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    ok so i stuck the enema attachment into my rectum and hung the bag with care with hopes that soon the inside of my ass would be bare?
    ok so i got like 3/4s of 3/4s of the bag filled in my ass and then proceeded to blast water and watery poo
    it was weird i thought id feel the water flowing more but really i justgot kinda bloatedy and felt like i had to poo a little
    thats why i took it out soon i wasnt sure it was working
    but it did and im happy all in all it was a good first try!!!!!

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    Tmi!!!

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    haha!!!!!!
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    You are off the phuckin' hook!!! A poetic poop! LMAO!!!!!!
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    haha
    WHO WANTS TOI BORROW MY ENEMA/DOUCHE KIT!?!!
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    hahahahaa enema/douche

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    WTF???? What was the purpose of the enema in the first place? Just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMom
    WTF???? What was the purpose of the enema in the first place? Just curious.

    Frankly? It cleans out the ass.
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    Some people also have enema fetishes. Its good to feel clean inside
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    EEEsh!

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    I read this why?
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    I was just thinking the same thing.....The title is VERY misleading.






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    Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Love You Guys!
    You Ants To Holfd Mytube In Next Time??

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    Princess, I always look forward to your posts! I never know what raw sewage may spew from you!

    I agree about the misleading title. However, when I saw who posted it, I just had to open it...

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    I like enemas to feel nice and clean sometimes... but man can they be a slight annoying. I only do 'em maybe once every two years though... more when I was anorexic and thought enemas would help me lose weight *eyeroll*

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    heh heh
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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