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    There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Stripperweb Zone.

    You, the customer, cannot possibilly understand the inner workings of the minds of the ladies of Stripperweb, so please don't even attempt to. When you post in a thread that you have no knowledge of the subject matter, you look like the stupid kid on the playground saying "Slow down you guys, I can't keep up!"

    Ummmm, that's the point!

    I am tired of trying to explain the situation to those who can't understand. If you insist on tagging along in threads where you don't belong, the moderators will shut you up and delete your posts, but really, we've got better things to do with our time than coddleing butt-hurt customers who just don't get the joke.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Amen Paris!!!! Thank you so much. I would also like to say the same goes for DJ's. Im sorry DJ's you can not possibly know how we TRULEY are feeling. Yes we may talk to you time to time but NO you do not really know what we are thinking and feeling.

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    Also, I know it's hard to admit out loud that strippers might know more about being strippers than you do. After all, you are a man, and therefore very wise. But if you cannot put yourself mentally in the six-inch platform shoes of a person who is being offered an extra $20 to let a stranger finger your asshole, then don't give advice to someone who IS in that position. To those few and rare of you who can make that mental leap, your input is always interesting.

    Peace.

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    LOL! Yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Ya know maybe these guys are actually putting on 8 inch heels and gstrings at night and swinging around a pole.. maybe they really are giving ld's to PL"s who trying finger their assholes...and maybe just maybe they are getting off on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Im sorry DJ's you can not possibly know how we TRULEY are feeling. Yes we may talk to you time to time but NO you do not really know what we are thinking and feeling.
    I for one have never pretended I know what it's really like to have some rude asshole finger me. I'd kill any man that tried it...
    Last edited by Djoser; 06-09-2006 at 02:29 PM.
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    Djoser, I don't really think Paris' post was directed at you, as I've never seen a post of yours that wasn't "on the level."

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    Djoser usually your posts come somewhat close but your not really the DJ it was directed at.. i've seen some others who claim to be DJ's telling newbies how to 'give a lap dance' or how to 'deal with this type of customer'

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    I'll un-minimize my participation in this section to affirm to the guys:

    I don't know what generated this. But to the men: It's considered SW courtesy, to the extent possible, to minimize your input here. No, it's not Ladies Only, and you can post here, and there are postings by guys here that aren't objectionable on a situational basis. But generally, let's try not to butt into the ladies' conversations.

    and the are specifically targeted for customer participation, and other areas like Lounge and Dollar Den are not gender-specific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Djoser usually your posts come somewhat close but your not really the DJ it was directed at.. i've seen some others who claim to be DJ's telling newbies how to 'give a lap dance' or how to 'deal with this type of customer'
    Oh, sorry if I came off as being defensive, then!

    But I know what you are saying--and in fact I think I made this point myself somewhere about a month ago. And I totally agree with you--it is utterly impossible for a man to feel what you dancers feel, having to deal with the shit you put up with, especially with the molestation, but also with the mental strain of the often insulting verbal play.

    You are quite literally dealing with sexual harassment.
    Last edited by Djoser; 06-09-2006 at 02:21 PM.
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    Its all good Djoser I think its funny though that men think they know exactly what we put up with

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    If they had some guy trying to stick fingers up their ass every night, they might get some idea of it, lolol...

    Actually I saw a mob movie where some fat guy was insulting a dancer onstage, and the mob guy who owned the club (who was sort of a 'good' bad guy) made the fat guy get onstage in his underwear, lol. It was a great scene, I'll see if I can find out which movie.
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    DJoser, you're one of the very few that don't count as one of the guys Paris was talking about. You're one of the very few that shows understanding, concern and empathy towards us, because you are one of the few men in the stripper world that get it. This is for the rest of the annoying, time wasting idiots! Djoser, you're awesome and wish we could clone you to work in all our clubs!

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    As I do post in here from time to time I guess I'll try and explain my viewpoint.

    I recognise that this is primarily a dancers only thread, and try and keep my posts down to a low level. I checked and I've only posted in 4 of the last 100 threads. (If this thread were designated "ladies only" I'd stop posting, period).

    I also try and confine my posts to trying to explain things from the male point of view. Paris is right in saying that a guy will never see things through a dancer's eyes, but the converse is also true to an extent - dancers sometimes see things in a different way to guys. Sometimes an alternative perspective can be helpful.

    On a more personal note, I've developed a fair degree of sympathy towards dancers. Several have become friends over the years, and at times I've see them upset, hurt, humiliated and very stressed from the demands of the job. I sometimes find it dificult to find the right words to comfort them, (because I care for my friends), and it's at times like that you do realise the gulf that can exist between a dancer and you.

    In short, I'm never going to experience a dancer's emotions; but you can develop a certain empathy.

    Phil.

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    I have to say for the incredible guys on here like Phil, Djoser and I know there's a few others how much we appreciate your input, advice, sypathy, etc. It's very helpful and does make us feel better about situations and just wanted to say thank you for all that! I know this is not what the thread is about but I just wanted to thank you guys for being great guys on here to us because as you know what we deal with, it means a lot to know there are wonderful guys out there that appreciate us and as best as you can understand what we deal with.

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