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    Default Heartless Bitches

    http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

    The Heartless Manifesto

    Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

    Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

    Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

    Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

    Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

    Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

    Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?

    Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

    Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

    Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

    Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"???

    Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!

    Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?

    Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

    Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????

    Do you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

    Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

    If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:


    • "Keep it in your pants, asshole"
      "Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"
      "No, you can't watch."
      "Wah, fuckin', Wah."

    All card-carrying members will be sent a card to carry (if you send in the SASE), so you can proudly display your HBI membership card when some clueless jerk tries to give you grief.
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    Damn, that is harsh!

    PS- I love the last line in your signature

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    Default Re: Heartless Bitches

    I show people things from there all the time, namely the Nice Guys and Manipulator Files archives, which everyone should see. I even made Heartless Bitch of the Week once. I'm writing an article for the nice Guys section.

    I love how they aren't anti-male, and they don't think that females are superior to males. They are anti-mental children.

    Oh, just so you know, the FAQ states that you cannot copy articles.

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    I fucking love it...

    'The Rules', in particular, as well as the insipid lyrics in Bon Jovi love songs or Michael Bolton (who wins the prize for male vocalist most in need of castration), are especially hilarious and/or revolting, depending on my mood.

    Nice going, lildreamer--now go look at the thread in SG about 'Mystery' and his stud training methods, for another laugh.
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    You know what's the best thing about that site? The book recommendations for young girls. I read a whole lot of those books when I was a kid (or earlier books by same authors), and lemme tell you I know they had a profound effect on forming the woman I am today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lildreamer316
    http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

    The Heartless Manifesto

    Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

    Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

    Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

    Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

    Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

    Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

    Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?

    Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

    Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

    Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

    Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"???

    Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!

    Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?

    Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

    Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????

    Do you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

    Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

    If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:


    • "Keep it in your pants, asshole"
      "Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"
      "No, you can't watch."
      "Wah, fuckin', Wah."

    All card-carrying members will be sent a card to carry (if you send in the SASE), so you can proudly display your HBI membership card when some clueless jerk tries to give you grief.


    This is why I've had a thing for Leo women since forever. Ya'll are the shit... when you're not being shits. <3

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    Ahh...but if she really is a Heartless Bitch and copying articles is against the rules - then she is actually following the advice....

    Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lildreamer316
    http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

    The Heartless Manifesto

    Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

    Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

    Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

    Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

    Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

    Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

    Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?

    Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

    Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

    Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

    Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"???

    Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!

    Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?

    Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

    Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????

    Do you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

    Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

    If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:

    • "Keep it in your pants, asshole"

      "Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"

      "No, you can't watch."

      "Wah, fuckin', Wah."
    All card-carrying members will be sent a card to carry (if you send in the SASE), so you can proudly display your HBI membership card when some clueless jerk tries to give you grief.
    Holy Crap I love it

    If more women followed this Heartless Bitch Manifesto, I would see less angst and stupidty at my bar.

    The way so many guys act, especially after drinking, calls for some heartless ball kicking, but so many women don't want to be seen as a bitch, so they enable the continunal bad behavior of the guys.

    Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?
    Sometimes I want to scream "SHE DOESNT WANT YOUR NUMBER, DICKHEAD!!!! Go do another shot of Liquid Heroin with you frat buddies and leave her alone".


    Anyone or anything that advocates puking in response to Michael Bolton or Kenny G gets my thumbs up any day. Personally, I dont see how that couldnt be the normal reaction every time.

    Essentially being a "Heartless Bitch" means having a backbone and refusing to put up with all that crap. If thats you, wear the Heartless Bitch sobriquet proudly.


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    I think those girls are bang on with that.

    I recently told a not well liked member of the blue side to 'go do some reading' and then come back and reflect on his riduculous posts.

    The problems is that guys like that will NEVER EVER take advice from a woman!

    Sheesh, they won't even take advice from another guy!

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    Proud member of Heartless Bitches International , right here.

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    Where do I sign up?
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    Member here too!

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    Heartless Bitch of the Week winner. I'd post my date and the link, but I kinda used my real name and don't wanna get that personal with SW.

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