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    Whether I'm a customer at the club or at work and watching my fellow dancers, I am disappointed and annoyed by the huge number of girls who don't bother to get topless onstage. They'll pull off their G-string and show cookie all over town, but can't be arsed to take off their tops. Instead, they'll just pull their shirt up so their breasts hang sadly out the bottom, or they'll slide their bikini triangles to the side, resulting in that "I went down the waterslide the wrong way" aesthetic.

    I think this looks horribly lame and there's no reason for it but sheer laziness. A woman wearing nothing on the bottom but a pulled-up shirt on the top just looks half-assed to me. Ladies, it's really not hard to remove a bikini top at some point over the course of five minutes. So why not just take it off?

    And in the same vein, I would also like to express my disapproval for garters with no stockings. Garters dangling in the breeze just look sad and incomplete. If you're going to wear big-girl garters, then wear your big-girl stockings.

    Just my humble opinion. End of rant.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this annoying?

    Yek - maybe they pull the top to the side instead of removing it because the top is hiding surgery scars????

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this annoying?

    If it's a bikini top, I usually just pull the triangles to the side. I usually wear them under fishnet tops so things get a little complicated. I tell 'em if they want to see it completely off, follow me to the private dance area...

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    I agree w/ the garters. I see a few girls do this at my club. Don't they know men want stockings w/ the garter. It's only topless here. So, a girl can take her top off or not take it off. I won't take it off if know one is tipping.
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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this annoying?

    Personally, I think dangling garters are very sexy. I get tons of compliments (I have the same pink and black outfit that sassy~n~sexy has on in the gallery). Men love they way I wear it, as they are always finding a way to hold onto/tug on the straps. It also makes it easier (no stockings attached) when I am working nude. Of course, I have very long legs, maybe that plays into it?.?.

    As far as some gals not taking off thier shirts goes, some are hiding scars like mentioned above, others have a case of the "phat-back" lol
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    When I worked at a club where you had to get redressed on the side of the stage where you were seen by all, all the girls (including me) just pulled those sliding triangle tops to the side. It made getting redressed faster. My new club has a side curtain that leads to the dressing room so I just take the top off, now... Unless it's been a long day and there are only a few guys in the club who aren't paying attention... Then I'll usually just slide them aside.
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    When I worked topless in San Francisco, you had to have your breasts covered to be less than 6 feet from the customers. So, in order to collect tips during your stage set, it was easier to pull the triangles to the sides so you didn't waste time taking off and putting on your top. Eventually, though, I just started making people wait to tip me at the end of my stage. I hate having my groove interrupted!

    As far as dangly garters, I think it's kinda sexy. I've done it before. Plus, most thigh high stockings squeeze my legs and make me feel like I'm walking on 2 giant sausages!

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    is all I can say.There are clubs that allow this?At the club that I work at thier rule is as long as the sign out frount says fully nude we'd better be fully nude.I can see sliding the tops over playing "peek-a-boo" and then taking it off but not leaving it on for the full dance.I'm sure it looks very unclassy and even if it's done with the best intetions I'm sure it makes the dancers look lazy.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this annoying?

    at my club, which is nude, girls get tipped well enough for just being bottomless that many of them see no need to take their tops off. the guys aren't looking above the waist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miabella
    at my club, which is nude, girls get tipped well enough for just being bottomless that many of them see no need to take their tops off. the guys aren't looking above the waist.
    They are also not afraid to yell from the stage at nontippers, "THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL, TIP OR GET OUT!!"

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    I confess: I'm one of the girls who typically leaves her top on, pulling it aside to flash one or both, depending on who's tipping. I work in a fully nude club, but one which has no specific requirements about being literally nude by a certain point in your set - I'm aware that some do require that. For us, it simply gives us total freedom over what we want to show. I often wear schoolgirlish skirts and will first flash and then later remove my g-string, giving the up/under-the-skirt peek-a-boo. The top is either a bikini or halter, and it might be under a dress or a tie-top shirt, so I usually strip out of something every time, but I still prefer to keep the boobs under control . . . Funny, because I'm not at all shy about displaying the kitty.

    My reasons? Partly because I put a lot of thought into my overall look, character, even - and without my accessories I feel like I lose some personality. And partly because I LOVE to do pole tricks and feel a little shy about doing them totally topless. I've been told that mystery=money, and part of my incentive for lap dances and VIP's is that I definitely get nude (except for the g in a lap dance) for those. But I will totally admit that my main reason is some leftover insecurity. While they're not terrible, my girls just don't stand up and say hello the way they used to. They look their best the week of PMS, when they're swollen - and that's the one time I feel really comfortable, even proud, going totally topless onstage. Again, I always take my top off for lap dances and feel fine doing so, but maybe it's because I feel more in control about how they're being seen. No risk of unseemly jiggling during a pole trick or dangling (yikes!) while doing a crawl in floor work.

    Alas, I don't have the money for a breast lift right now - I wouldn't want implants, as I'm actually fine with their size (a solid 36 C); it's the gravity factor that's affected them over time. But thanks for the kick in the ass, Yekhefah, seriously! I need to get over my aversion to being topless onstage, PMS or no - I can see where it could be found annoying. I know I need to get over it.
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    Interesting posts, guys, clearly an interesting topic.

    And RoseWhite, there is nothing wrong with jiggling or dangling! That's what natural breasts do. I'm a 38C and they don't stand up by themselves anymore either, but I still get compliments on them all the time. Last night the place was dead but a businessman spent $700 in two or three hours mainly because he loved my natural jiggly breasts. Don't be afraid to be you!

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    I am actually surprised by the comments, because I agree with Yek completely. The dangling garters look lazy and kinda trashy to me. There was a girl who used to work at my club, absolutely gorgeous, but she always sported that look and it drove me nuts. But she didn't have trouble selling dances, so who knows. And I think it looks silly when the tops are half off, but I guess that's my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Interesting posts, guys, clearly an interesting topic.

    Last night the place was dead but a businessman spent $700 in two or three hours mainly because he loved my natural jiggly breasts. Don't be afraid to be you!
    On a different note Yek, congrats!!! I know you are trying to earn a stash in a short time, sounds like last night helped out a bit
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    I guess this only bothers us because we're women, y'all. It's like when I say, "Wow, those are cool shoes," a guy thinks, "She has feet?"

    But I'm in agreement. Garters with no stockings are lonely and clothes should come off. the exceptions are items that are meant to stay on, like corsets and cupless/shelf bras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Whether I'm a customer at the club or at work and watching my fellow dancers, I am disappointed and annoyed by the huge number of girls who don't bother to get topless onstage. They'll pull off their G-string and show cookie all over town, but can't be arsed to take off their tops. Instead, they'll just pull their shirt up so their breasts hang sadly out the bottom, or they'll slide their bikini triangles to the side, resulting in that "I went down the waterslide the wrong way" aesthetic.
    Ha, about 98% of the girls at my club do this..I've noticed, at my club the girls who usually pull this move are the smaller boobed girls. I guess they are trying to put "less emphasis" on their chest, and directing their attention to the cookie, and ass region







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    Maybe this is just me, but I really don't care what the other girls at the club are wearing, the only person I care about what they're wearing is me. If another girl is wearing something or doing something that is ugly or lazy or whatever, my thoughts are let her do it, it'll help me make more and make me look even better! But, that's just my feelings on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    When I worked at a club where you had to get redressed on the side of the stage where you were seen by all, all the girls (including me) just pulled those sliding triangle tops to the side. It made getting redressed faster. My new club has a side curtain that leads to the dressing room so I just take the top off, now... Unless it's been a long day and there are only a few guys in the club who aren't paying attention... Then I'll usually just slide them aside.

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    I like the look of dangling garters, definitely sexy!

    I also don't mind a dancer not getting fully undressed. I think it leaves more to imagination (however, I'm a girl so I can see boobs anytime!).

    What really annoys me is when a dancer comes onto stage, unceremoniously removes her clothes and then dances. I like the art of striptease!

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    I'm guilty of the pulling triangle to the side. It helps me get redressed way faster and the more time I am in the dressing room the less time I'm on the floor. Also if no one tips us we're only required by the management to remove one, either top or bottom, and sometimes I just take off the bottom instead. I don't know, for variety I guess.

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    Good posts, y'all. And Cinnamon, I hadn't noticed that but I think you're right.

    And Jayda... thanks!

    Anyway, when I'm a stripclub customer, I tend to tip well and buy dances. But a half-assed dance gets a half-assed tip, and I'll often get up and leave the tiprail when I see that lazy stuff. It takes about five seconds to put a bikini top back on. My personal preference is to see a woman actually get topless at a topless/nude club, and when you just can't be arsed, it really makes you look lazy. Just my humble opinion.

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    At my club when you're on stage in order to remove your top you must be tipped at least $5 and remove the bottoms you must be tipped at least $10. This is for each time you go up on stage per set. I like this rule because it encourages customers to tip, it's no tip, no strip. So if I get tipped at the very end of my set at the very end of the song, I'll just pull my dress down showing my boobs or do something like that so the customer at least gets to see and I don't have to hurry up and remove it just to put it back on all in 10 seconds. It's not sexy and too much work.

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    Note to girls:

    How I avoided the 'dangly garters'. Wear your panties OVER the garter belt. It does NOT look bad or, really, any different - so you can still get nude.

    And wear lace-top stockings to prevent sausage rolls.


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