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    I'd buy you a green dress...

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    thanks!
    id give it to my mom

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    We wouldn't have to walk to the store. If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.

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    invest half, spend a fourth & spend the other fourth on various charity organizations/projects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    I'd buy you a green dress...
    Can you buy me a monkey instead? I've always wanted a monkey!

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    No more Kraft dinners!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    I'd buy you a green dress...
    But not a real green dress.

    Thats cruel.

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    Dijon Ketchup.

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    Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    But not a real green dress.

    Thats cruel.
    Rock on, PJ.

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    I'd buy a portable pole.
    NO!
    I' by 10, but a huge room and swing from one to another, like tarzan.

    I'd buy a good tango partner.

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    Gotta love The Barenaked Ladies and that song in particular!

    Tney're one of our local Toronto musical exports.

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    I'd retire early, travel some and be involved in community services for single mothers.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    i looooove that song. it always makes me smile.

    i'd buy a barn full of horses in santa barbara. actually nevermind, i'd need about $20,000,000 for that...*sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    be involved in community services for single mothers.
    Wow thats so sweet wiseguy!

    Seraya.


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    Id buy a new toaster.

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    I'd invest enough so I could live off of it, & then spend money on charities that fight propagation of stupidity in America: Planned Parenthood & The National Science Council.

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    I'd buy you some art...

    A Picasso or a Garfunkel

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    I'd buy a SC and there would be cheap drinks for custies and no tip out for dancers!

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    I'd buy you a K-car

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    It means I just lost a lot of money in the stock market. ;(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Can you buy me a monkey instead? I've always wanted a monkey!
    I'd buy you an exotic pet...like a llama, or an emu

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    I'd pay off my debts and buy a small house, and take a little vacation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMom
    I'd buy a SC and there would be cheap drinks for custies and no tip out for dancers!
    great idea but then how the hell would you make money? You'd be a broke sc owner.

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    I'd hand my manager a 1$ dollar tip, tell him to buy some class, tip the rest to the lovely ladies on stage( cause I know they'd tip me right back) we'd all board that yellow submarine,and tell the world to kiss our A$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!

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    I'd pay off the Australian embasssy. XD

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