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    Default Episcopal bishop found his calling in a strip club

    I loved this story (from "Virtue Online") about Episcopal Bishop Stacy Sauls: http://www.virtueonline.org/portal/m...p?storyid=4161

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    One evening ... the wannabe aspirant for ministry ... decided to go to a strip club in the West Village ...
    A scantily clad woman waltzed down the horseshoe shaped runway ...
    By the time she reached Sauls she was devoid of most of her clothing. She squatted in front of the future bishop of the Episcopal Church.
    "... Stacy felt his eyes being drawn to her right leg where a sequined garter belt hung, and on it were written the words 'Go For It'", said a priest. Sauls took that as a divine message from God that he should be ordained.

    As Sauls later told the story to several small groups of clergy, he was so impressed he uttered out loud, "Isn't it amazing how God leads us." At that moment Sauls had an epiphany and the future course of his life was decided.
    Needless to say, the "Virtue Online" folks find this disgusting!

    Anybody here had a life-changing epiphany in a strip club?
    Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me.

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    Default Re: Episcopal bishop found his calling in a strip club

    DJShawnDoe says he came to the realization that almost all the women in this country that are NOT strippers are too uptight!


    We're just sayin'..........
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    Default Re: Episcopal bishop found his calling in a strip club

    This is awesome on so many levels.

    I feel like there are as many, "How I Found My Calling" stories as there are "How I Became a Stripper" stories, and they're all pretty interesting...
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    Default Re: Episcopal bishop found his calling in a strip club

    Huh? This story is nuts lol Who whres a garter that says go for it it might as well have said i do exta's. lol

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