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    Default Oh man, my car is ruined

    I came home last night, and someone had egged it and put shit on the side of it!

    And worse, they put a bag full of shit under the handle, so I got shit all over my hands when I went to open it!

    And the battery is dead...strange, my car alarm usually goes off when someone even gets close to it...
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    You are PHUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! I just peed on myself a little bit!
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    Omg, why would someone do that?

    Is this real, or are you joking? lol

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    ^^^ Read Yekhefah's thread in the Lounge "So glad I'm not this asshole"
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    Gotcha

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    I knew it was you !

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    lol to funny

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    ROFL!! One does wonder why you have California tags if you live in Tampa, but next time don't park your sensitive alarm under my neighbors' bedroom window!

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    omg how gross.. i would have vomitted on the spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne
    omg how gross.. i would have vomitted on the spot.
    LOL kamryn. If you read the thread Jayda mentioned you will get the joke.


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    You had me going for a minute!!
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    I'm usually the gullible one that always falls for this shit, but fortunately I had already read Yekhefah's thread so knew better.

    Nonethless, a not inconsiderable amount of comedic flair we see here, again--well done, Mr. Hyde!
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    hahahaha this made me laugh so hard my cat got scared and ran right into the closed door. lol
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    NICCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I was thinking this story seems familiar.... gotta pick myself up now!!

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    Yeah, and there's some lyrics in a song all about it, too...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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