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    Angry Clueless Dipshit!

    So I'm sitting with a customer last night and he's got his cell phone out in his hand. I can see he's just sending a text message, but I tell him he'd better put his phone away because they're not allowed out in the club. He asks why. I tell him it's because assholes take pictures. He looks surprised and goes, "What's wrong with that?" Excuse me? "What's wrong with taking pictures?" he asks. "Well, people put them on the internet and stuff!" I explain. "So?" he responds. "Don't you girls want to promote yourselves?"

    My initial response (internally) was FUCK YOU! But I kept my cool and explained, "Of course we don't want strangers putting our pictures all over the internet! We have families and classmates and other careers! Would YOU want pictures all over the place of you dancing naked on a pole?"

    And the stupid wanker actually answers, "I dunno. I never really figured you girls had families or cared about any of that stuff. I mean, you're strippers."

    Jackass!

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    Miss. Kristina Lee
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    i wouldnt of argued just got the bouncer to take his phone away we dont allow that in our club.

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    He put his phone away the second I brought it up, and he wasn't taking pictures. He was just curious as to why we wouldn't like having our pictures taken. It apparently never entered into his mind that we exist as human beings outside the club!

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    didnt you know that were just T&A on a stick?


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    ^HA! Funny and sad at the same time... Because that's generally what we are. I'm stealing that line.
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    I think a lot of customers have those kind of fantasies about strippers "private lives". It would make sense. If you were in a band you would want as much publicity as you could get, and modern society doesn't look at strippers as any different than Paris Hilton or Anna Nicole Smith.

    I will usually say something about it being for our "customer's privacy. Some guys are married, ya' know?"

    The intellectually challenged could wrap their small minds around that better than the thought that strippers are actually people with lives.


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    What an idiot. No, we don't have lives outside of the club! We are all dolled up and on stage ready to go 24/7. And, we're ready to climb all over some fat smelly asshole at all times. Ppl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    The intellectually challenged could wrap their small minds around that better than the thought that strippers are actually people with lives.
    That's good, and so true...

    What I've noticed is that the intelligence level drops about 35% as soon as many customers walk in the door. Even people who are smart and have common sense tend to lose it in stripclubs, with distressing frequency.
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    As Robin Williams said, the Lord blessed men with two brains but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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    What an ass!!!!!! It's for that reason that I rarely tell people that I am a dancer....because then I cease to have an identity...I'm just a stripper.

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    im sorry hun, ill tell my ex to leave you alone at work! He was like that when I dated him. Thought it was the weirdest fucken thing in the world i got mad at him for showing one of our videos to his buddies and bringing them all to the club I guess it kinda is needed for the industry tho, if they thought of us as 'real people' we'd lose our mystique, and then why come to a club? Doesnt make them any brighter tho, and they think were stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinslifoxxx17
    What an idiot. No, we don't have lives outside of the club! We are all dolled up and on stage ready to go 24/7. And, we're ready to climb all over some fat smelly asshole at all times. Ppl...
    Like in "Stepford wives"!

    Actaully, that is why we all have long hair and many of us wear chiakers--To hide the switch in the back of our necks.

    Derrrrr...what an idiot!


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    my response for stupid things like that (or any stupid question or comment really) is

    "So you DO like it up the ass!!! No KY for you.."

    they tend to look confused, then shut up. then i change the subject.

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    Yup, strippers are all homeless orphans that live in a shelter that only provides them with heels, makeup and underwear.

    Ugh. How can someone be so stupid. I love it when it dawns on men that EVERY girl they see is someone's daughter. There's no getting around that fact.



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    We strippers are androids with no feelings emotions or lives outside the clubs & at the end of our shifts we are put back in our boxes till needed again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    As Robin Williams said, the Lord blessed men with two brains but only enough blood to run one at a time.
    There's more truth to that than most people realize.

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    ^^^ My boyfriend becomes the biggest moron when he has an erection.

    My ex-husband was also a big moron... erection or non. >

    So maybe... he was just fricken retarded.

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    My gosh, you mean strippers have a life outside the club?

    I must be the only on that lives in the strip club basement in a box during the daylight hours, only to be unpackaged and propped up on stage once the sun comes down.... my life now feels so empty

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    it's unfortunate, but that's what happens with technology! I was once dancing, not stripping but just hanging out at a bar dancing with a few friends.... and i notice some guy has his phone up. I go over there, and found out he'd been filming us.

    creepy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    That's good, and so true...

    What I've noticed is that the intelligence level drops about 35% as soon as many customers walk in the door. Even people who are smart and have common sense tend to lose it in stripclubs, with distressing frequency.
    I've also noticed that dancer "intelligence" often drops by 35% as soon as they start work. I think many strippers have found it easier to get dances if their customers don't realise they've got a brain and are quite capble of thinking for themselves - hence playing it a bit dumb tends to improve earnings.

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    This is depressing the crap out of me right now. You have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W
    I've also noticed that dancer "intelligence" often drops by 35% as soon as they start work. I think many strippers have found it easier to get dances if their customers don't realise they've got a brain and are quite capble of thinking for themselves - hence playing it a bit dumb tends to improve earnings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W
    I've also noticed that dancer "intelligence" often drops by 35% as soon as they start work. I think many strippers have found it easier to get dances if their customers don't realise they've got a brain and are quite capble of thinking for themselves - hence playing it a bit dumb tends to improve earnings.

    Phil.
    I've noticed it too. For the life of me I cant' drop to that "role" though Alot of customers appreciate my conversation. I am not just sitting there giggling and playing with my hair







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    ^^^ Same here. I play the ditz once in awhile, but I'm not very good at it. Some guys are turned off and turn me down for an idiot, but I get just as many customers who are turned on by a brain, good conversation, and a wealth of silly travel stories. And they tend to be better customers anyway - more respectful, and with more money to spend.

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