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    Default How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Last night a chick was sitting in my lap at the club. Well it was loud so when she was talking to me she would get right in my face and her breath was killing me. Is there a cool way to let a girl know that she needs some gum?

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Carry gum or mints. You have one and then u offer her one. Bypass telling her completely! Most girls will go for the gum.
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    ^^^Agree with her^^^ The dancer would get the idea .......when you give or offer her a mint/gum.

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I always carry mint and gum with me and offer to whomeever I am with regardless of breath.. it just seems friendly and they can't get offended if you pop on in first..
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Yes, carry mints (not gum) and offer them freely. That's the same thing I'd recommend a stripper do when a custy has dragon breath.

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I'm a gum junkie and I always carry it for myself or anyone else who needs some "freshening."

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I have a whole array of stuff in my bag for fresh breath... from mouth wash to gum to those listerene strips...
    You'll never catch this stripper with bad breath

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Same here. I keep strong sugarless gum in my little bag and carry it around all night. Our DJ also keeps several kinds of gum and mints sitting out at his booth, so all the girls can help themselves all night. Great gesture.

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I love one of my couch dance watchers.. she's an ex-dancer that keeps all sorts of goodies on her table.. Fireballs rock my socks.. and guys think it's hilarious when I try to talk around them.
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Quote Originally Posted by kelly514
    You'll never catch this stripper with bad breath
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I got a lapdance from a stripper who had gnarly BO once. I didn't have the heart to tell her. How do you not know that you reek like that? Especially being so one-on-one with people? I felt bad for her and didn't want to embarass her.
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    I use words.

    Stripper or not. I pull person aside and say "Hey, your fly's down"

    or "Seriously, take this, please don't be offended"

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    I use words.
    Me, too. I write it on

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Oh you're one of THOSE assholes.

    hahaha DING.
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    a girl i work with snacks on cheese and onion pasties before work. she says if a guy's getting sleazy she just belches and he backs off. classic!!

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ
    I'm a gum junkie and I always carry it for myself or anyone else who needs some "freshening."
    ha ha same here im the gum whore at work lol

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Pop some gum or mint or whatever into your mouth, and offer her some.

    Let her take it out of the container. Apologize for your bad breath, in a self-depricating, funny way.

    That's about as far as you should take it- in my experience, the poor dancer is probably sucking down coffee just to stay awake so she can get her kids up and to school after her shift ends.

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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    Quote Originally Posted by EVIL_DICK
    Pop some gum or mint or whatever into your mouth, and offer her some.

    Let her take it out of the container. Apologize for your bad breath, in a self-depricating, funny way.

    That's about as far as you should take it- in my experience, the poor dancer is probably sucking down coffee just to stay awake so she can get her kids up and to school after her shift ends.
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    Default Re: How do you tell a stripper she has bad breath?

    A good club will have an assortment of mints courtesy of the valet. My club has peppermints, lifesavers, altoids, etc. By the way -- I have seen guys brushing their teeth before returning to the floor. Not a bad idea.

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