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    This needs to be printed out and handed to every customer at every club, and they should be required to read it and quizzed on it. How much nicer this world would be!

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    That's amazing.

    (Is the place run by a woman?)



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    Hee hee. I knew what website before I even clicked the link. (In case anyone is lost, click the Club Ettiquette link on the menu bar).

    I've read that a few times. I kinda take issue with a few points in it, but for the most part it's spot on, and helpfully instructive without being overly preachy.
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    i'm moving to sioux falls!!

    seriously though, it would be great if more clubs took care of their dancers and educated their customers so well...

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    That is fantastic...

    I would love to see that on the front door of every club, but unfortunately, it's not gonna happen.
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    You mean http://www.scarlett-oharas.com/club.htm ?


    Rock on. I want to print that and wallpaper my club's door with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    That is fantastic...

    I would love to see that on the front door of every club, but unfortunately, it's not gonna happen.
    I agree. Even if they were, most guys will ignore it anyway.

    Enjoying a Strip Club and the women therein is not rocket science. Be an actual decent human, and act as an actual decent human, and you will have an actual decent time of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    You mean http://www.scarlett-oharas.com/club.htm ?


    Rock on. I want to print that and wallpaper my club's door with it.
    Doesnt your club already have "Hello Kitty" wallpaper on it?


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    ^^^^ hehehehee now THAT would be if drunken strippers broke in and went crazygonuts.
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    That is absolutely awesome. We should hand that out before everyone walks in
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    God Bless the owner/manager who has that posted on their site! Wow! If they really uphold all that..what a fabulous place to work.

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    This is great! They need to make this part of high school curriculum for boys. LOL
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    Sweet!



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    That list, in various forms, has been around for quite a while. It's great on the basic rules, and its encouraging that club management would be thoughtful enough to post it.

    I've always thought that we should take it to another level, though. The last two times I was in Cali clubs, the dancers said, "you should teach a course on how to be a customer in the club." (Nicolina, who was sitting with me, said, "Yeah, that's not the first time he's heard that.")

    We could never do gentleman-grade training because many guys are simply not cut out for that. But a short free course for newbies on etiquette, rules, respect, why the girls are there, why tipping is really mandatory, and why the girls do the asking and the choosing would eliminate 80% of customer stupidity and improve the experience for all.

    The only way to help the remaining 20% Jethro group is to sit them down and read them the list out loud. These are the knuckle-draggers who have, ahem, trouble with big words.

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    I'd like to install electro-shock devices in the chairs, for judicious encouragement of the Jethros out there, lol--especially the ones who can't (or won't) read, anyway...

    "So what do I get for my 20$ in VIP? Mandy lets me finger her back there, how about you?" ZZZZT!

    "Why is such a nice girl like you in this horrible business?" ZZZZT!

    "Hey, forget about the lapdance, I want to take you out to dinner instead." ZZZZT!
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    or "amy how come youre such a bitch/" zzzt LOL
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    The problem is that the men who really need to read it, won't.

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    Eh, maybe later. -- ZZZZZT!!
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    ^ A good idea, but then you'll get a whole crowd of quiet subs and electroshock fetishists who will hunker down in their chairs and flat refuse to leave the club.

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    Working at that club was one of the highlights of my career. The men that patronize that club are the sweetest most polite guys I've ever met at work! The manager of that club is totally cool (Tina may disagree), and I felt like he had my back as the "new girl" there.

    And Djoser, I'd love to have the control of those shocker buttons! The girls and management would have to be hooked up too, though.
    "Fuckin' Bitch! That's MY song!" ZZZZTTTT.
    "Sure, I'll let you finger me for $20 in VIP." ZZZZTTT
    "That guy is my customer. You owe me half of what he gave you for VIP." ZZZZTT
    "You owe double house fee tonight for being late to work. I don't care if the highway was closed for two hours because of a huge wreck and you were only 3 minutes late." ZZZZTTT
    "Sorry, I can't let you work the good shifts because the Ho I'm boning wants them first." ZZZZTT


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    I love working at clubs that have this attitude, unfortunatly they are few and far between.

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    I love em so much I just posted it in my livejournal!!
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    I printed it out and am taking it with me tomorrow when I go in.
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    This may be an unwelcome comment, but it seems to me an obvious one: It is clear enough why dancers would prefer to work in a club that announced and enforced such rules, and I also know that some customers would be happy enough to abide by them, but ask yourself how well such a club would compete with a more typical "boys will be boys" type of club. Or, to put the same question a little differently, how much income would dancers be willing to sacrifice to work in such a place relative to the more common sort of clubs? In other words, there may be a reason that clubs with such admirable codes of customer behavior are so "few and far between", as miss cleo points out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wwanderer
    In other words, there may be a reason that clubs with such admirable codes of customer behavior are so "few and far between", as miss cleo points out.
    I think the reason you don't see this sort of thing posted very often, (and to sort of reiterate to what SmartCookie said), is that its rather pointless to do, as most customers will either be:

    1. Courteous enough to respect the rules on their own initative, that telling them what the rules are would be redundant and perhaps a bit condescending. (not good for business)
    2. Hellbent on seeing how much they can get away with in which case explaining the rules will do absolutely no good.

    Of course, for the inexperienced or casual customer who doesn't quite have his/her expectations set yet, and isn't quite sure yet on what would be the proper way to dress/behave/tip, I think that list can be of some use.

    I also think it bears mentioning that it appears the author appeared to have taken some careful consideration on which words to use and what tone to present them. For one, the list is titled "ettiqutte" and not "rules". Much of what is presented there is more along the lines of guidelines to follow than a list of commandments enscribed in stone.
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