I can't tell if this is real or not, but it's damn funny!
I can't tell if this is real or not, but it's damn funny!
If it's real it's not funny, it's assault.
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham
it's not real. Listen to the head crack. God bless soundforge stock audio clips.
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I don't think that it's real.
That can't be real... But it's real funny!![]()
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Even if it's not real, how is violence funny?
Violence has always been funny. Roadrunner and Wild E. Coyote?? Three Stooges??Originally Posted by Lena
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I'm sure you ladies have never laughed at a guy getting hit in the junk, right...
It's funny if it's a tap - like if the guy meant it to be funny. It's not funny if the guy is actually hitting her because he doesn't like her singing.
I had a boyfriend once, lunchbox, who thought that nothing could not be made funnier by smashing some guy in the crotch. We were watching Aladdin - you know the cartoon? - and he would say "Do you know what would be REALLY funny right there? If he hit him in the nuts." I never really got into it myself - although soon the inevitable comment "Do you know what would be really funny..." would get more laughs than anything.
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I really tried hard to force a joke here, but I just couldn't come up with something that I would be satisfied with.Originally Posted by Jenny
that was totatly funny!! do those who don't get that its i don't know it just is.![]()
Indiana Jones shooting the sword-wielding guy.Originally Posted by Paris
Any number of people shot, impaled, fried, pushed off cliffs, etc., followed by a quip, by James Bond.
Jessie Ventura saying, "I ain't got time to bleed," in Predator - well, maybe that was unintentionally funny.
The Hanson Brothers in "Slap Shot."
Car crashes by the dozens in "Blues Brothers" and the demise of the American Nazi guys.
Ahnuld beating up the biker in "Terminator 2."
Etc., etc. I'm sure there's a few thousand more. And now I'm going to have to go look at the site in question.




When he shot the guy in the kneecaps and said, "He'll live."Originally Posted by Jay Zeno





I don't have a TV....Originally Posted by Paris
Humor is all about breaking rules. Think about everything you've ever found funny - what made it so funny to you? You laughed because you were surprised! Someone did or said something they weren't supposed to. And all humor has its roots in other people's pain.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into a sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
Haven't you ever wanted to whap the shit out of someone who was getting on your nerves, but you knew you couldn't? People are laughing at this because it vicariously fulfills that desire.
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