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    Default Lotion Dance

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    I hate having to put lotion on myself everyday, even though I know that I should. I think you may have just solved my problem...

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    The alternative to this is the "Shower Show" where the bachelor gets to come into the shower in his boxers while the girl is naked. As many of the party (and the bouncer of course) that can fit in the bathroom can watch the show, and the bachelor does the same thing with soap (though with me, the caveat includes no nippies, and no crack, but I don't mind if he soaps on the actual boob tissue itself.)

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    you can substitute the lotion with baby oil or coconut oil too.

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    va-jay-jay?!

    Honey, we're all adults here.

    Vagina!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    va-jay-jay?!

    Honey, we're all adults here.

    Vagina!
    that sounds quite cute lol
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    Am I the only one who finds it annoying when people add the word "dance" to things that have nothing to do with dancing, just to make it sound more legitimate? This is not a "lotion dance," it's letting guys rub lotion on you for $10. I have no problem with that, but why call it a dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Am I the only one who finds it annoying when people add the word "dance" to things that have nothing to do with dancing, just to make it sound more legitimate? This is not a "lotion dance," it's letting guys rub lotion on you for $10. I have no problem with that, but why call it a dance?
    On that same note, how can a woman who makes money by taking her clothes off (whether she DANCES or not- and many DON'T) take offense at being called a stripper? Rarely do I see a truly exotic dancer in a strip club, and although I count myself among the few, the reason I make a living is I strip. It is what it is.

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    I agree.

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    Usually rubbing lotion over my body is part of the show and/or lap dance that I am giving the 'victim'... just that no touching the pussy (or close to it).. he can touch everywhere else tho (boobs included) as it is just rubbing lotion on me and therefore he can't "grope" per say

    It adds to the sensuality of the show and/or dance.

    As for the stripper/dancer thing... whatever. I'm not too hung up on labels unless I have to use them therefore I perfer erotic entertainer over stripper or dancer as that is what I do.. I provide erotic entertainment whether that involves actual dancing or purely taking my clothes off (not really dancing).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx
    you can substitute the lotion with baby oil or coconut oil too.
    AHHHH MY NIGHTMARE!!!! then the girl goes onstage after her oil bath, and a girl like me gets on stage and wipes out! I think lotion/oil/ect. should be done when you get out of the shower. i hate it when some girls put lotion on in the change room before their shift. its still greasy when you go onstage and sweat or touch the poles and even the floor is slick from crawling ect... Ladies please do us all a favor... lotion before work, and keep "break a leg" an expression! thanks a bunch! xoxo Roxi D xoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    va-jay-jay?!

    Honey, we're all adults here.

    Vagina!

    20 lashes with a wet noodle for you LM!

    We all watch Grey's Anatomy!!!! That's where it came from
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    Isn't that a show about doctors? Do they really have doctors referring to "va-jay-jay"? How stupid. Reminds me why I don't have a TV. I'm with LilithMorrigan... it's a vagina, for Pete's sake. "Va-jay-jay" sounds stupid coming from anyone over the age of two.

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    LOL^^^ It was the Chief resident (or whatever, the same job as Carrie on ER) that called it that. It was funny, because of when she said it (she was in labor, and one of her male students/residents had to do the delivery), guess you had to see it though.
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    Yek, it's a cutesy romantic soap opera in the form of a medical drama.

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    Ahhh. Doesn't sound like anything I'd like. Ever since Buffy and Arrested Development went off the air, it's not worth having a TV in the house anymore for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Ahhh. Doesn't sound like anything I'd like. Ever since Buffy and Arrested Development went off the air, it's not worth having a TV in the house anymore for me.

    Didn't I hear that Arrested was coming back?? Maybe that's just what i want to hear, lol

    Oh yeah, lotion dances are great (tryna stay on topic)
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

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    I heard they were bringing it back for pay cable. I never saw it on TV anyway; my bf bought the first two seasons on DVD. I don't think the third season DVD's are out yet, but we'll buy them when they come available.

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    I don't like the lotion show idea because I don't want any bachelor party idiot touching me-- certainly not SLIDING his f'in hands all over me. Let him get an escort.

    Arrested Development was tooo real. I think that's why it didn't catch on. I tried to like it because I like the actors involved but it was depressing!

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    Couldn't you get arrested for prostitution if it was an undercover operation? or is it diff from strip clubs?

    ...My boyfriend has a worse word referring to vagina "wahomanahoo"
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    ^^^ Heh. That's almost as bad as "wenis." My ex and I used to refer to the male organ as a "wenis." I used to teach preschool, and one of my three-year-old students called it that once, and when I told my ex he couldn't stop laughing. We were still calling it a wenis years later. I still giggle whenever I think of that word... wenis. Hee hee!

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