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    Default Oh no....

    So the lil advert screen at the top of my AIM had a trailer for the new season of Simple Life. It's a tiny window, but ONE of those two knuckle heads was trying to swing arond a pole.

    Lemme guess. The socialites try to be strippers for a day?


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    *hurl*

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    I wish somebody would give those attention whores the REAL fame they're after, and have them star in a snuff film. I bet whoever does it would make so much money it would be worth the legal consequences. And the real benefit is that once the hoopla dies away, we don't have to see them anymore.

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    ^ Ow! LOL.

    Paris & Nikki as strippers? it means they'd have to work...Oh no!

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    lol, now THAT would be a show! ^
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    Oh Jesus. Paris and Nicky. Poor girls. But I too get annoyed when Hollywood/maintstream/female custies in the club try to play "stripper." It's like wow you're so controversial. Witness sisters-in-snow Kate Moss and Lohan playing stripper at Scores. Wow. You crazy! It's bullshit.

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    Ah, I say let 'em be strippers. We've all seen some girl get drunk and make a fool of herself, fall of the pole, etc, why not let it be captured on national tv
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    What sucks is.... ok they go to a strip club. They cant dance for shite.... but since every customer under the age of 100 knows who they are, they'll prolly get every dollar in the damn place.
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    Right, because if there's anything Paris Hilton needs, it's money.

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    I wish somebody would give those attention whores the REAL fame they're after, and have them star in a snuff film.
    Hey Yekhefah, why don't you tell us how you really feel??







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    I know, I need to stop holding back and try to be more blunt in the future.

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    Why don't they just go away?? UHG! I'm so sick of those two.

    Of course, jobs as strippers are likely to get them more attention, and then they'll hit the feature circuit.

    I don't think the club customers would be all that thrilled with them after the first night or two.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Seems a bit redundant for Paris Hilton. Who hasn't seen her vagina?

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    ^

    You have a point there.

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    I can't stand those girls either! Don't they have enough money to go away now???

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