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    Default My new stripper girlfriend is the m*****f**kin' shizznit.....

    So, anyway, I've been seeing this dancer for a couple of weeks that I had been giving guitar lessons to, and she is totally badass, has an awesome body and the sex is dirty and gymnastic, just the way I like it. Also, she co-signed on my bond to bail me out of jail, and fronted me the money for it, after only knowing me a few days. A lot of stuff in my life is not going very well right now, so it's good to have something to look forward to for a change. I hope it lasts for awhile....
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    Default Re: My new stripper girlfriend is the m*****f**kin' shizznit.....

    Sounds like you're livin' the dream ML. Have fun!
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    Default Re: My new stripper girlfriend is the m*****f**kin' shizznit.....

    LOL, sounds like the stereotypical dancer.

    Seriously though, good luck with that ML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    LOL, sounds like the stereotypical dancer.

    Seriously though, good luck with that ML.
    Yeah, the last thing I wanted to turn into was some deadbeat stripper-boyfriend mooch type. I'll try to avoid that wherever possible, but at least I'm getting laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    the sex is dirty and gymnastic, just the way I like it.
    That should be an Olympic sport... summer and winter games. When you're sticking all your stunts, you wanna call up someone to come over and watch it live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    That should be an Olympic sport... summer and winter games. When you're sticking all your stunts, you wanna call up someone to come over and watch it live.
    Yeah, we might need a spotter, though, until we get all the kinks worked out (or worked in, now that I think about it).
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    Yeah, we might need a spotter, though, until we get all the kinks worked out (or worked in, now that I think about it).
    I'm local, can I volunteer?

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    I'm having a lot of fun, but I'm a little bit tired of how she wants to party every night. I can't complain though. Last night , we were at a bar and I excused myself to the bathroom for a minute. I was washing my hands after finishing up, when she barged in, drags me to one of the stalls and went down on me, and there were about three other dudes in there taking a leak or whatever. I was a little bit nervous about the whole thing, but I still was able to blow my load. This morning when we woke up, she didn't remember the incident at all. Too many Xanax bars I guess...
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    I was washing my hands after finishing up, when she barged in, drags me to one of the stalls and went down on me, and there were about three other dudes in there taking a leak or whatever. I was a little bit nervous about the whole thing, but I still was able to blow my load. This morning when we woke up, she didn't remember the incident at all. Too many Xanax bars I guess...
    That was YOU the other night?!! Man your girl was going so hot on you that I got stage fright and couldn't pee. My bladder exploded and my two friends had to rush me to the hospital.

    Seriously, have fun.


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    Default Re: My new stripper girlfriend is the m*****f**kin' shizznit.....

    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    I'm having a lot of fun, but I'm a little bit tired of how she wants to party every night. I can't complain though. Last night , we were at a bar and I excused myself to the bathroom for a minute. I was washing my hands after finishing up, when she barged in, drags me to one of the stalls and went down on me, and there were about three other dudes in there taking a leak or whatever. I was a little bit nervous about the whole thing, but I still was able to blow my load. This morning when we woke up, she didn't remember the incident at all. Too many Xanax bars I guess...
    LOL! That's classic M.L! Best of luck to you bro.


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