I think its a mallard.![]()




I think its a mallard.![]()
What duck? LOL
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I see two ducks, actually...
There's another one hiding behind the railing.



no... you got it all wrong.....
it's not mallards silly................mammaries!
he he he.
oh god my humour is pathetic, someone shoot me now or send me to bed
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omg, it took me a while to find it even though it was already circled. hahahaha
dammit...that duck is HOT!
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-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
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that duck is just ASKING FOR IT. PJ, how can you put up such lurid pics of ducks begging for a pounding by slightly raising its tailfeathers out of the water towards us, without even warning us all!





Really...
PJ, I love it--and I had given up long ago on the notion of cruising Picture Post for truly good duck smut.
Could you possibly find and post any pictures of an entire brace of ducks you might have?
Ducks being tied up? Ducks in fishnet stockings? Ducks n' Drakes Vol. 3, maybe? My old roommate borrowed that, and never returned it, the swine...
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Oh, to hell with the duck.
I wanna know what kind of watch that is, and whether the wood in that deck fence was pressure treated.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
That deck is going to need weather-stripped, sanded, then have sealer applied :/
DAMMIT DOC.
People are not ruled by their memories.
Lol. At first I thought duck must be slang for something I did not know. I saw this thread and then another duck pic thread a few topics below. It was only after I clicked on this topic that I realized the other topic did not say DUCK.





I thought it was a pic of a Timex !
Talk about shaking a tail feather!! Wow!!!!
Now post some hot penguin porn!
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Whoa! What big... ducks.![]()
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Okay - this will be stupid....but WTF
A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father! Father! I got $10 for my duck!"
His father says, "That is very good let's see how your other brothers do."
About a day later the second brother comes home and he says, "Father! Father! I got $15 for my duck."
The old man replies, "So far you have done the best, but let's wait and see what your little brother does."
While the last brother was looking for someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a fuck."
She replied, "Ok."
When the boy got home to his father, his father was so furious that he yelled, "You get your ass back in that bar and get that duck back!"
So the boy returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her his tale. He then said, "I'll give you a fuck for that duck." She agreed and while they were fucking the duck flew out the window and got hit by a truck.
The truck driver was so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for the duck. The boy then replied, "$20 would do nicely."
"No problem," said the driver. When the boy got home he was beaming with pride. He shouted, "I won! I won! I got a fuck for a duck a duck for a fuck and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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