Well almost... I came QUITE close to having a huge sneeze attack while giving a lapdance and I then had a thought....
What do you do if you SNEEZE in a dance? Keep going? Apologize? I mean... it is a mood killer...
Just curious!!!
Well almost... I came QUITE close to having a huge sneeze attack while giving a lapdance and I then had a thought....
What do you do if you SNEEZE in a dance? Keep going? Apologize? I mean... it is a mood killer...
Just curious!!!
I choose to live, not just exist
If you start feeling like you are going to sneeze, tickle your palate with your tongue. The urge to sneeze goes away. I read about that in a SAS (special forces) manual. Works.
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Alexis
Hon, dancers have done a lot worse than sneeze during a dance. You just giggle, and keep going.![]()
Definitely laugh it off and keep going! If you play it right, the audience will find it more endearing than anything else.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
Strippers are human too, and we have to sneeze too. LOL. Just laugh it off and go back to what you were doing if you sneeze.
i think it would b quite cute to sneeze, as long as your not shootin phlegmn anywhere, then again some ppl might like it lol
A Good Girl With Bad Intentions
hey, at least it wasn't the sneeze-tooty combo!
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^^^ haha!!!
as long as your before sneeze face isnt totally retarded i think youll be fine. as long as you dont get phlegm everywhere
i can only dream of a circus life....
aka chloe
hahaha... yeah no boogers on the customers although some deserve it haha
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I've seen women sneeze in a totally sexy and charming way many times--though nothing ever came out--that would ruin the effect, to say the least, lol...
If you are dancing for a guy odds are he'll find it endearing.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Yeah, depends on the type of sneeze.
Cute, kittenish sneezes are endearing.
Chronic sneezing accompanied by an infectious mucus spray is not. But in that case the dancer is ill and shouldn't be working.
I think it humanizes people. Nothing to worry about.
haha the other day my allergies were acting up badly so I was sneezing on stage and I did during a dance also. It wasn't a mood killer, it was just silly.
i have bad allergies to smoke, i just put my back to them and do one of those muffled girl sneezeshalf the time the music is so loud they dont notice.
I sneeze sometimes. I just give a little laugh and say, "Excuse me! This fog really plays with my allergies sometimes!" That way they don't get nervous that I'm spreading flu or something. And we do have an overactive fog machine; when I sneeze at work, it usually is the culprit.
Don't worry about it. I once farted during a lapdance. It was an accident, but at least it scared off the loser who was trying to get me to sleep with him.




lol krazy!Hmm... i do not think i sneezed near a customer, but i know i do not have those cute sneezes. My sneezes are so loud and manly that people are surprised that something like that can come out of a petite thing like me. If i had to sneeze, i would just sexily move my head and hair away from him for a second and do it. Like, make it look like some sexy little head move and then i would sneeze and say excuse me lol(of course i would cover my mouth while doing the move.)





I sneeze, widen my eyes and look up at him while poking my lip and say, "Oh dear, I'm so sorry, *sniffsniff* do you forgive me?"
..but I'm an oddball.
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