Excuse me, Veronica.
Yes, Brick, what can I do for you?
I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Excuse me, Veronica.
Yes, Brick, what can I do for you?
I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.





okaaay
Another case of SWI? (Surfing While Intoxicated?)
Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
ps - I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.
Originally Posted by Sirona
Excellent call - I should have known it was an inside joke.
hehe Steve Carell was great in that and 40 Year Old Virgin.![]()
Why, yes! I LOVE pants parties! Can I bring my bottle of vodka?![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
And I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!





I don't know if anyone told you this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
I'm going to smash your face into a windshield, and then I'm going to take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!
It's called Sex Panther, by Odeon. It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good! ...They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime.
milk was a bad choice
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
"I never really liked traveling. I think it's because when I was little my father would beat me with a globe." -unknown
"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!" -Chapelle show
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.





I love lamp.
-or-
"Look, It's the world's most beautiful rainbow!"
"DO ME ON IT!"
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Great thread--that movie totally took me by surprise. I was expecting another silly movie and got maybe the best comedy since "Airplane".
So many great lines...
"That's the smell of desire, my lady."
"No, it smells like a...used diaper. Filled with...Indian food."
"Desire smells like that to some."
"All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending."
--Avril Lavigne
"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"Originally Posted by Lurker
"Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"




Yes, I have watched anchorman on HBO, and then again on HBOW shortly after...
More than once...
"I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft j."
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego. Which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
I own it on DVD. I love the end where you get too see them ad libbing and totally losing it.![]()
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