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    Default Should I shower before I go to the club?

    Does it really make THAT much difference in a lapdance for the dancer, or is it all about the money?

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    The fact that you would even have to ask that question is gross, but to ansawer you, YES! Shower before you go to the club.

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    If you want more than one dance from the girl - YES! After she smells you, she won't want to dance for you again....

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    don't feed the trolls..
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    Quote Originally Posted by CustomerFromHell
    Does it really make THAT much difference in a lapdance for the dancer, or is it all about the money?
    Boring, boring, boring!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    What a crappy troll.
    Last edited by TigersMilk; 10-01-2008 at 07:56 PM.
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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    *feeds*

    sorry!

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    Quote Originally Posted by CustomerFromHell
    Does it really make THAT much difference in a lapdance for the dancer, or is it all about the money?
    No. In fact, try and provoke an agitated skunk before you go, so you can bring with you to those lovely dancers the full effect of a close encounter with skunk musk.

    If that doesnt work, sleep three days in a restaurant garbage dumpster.

    if you do so, you will solidfy your rep as being a disgusting pile of crap.

    Happy Lapdancing!

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    Yeah, PJ is right--fuck all those expensive colognes!

    But a smart guy like you won't want to rely on natural body odor alone--no matter how carefully cultivated--for maximum effect, to attract dancers to you while getting laps.

    That's why I use "Essence of Deer Funk" when I go out to clubs.

    Hunters use this to attract deer in the wild, so I thought why not appeal to the 'hidden animal' in these women?
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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    No dont shower... take PJ's advice. Showering is over rated. In fact a guy that has really bad BO and garbage smell to him really turns me on between gagging.

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    Default Re: Should I shower before I go to the club?

    OK, so the troll is boring. But our beloved SW guys save the day . . . AGAIN!


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