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    Default I f*ckin' LOVE Next!

    You know, that awful MTV dating game. Whenever I can't sleep, it's there for me (along with Jessica Simpson and P Diddy trying to sell me Proactive).

    My favorite part of the show is when they say,"He NEXTED me!"

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    Default Re: I f*ckin' LOVE Next!

    ??? What does that mean when someone's nexted you?

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    They set up a guy or girl on blind dates with 5 people which they put into a bus. One at a time, the strangers step out of the bus and go on a date until said guy or girl:

    1. says "next" and the dater retreats back to the bus, recieves $1 for every minute of the date he or she was on, and sends the next person out of the bus and onto the date
    2. guy or girl asks dater on a second date and dater has the choice between taking the $ and returning to the bus or going on the second date.

    I know, it's soooo dumb, but the regular butchering of the English language and retarded antics of the shows contestants are so entertaining!

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    I love MTV shows. We don't get most of them up here, so I go crazy watching them when I'm down there.

    (OT: any Canadians know why the new MTV Canada channel is so lame? And why doesn't it play music?)

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    Heh.. I miss that show. I used to love watching the marathons they had on every weekend. I need to get cable back at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver
    (OT: any Canadians know why the new MTV Canada channel is so lame? And why doesn't it play music?)
    If its any consolation, American MTV doesn't play music either, at least not enough to justify the 'M' in its name.

    Once Beavis, Daria, and Celebrity Deathmatch bit the dust, I quit watching MTV. I used to become outraged when some holier than thou town somewhere would remove the channel from its cable system citing morality concerns. Now I doubt that I'd bother to notice if it were missing.
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    Yeah, I miss the good ole days when MTV and VH1 had videos. Not the reality crap that they have now.

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    god i love the reality "crap".. haaa.. im obsessed

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Once Beavis, Daria, and Celebrity Deathmatch bit the dust, I quit watching MTV.
    Oh yes, I completely LOVED Daria. I so related to her.







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    I only like to watch Next when it has the lesbian/gay people on it.
    Man, I wish theyd bring back The Head, The Maxx and Aeon Flux and Liquid Television...those were the good shows.
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    Canadian television requires a quantity of canadian based shows - so a lot of US based shows don't make it there.

    People are willing to buy videos and concerts on DVD now (and for their iPods today) - so what once was a marketing gimmick has become a for-pay product.

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    i love that show too!

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    MTV should be banned. Watch something educational instead!

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    I watch PBS, does that count as educational? I'm a NOVA addict, and I'm hooked on all the other nature shows they put on.

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    Hey, Rhia, did you see the PBS documentary on the children working in the silver mines in the mountains of Bolivia recently? It was amazingly well-done.

    Here's a link:

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    I love love LOVE Daria! I wish they'd bring that back! Now, it's only one reality show after another (on MTV). I usually end up watching NEXT in the mornings, though... There's nothing else on but that and blind date... Ugh, dating shows are so addicting!
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    Once Beavis, Daria, and Celebrity Deathmatch bit the dust, I quit watching MTV.

    Man, I wish theyd bring back The Head, The Maxx and Aeon Flux and Liquid Television...those were the good shows.
    Good points.

    MTV has gone from being an avant-garde media outlet to becoming everything that is wrong with America. You're awesome Mia (shameless pandering, I know ) but Next! is a perfect example of that trend--it's occasionally on the TVs at my gym and it just blows mind that people enjoy this tripe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    I love love LOVE Daria! I wish they'd bring that back! Now, it's only one reality show after another (on MTV). I usually end up watching NEXT in the mornings, though... There's nothing else on but that and blind date... Ugh, dating shows are so addicting!

    Daria still comes on, at least it does on Dish Network, and when I had Direct TV they showed it too. It wasn't on MTV though...if you have Dish or Direct TV, just search by the show's name
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Next! is a perfect example of that trend--it's occasionally on the TVs at my gym and it just blows mind that people enjoy this tripe.
    Hey, we all have our guilty pleasures. Mine just happen to be Next, 7-11 nachos, and Myth Busters... I have to appease my inner stoner, slob, and geek!

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