Tonight really sucked moneywise, but at least a customer actually made me laugh. He was half Asian and half Mexican, and looked Mexican. We got to chatting and it turns out we're both from Tennessee, and he's from a tiny rural town in the middle of nowhere.
So I asked him what brought him out to L.A. He thought for a second and answered, with total sincerity, "I really like boning white chicks, and if I'd stayed in Tennessee I would've been shot for it."
I don't know why I find that so funny, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! I guess it was just so unexpected. He agreed he would've been fine in a larger city, but apparently he had a couple of close calls with angry mobs and decided to move to L.A. where no one would mind.![]()
That's got to be one of the most creative contributions to strip-club conversation. I had to share!


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I am quite sure he really did move because of the larger issue of racism, but the interracial dating thing was probably foremost on his mind. LOL Gotta love an honest man 

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