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    Default Stupid come back lines guys say

    What are the stupidest come back lines you hear from guys over and over again?

    When you ask them for a dance or another dance they say:

    Oh, you got me all worked up and I really need to take a break.

    I respect/like you too much to get a dance.

    I don't ever get dances.

    Wait for a couple more songs.

    Come back in 30 minutes.


    I seriously think there's another stripclub site that men belong to that nobody knows about except men and they all say 'ok, let's all say this tonight when we go to the stripclubs.

    Does anyone have any other stupid saying they'd like to add to this? Thanks ladies!

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    I love it when the guys make jokes when I ask them for a dance. Like, "oh are we gonna tango or waltz back there," or, when they get up and start dancing.

    I also like it when they ask if they can dance for me. Veerryy funny. SOOO original. GAG
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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    I seriously think there's another stripclub site that men belong to that nobody knows about except men and they all say 'ok, let's all say this tonight when we go to the stripclubs.
    Nah, that would mean they're actually that smart. They're not. That's why they say such stoopid stuff. Women only let them THINK they run things

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    The question I continually ask myself when reading 90% of the threads over here is, "why would anyone keep a job about which they seem compelled to constantly complain"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    What are the stupidest come back lines you hear from guys over and over again?

    When you ask them for a dance or another dance they say:

    Oh, you got me all worked up and I really need to take a break.

    I respect/like you too much to get a dance.

    I don't ever get dances.

    Wait for a couple more songs.

    Come back in 30 minutes.


    I seriously think there's another stripclub site that men belong to that nobody knows about except men and they all say 'ok, let's all say this tonight when we go to the stripclubs.

    Does anyone have any other stupid saying they'd like to add to this? Thanks ladies!
    I usually say "My leprosy is going into its final stages. I would be leaving you more of tip then you bargained for."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dayzed
    The question I continually ask myself when reading 90% of the threads over here is, "why would anyone keep a job about which they seem compelled to constantly complain"?
    We aren't complaining about the job. We're complaining about people getting in the way of us doing our job, or being rude, or just plain inconsiderate or clueless.

    Vocal coaches might gripe when their students don't brush their teeth or come unprepared, but it doesn't mean they don't like your job.

    Just because we strip doesn't mean we're required to take all the stupidity without comment.

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    Default Re: Stupid come back lines guys say

    "I want to take a break" and "come back in 30 minutes" (maybe I just ordered a drink?) seem pretty innocuous/unworthy of complaint, but what do I know.

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    There are gripes about every profession. I really couldn't see myself doing anything else right now. I like my job. Stripperweb is just a great way to let out our annoyances. "Regular" people don't really seem to understand.
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    the worst is im gay

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    Now, dayzed, I'm not saying some guys don't really, truly want to take a break. When I go to a SC to watch my GF, I prefer to sit, have a coke, watch, and THEN dance. But if another girl approaches me, I sweetly explain this, tip her a couple bucks, and then if she comes back, I make good on my word.

    When guys give you the runaround or feed you BS, it makes you feel disrespected. If you don't want a dance, fine. Miss out on the mindblowingness of a Cherry LD. I respect that. But don't feed me bull because you don't have the nuts to just say no. And don't be cheap. We all work for our money, if you don't want to shell out the twenty bucks, tip me a few for taking the time to talk to you. It's a strip club, not a free show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dayzed
    The question I continually ask myself when reading 90% of the threads over here is, "why would anyone keep a job about which they seem compelled to constantly complain"?
    People complain about their jobs. WE COME HERE SPECIFICALLY TO VENT AND BITCH ABOUT WORK. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dayzed
    The question I continually ask myself when reading 90% of the threads over here is, "why would anyone keep a job about which they seem compelled to constantly complain"?
    We can relate to each other in good natured comaradie here. This thread is not meant to be serious, it is meant to be funny.

    If you are offended by it or see it as complaining, you obviously don't work in the industry, don't know anyone that works in the industry and are posting in the wrong forum (please read the rules before posting).


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    I hate it when ask one guy and he says no then points at his friend, so I ask his friend and he points back to the first guy. Like neither one wants to dance with me and is just trying to pawn me off on the next. I mean, fuck, just say no then! I usually walk away from this situation. What a waste of time.

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    ^ well said paris

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    My all time favorite: Wanna dance?
    Customer: "I can't, I'm married. How much to take you back to my hotel room?"

    So my thought is, it's okay with your wife if you hire a hooker, but lap dances are out of the question??


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    Quote Originally Posted by sassygirl
    the worst is im gay
    The correct response to this is," Great, because I'm really a transvestite! You can play with my dick."

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    "You might give me a hear attack"

    Always a classic. Especially when you suspect it might be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dayzed
    The question I continually ask myself when reading 90% of the threads over here is, "why would anyone keep a job about which they seem compelled to constantly complain"?
    Why would you bother visiting a site if you are annoyed by all the complaining?

    My fave is "20 dollars! I've NEVER had to pay that much!"
    But I also love guys that when I ask them for the twenty dollar dance they suggest the VIP instead..
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    We can relate to each other in good natured comaradie here. This thread is not meant to be serious, it is meant to be funny.

    If you are offended by it or see it as complaining, you obviously don't work in the industry, don't know anyone that works in the industry and are posting in the wrong forum (please read the rules before posting).
    Amen...

    Everyone needs a place to vent, and there's not a damned thing wrong with that, especially if the venting is done in a humorous fashion.

    It's called "StripperWeb", not "CustomerWeb".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Amen...

    Everyone needs a place to vent, and there's not a damned thing wrong with that, especially if the venting is done in a humorous fashion.

    It's called "StripperWeb", not "CustomerWeb".

    Amen. Then again, some people can honestly think that being a cheap, rude, inconsiderate lout will somehow slide by us, and we won't tell our co workers or friends or complain about it in a setting like this. Ta-da! Come here. Instant reality check, apparently. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin
    Amen. Then again, some people can honestly think that being a cheap, rude, inconsiderate lout will somehow slide by us, and we won't tell our co workers or friends or complain about it in a setting like this. Ta-da! Come here. Instant reality check, apparently. LOL
    Please. It's my policy to never enter a SC w/ less than $600 in my wallet, and no right-minded individual would ever call me a "lout."

    It was not my intention to disrupt or in any way upset the (apparently tenuous) latticework of humor and camraderie through which the strippers bemoan the most innocuous minutia of their daily business interactions, and I apologize for any wild implication as to the potential unhealthiness of this practice.

    As to why I revisit these threads, even when the complaining makes me wonder "what exactly am I perpetuating with this hobby of mine," it is because many of the posts are pretty damn witty and delightful.

    <ducking out>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Amen...

    Everyone needs a place to vent, and there's not a damned thing wrong with that, especially if the venting is done in a humorous fashion.

    It's called "StripperWeb", not "CustomerWeb".
    Your statement is right, but the original post wasn't funny. Some of the subsequent ones were.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    My all time favorite: Wanna dance?
    Customer: "I can't, I'm married. How much to take you back to my hotel room?"

    So my thought is, it's okay with your wife if you hire a hooker, but lap dances are out of the question??
    I know one of these guys - I used to work for him. A year later, when entering a strip club ready for a long afternoon of fun, I saw him sitting with his boss. He didn't see me so I found a really strong willed handsy dancer wearing some strong perfume. I paid her for 5 dances and pointed him out.

    I immediately left so he'd never know who did it and laughed the rest of the week.


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    Once again, our boy dayzed clearly doesn't get it. Once again: PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR JOBS. THIS IS WHERE WE DO IT. When your job entails such intimate customer contact as ours, the complaints can seem rather "minute" to outsiders

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Once again, our boy dayzed clearly doesn't get it. Once again: PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR JOBS. THIS IS WHERE WE DO IT. When your job entails such intimate customer contact as ours, the complaints can seem rather "minute" to outsiders
    Nah, I get it. It's really no different than the clerical-type workers in any office environment who go out for drinks and complain about the minutia of the day's events. To them, the client who was rude on the phone or the disappearance from the frig of their diet pepsi are significant, complaint-worthy occurrences as well. My response: when you dwell on professional trivialities you yourself are doomed to a trivial professional existence. I don't have to understand the specific complaints because I understand the self-fulfilling nature of job-related complaining. There's a reason why you never see those headed for higher achievement engaging in the after-work complaint sessions.

    I don't speak this truism aloud to them and I probably should have refrained from sharing it here. I won't post on the pink side anymore, I didn't mean to abuse the rules. (I was done until your second gratuitous "Once again" above.)
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