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    Yekhefah
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    Smiley Funny line from a customer!

    Tonight really sucked moneywise, but at least a customer actually made me laugh. He was half Asian and half Mexican, and looked Mexican. We got to chatting and it turns out we're both from Tennessee, and he's from a tiny rural town in the middle of nowhere.

    So I asked him what brought him out to L.A. He thought for a second and answered, with total sincerity, "I really like boning white chicks, and if I'd stayed in Tennessee I would've been shot for it."

    I don't know why I find that so funny, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! I guess it was just so unexpected. He agreed he would've been fine in a larger city, but apparently he had a couple of close calls with angry mobs and decided to move to L.A. where no one would mind.

    That's got to be one of the most creative contributions to strip-club conversation. I had to share!

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    Default Re: Funny line from a customer!

    that is really funny

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    Default Re: Funny line from a customer!

    Did he really say "boning?" That is hilarious.
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    Yes, he did. I'm still chuckling over it.

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    My brother has been getting Tennessee tail for a while...he looks like a Reservation Indian. He's also hardcore death metal-looking, so maybe people are just scared to confront him over "where da white women at"? LOL

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    Ha ha! Maybe. Or maybe he's getting urban Tennessee tail, as opposed to rural. I'm from Memphis, the largest city in Tennessee (and yes, the de facto capital of Mississippi), and few people in Memphis mind interracial dating. But in the country it is definitely a different story!

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    Default Re: Funny line from a customer!

    What makes it so funny is that it's honest I am quite sure he really did move because of the larger issue of racism, but the interracial dating thing was probably foremost on his mind. LOL Gotta love an honest man

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    Blunt honesty wins major cool points!

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