I just want to say how much i enjoy being woken up by jehovahs witnesses after an all night champagne room extraviganza with a massive hangover at 9 am.
they are lucky i didnt tell my dog to sick balls.
fuckers.
I just want to say how much i enjoy being woken up by jehovahs witnesses after an all night champagne room extraviganza with a massive hangover at 9 am.
they are lucky i didnt tell my dog to sick balls.
fuckers.
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Oh man I avoid those people at all costs. Its not my thing and more not my thing at 9am in the morning. Back to sleep you.
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I agree with Yek. Something along the lines of "Sorry, but after a long night of taking my clothes off for money and drinking champagne with men blowing their cash on me so I could grind on their laps and talk to them, I'm pretty tired, and don't care to listen to this at the moment."
ROFL
I'm tempted to answer the door naked and ask them which hot celebrities are Jehovah's Witnesses so I can masturbate to the images.
I answered the door naked for a couple of Mormons once. They finally left me alone after that.





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my ex's family were JWs. fricking psychos, seriously.
yuck. i would have been pist as fuck....
Reminds me when my brother answered the door early in the morning in his underwear. He thought it was the neighbors (hey, they're family and we lived in the woods... I think I will shut up now) anyhow - it was the Jovies!
After that, never saw the Jovies again.
I use to enjoy talking with the Jovies (I was still living at home at the time.) Then they came one time while my mom was home asking for me by name. She ruined the fun.




Well along the same lines anyway.... I absolutely hate it when telemarketers call at 8am on Sunday morning. Christian or not...this should be outlawed!!!![]()
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What? are they having a membership drive or something? The JW's were in my neighborhood last weekend. All my neighbors were obviously home, but NO ONE answered their door. I was in my garage with the door open, watching the JW's start at the house across from me, and work thier way around the culdesac. I pulled out of the garage and drove away. I had a friend visiting, and I called her on my way out to warn her who was at the door.
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Paris, they must be having a drive because they were in my neighborhood today! I didn't think we had any in Hollywood. They didn't knock on my door because our little complex is gated. I saw them when I was out walking to the gym though.
Appearently they just had a pep rally.
http://www.jw-media.org/newsroom/ind...sa_e060526.htm
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What I don't understand about JW's: They only beleive 144,000 people are going to heaven, why the hell do they keep trying to convert people? Don't they know they're just lowerng thier odds of getting into the pearly gates?!





I once posed exactly that question to a set of JW's that came to my door. "Seriously, guys...I'd be keeping that little fact under my hat, ya know? Not shouting it to the world." Shortly after that, my room mate at the time began asking them all sorts of entertaining questions, all the while wearing a Christian Death t-shirt with a picture of Christ shooting heroin on it. They eventually left, but man was that an entertaining day. I recall him making some comment that he had comic books older than their translation of the Bible. I lost interest and was playing Super Mario or something.Originally Posted by Mia M
Anyway...I never answer my door that early. No one I know would in their right mind knock on my door at 8 am. If perchance they did, that's why I have an 11 year old, to answer the stupid door.![]()
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LOL, my family are jehova's witnesses...and yes they are crazy! My mom used tell the funniest door to door stories from when she was a teen. Once, a guy came to the door with a rifle! Needless to say, my mom never did outreach again.
If you ever encounter a witness trying to talk to u...just tell them that u were
"dis-fellowshipped" (banned) for being a stripper. They will run for the hills! HAHAHAHA!
Witnesses are not allowed to talk to people that have been banned from the kingdom hall...you might pollute them with your "worldliness." Yes, they do use that term..LOL.
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^^^^^^Heheheh I want to pollute someone!! I love talking to squeaky clean types and scorching their souls into temptation..... It's fun!
I think the theory is that the 144,000 people who will get into heaven is a genentic trait. There is a blood line that will allow certian decendants from Isreal to become part of the governing body of heaven (sort of like the catholic saints, but w/o any actual good deedsOriginally Posted by Mia M
). The rest of humanity is supposed to wait in limbo until judgement day, where all those who have died will be ressurected to live in paradise on earth forever. Unrepented sinner will go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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It has been a long time since I've looked into this, so my memory is probably flawed.
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