Does it really make THAT much difference in a lapdance for the dancer, or is it all about the money?

Does it really make THAT much difference in a lapdance for the dancer, or is it all about the money?





The fact that you would even have to ask that question is gross, but to ansawer you, YES! Shower before you go to the club.



If you want more than one dance from the girl - YES! After she smells you, she won't want to dance for you again....
don't feed the trolls..
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
Boring, boring, boring!Originally Posted by CustomerFromHell
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Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!





What a crappy troll.
Last edited by TigersMilk; 10-01-2008 at 07:56 PM.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
*feeds*
sorry!




No. In fact, try and provoke an agitated skunk before you go, so you can bring with you to those lovely dancers the full effect of a close encounter with skunk musk.Originally Posted by CustomerFromHell
If that doesnt work, sleep three days in a restaurant garbage dumpster.
if you do so, you will solidfy your rep as being a disgusting pile of crap.
Happy Lapdancing!





Yeah, PJ is right--fuck all those expensive colognes!
But a smart guy like you won't want to rely on natural body odor alone--no matter how carefully cultivated--for maximum effect, to attract dancers to you while getting laps.
That's why I use "Essence of Deer Funk" when I go out to clubs.
Hunters use this to attract deer in the wild, so I thought why not appeal to the 'hidden animal' in these women?
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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No dont shower... take PJ's advice. Showering is over rated. In fact a guy that has really bad BO and garbage smell to him really turns me on between gagging.





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