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    Hi all! PLEASE help!!!!
    I've been doing private shows now for a few months, xxx, toy and lesbian duo's and all is going well!
    Now I have been asked to do a fruit and veg show, which is fine with me, apart from the fact, I have NO idea what to do !!!
    Ok... I kinda figure that I could use carrot, cucumber, zucchinni, but what fruit
    Could anyone who has done one or seen one performed please give me some pointers!! Also on hygine, like should I use my antibacterial toy cleaner spay on them? Of course I mean prior to using them, as I certainly won't be reusing them !!!

    Thanyou all sooo much

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    Piece of advice - cucumbers have little tiny pricklies on them - be sure to remove those if you use a cuke - unless you like little pricklies....

    Banana is a fruit and very appropriate since planned parenthood uses it for instructing teens in using a condom!

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    yeah i've seen girls use a banana before - one girl puts the banana inside her and gets a guy to lay down, then she squats over his face and pushes the banana out into his mouth.

    most girls seem to use carrots, bananas & cucumbers.

    lol i remember at a club i used to work at, they had a big XXX day and cos there was no in-house girls that would do XXX they hired a whole heap of girls from some agency. the girl who came to do the fruit & veg show was sooo rough. anyway a few weeks later we started noticing our downstairs dressing room was starting to smell really, really bad. an extensive search turned up a rotten carrot, cucumer & banana under the stairs. EW. she threw her USED fruit under our stairs to rot!!!

    um so yeah, make sure you don't leave your fruit n veg our to rot and you'll do fine LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMom
    Piece of advice - cucumbers have little tiny pricklies on them - be sure to remove those if you use a cuke - unless you like little pricklies....

    Yeah, make sure you get English cucumbers (the ones in plastic wrap). Zuchinnis have the same prickly problem.



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    or you could just consider getting fun colored condoms to playfully put over the fruits and veggies so you don't get a piece of veggie skin stuck up there, or scraped or something.

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    Thats a great idea! Thanks heaps.
    I'll let you all know how it goes!!!


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    Remember to peel the banana. Banana peel tips scratch the kitty.

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    I'd just cut the little tip off, if you peel it it'll tend to break or leave small bits of banana up there.

    You could try a small ear of corn, just wash it really well--an old Gfriend of mine did this once and it worked quite well (she came, lol), even if she preferred using other fruits and veggies. She never had trouble with health problems resulting from all this, but she washed everything quite thoroughly.

    You could also try one of those curved yellow squash things, some of them are shaped naturally to hit your G-spot. Even if the act of putting on a show might spoil the actual pleasure you might get to some extent, you could always lie, and I'll bet they'll love it, lol...
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    Lol you could also use strawberries and cherries and eat them off of another girl...if you'll have one around.....I think what Djoser said is a great idea....about the squash
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    You could try a small ear of corn, just wash it really well--an old Gfriend of mine did this once and it worked quite well (she came, lol), even if she preferred using other fruits and veggies.
    LOL i've always said that if for some reason i ever HAD to have sex with a vegetable it'd be corn. ribbed for her pleasure

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    She liked it a lot, though not enough to go out and buy corn on a regular basis, lol...
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    when using fruit and vegetables i advise that you put a condom on the food you are putting in your body - last thing you want is an infection from a show, putting you out of work for days if not weeks.

    Good Luck

    Foods include- Carrot, Cucumber, Strawberry, Chuppa Chup (suga free if you can), banana, do not use anything acidic or runny. Use fresh fruits/vegetables.

    Again Good Luck
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    Um, isn't it generally unsafe to stick things in your crica? Just curious.

    Also, what is antibacterial toy spray? I just use antibacterial soap and hot water on mine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois
    Also, what is antibacterial toy spray? I just use antibacterial soap and hot water on mine...
    Oh this is the best thing ever! Great for when you have a few shows one after the other. The one I purchase (most adult/sex shops sells it) is actually called 'Anti Bacterial toy cleaner'... not too much thought went into that one! Its made by California Exotic Novelties (. It comes in a pump bottle sized at 128ml, so its the perfect size to fit into your toy bag when on the run. There is a few different brands around though but this one seems to be most popular in Australia.

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