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    Masturbation Fantasy Analysis...

    Yeah, I'm bullshittin' today. Yes, I'm a fan of CL, and I check out cities' rants and raves especially...

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/rnr/168979475.html

    Let's all take a well-deserved break from ripping the blacks, BBWs and debating 9/11 conspiracy theories. (We all know that it was Dick Cheney himself who was piloting one of the planes. Just before his plane hit the second tower, he parachuted to safety and was quickly whisked away by Kermit the Frog without any of the millions of people in Manhattan noticing. He then went to his underground bunker where he sat with the Cookie Monster and drank milk and, of course, ate cookies while they laughed and watched CNN together.)

    In my constant boredom that is work, I have performed an unscientific analysis with regard to my mastubatory fantasies. I post it here because: 1) procrastination from work; 2) to see how many other dudes enagage in similar fantasies; and, 3) to shock the women of CL, especially those who naively believe that guys really don't masturbate as much as guys say they do.
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    Guys: Would you say you fantasize about someone you know 90% of the time?

    Girls: What percentage of the time do you fantasize about people you know?

    I've always been far more likely to fantasize about entirely fictional, faceless men (and women). It's the scenario that gets me hot, not the individual.

    Is that a girl thing, or am I just weird?
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    I'm the same way. It's not always about ANY particular person for me.

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    I'm a scenario type of girl. Sometimes, if I meet someone who fascinates me, I'll fantasize about him. I also HATE it when someone's face randomly pops up in my head, b/c it's almost always someone I don't like/wouldn't do.

    I just posted it because it's hilarious as all get out. Oh yeah, and I'm bored.
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    No it's not just you. me too. When you are thinking of what turns you on, you often think of a total stranger. (usually one that you can't really see what they look like anyway.)

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    Also, I'll construct a face in my mind. Not necessarily handsome or buff either. Sometimes pasty and scrawny. :o

    Hmm...Maybe I'm the wierdo on this thread...
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    Hee hee, I think about nerdy little computer programmers. Glasses are HOT!
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    Kitty, my kindred spirit!! LOL!! There was this geeky red headed ULTRA SCRAWNY kid (that worked in A/V department, no bullshit) that I used to give the eye to. I used to ask him to help me access microfiche (which I had no interest in) just so I could look at him. Here I am, this brown, hazel eyed vixen (tee hee) hitting on this kid HARD. He would have the most dumbfounded look on his face when I would talk to him with interest. I think he didn't feel like I would honestly be flirting with him (I was, dammit!). I should have just pounced on him when I had the chance. I would have turned his Star-Wars-lovin' ass out...
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    Depends; Often I'll think about a guy I think is hot, but not really in the famous sense. More so, a typical type: military, student, firefighter, geeky guy.

    Then I'll think of it by place... the library, or being "bad" and doing it in the VIP or someplace else where I would probably never in a million years have sex. Cars are good.

    And sometimes I just do it be memory, or time, like in high school.

    Normally my fantasies are determined by "the forbidden" whether it's the place that determines that, or if I'm the forbidden, or something else.

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    Go figure but I get turned on thinking about private dancing for my geeky friend (the stereotypical biochemistry student) Chris at the club. That's my ultimate masturbation fantasy.
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    God, geeks are hot. I'm gonna do my own masturbation fantasy analysis. LOL.
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    wait, women masturbate?

    well because my name isn’t here,
    usually someone i met or perhaps someone i’ve seen.
    somewhat girl-like in that can also be scenario based.
    Perhaps most strange, and I will blame the lack of porn in my upbringing, the women are often clothed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    Guys: Would you say you fantasize about someone you know 90% of the time?

    Girls: What percentage of the time do you fantasize about people you know?

    I've always been far more likely to fantasize about entirely fictional, faceless men (and women). It's the scenario that gets me hot, not the individual.

    Is that a girl thing, or am I just weird?
    I think you're weird.

    I (apparently) masturbate more than the average woman (and based on what I've read here in that past, so do all of you) and while the scenario has something to do with it - like there almost always IS one (worth noting), it will generally feature a person I know. Usually a boyfriend or (far more likely) an ex-boyfriend, friend, classmate, professor or something.
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    Wow that was random and funny yet too detailed for the average masterbater. I just concentrate how good it feels and Im fine. I fantasize about guys* when Im about to sleep. Helps me sleep better.


    *old hook-ups, crushes, hot guy I saw today, huge cock etc etc.
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    Well, I can def. see a guy's face, but the fantasy scenario drives me. I have an IMAGINARY professor I'd love to get with, but the professors at my school leave much to be desired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Wow that was random and funny yet too detailed for the average masterbater. I just concentrate how good it feels and Im fine. I fantasize about guys* when Im about to sleep. Helps me sleep better.


    *old hook-ups, crushes, hot guy I saw today, huge cock etc etc.
    I masturbate when I'm about to sleep. Helps me sleep better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    Guys: Would you say you fantasize about someone you know 90% of the time?
    No...not unless I thought you really wanted me to, but it still wouldn't be true.

    Slightly more seriously, I think my fantasies featured specific, actual people I knew reasonably frequently (maybe 50% of the time??) when I was young (say before I was 30) but rarely ever do now.

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    The only thing I can say is that it involves the Circle K, Peanut Butter and Mother Teresa.

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    Yeah, I used to call it the 'sleep-induction' method.
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    The males in my fantasies are just generic, faceless males, or they are wearing my boyfriend's face and body (even if they aren't him in the fantasy). The women in my fantasies, OTOH, are all women I know, but not friends.

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    I have Attention Deficit Disorder so my fantasies aren't worth trying to explain. I will say remembering "The Greatest Hits: Personal Porn Reel" causes existential pain (See post in Ladies Only, "OMG, What do I Do? Eiiiii!!!")

    A wise quote- "Sex with love is the best thing. Sex is the second best thing." Irish proverb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    Guys: Would you say you fantasize about someone you know 90% of the time?
    In relationships where I've been with a woman for a while, after a certain amount of time, yes, 90% of my masturbation fantasies involve her.

    Now, they'll usually involve someone else as well...so, you know, whatever that means.

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    It's not Professor Snape is it?

    A friend of mine has a "thing" for him. I don't understand it personally, but hey, whatever!


    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois
    Well, I can def. see a guy's face, but the fantasy scenario drives me. I have an IMAGINARY professor I'd love to get with, but the professors at my school leave much to be desired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    In relationships where I've been with a woman for a while, after a certain amount of time, yes, 90% of my masturbation fantasies involve her.
    See this is funny to me. I always thought guys fantasized about everybody BUT their women. I thought they just always would like to think about what they can't or would like to have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidendragon75
    It's not Professor Snape is it?

    A friend of mine has a "thing" for him. I don't understand it personally, but hey, whatever!

    Uhh..no.
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    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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