if the club is powered by pig shit. Hey...that's a low cost possibility to consider!

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    That might be appropriate some nights at my club...

    We could put a pile of appliances in the middle of the cage, or ceremoniously bring out silver plated hair dryers in velvet cases.
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