Don't get me wrong, I love this cat. I really do. But he is a big fat bitchy pain in my ass sometimes. He snores and wheezes. He never scratches so his claws are too long, and it makes clicking noises when he walks. He wakes me up every morning screaming to be fed (NOT meowing - screaming). He's getting senile, so sometimes he forgets whether he's eaten or not and screams some more. He scatters food all over the kitchen floor and kicks litter all over the den. He gets angry when my boyfriend goes out of town and shits on the stairs.
Right now he has developed an intolerance for cheap food so he has diarrhea. He smells. He sheds. At this moment he has a long hair protruding from his behind with a piece of dried doo stuck to it. (I had to cut it off, and he scratched me.) Sometimes in the middle of the night he wants to be petted, so he jumps into bed with me and starts poking me in the neck with one claw until I wake up. He drools in his sleep.
I'm about to spend money I really don't have on expensive food so he'll stop squirting everywhere, and on a professional groomer so he won't stink. They'll also trim his nails and clean in his ears, although he will still have liver spots in there. For my reward, I'm sure, he will be surly with me and probably take a dump on the stairs to express his anger.
And yet, I love the little fucker. I love it when he cuddles up next to me and purrs. He really does enrich my life. But dammit, sometimes he's a pain in my ass and I just wanted to rant about it.


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LOL...Your so cute Yekhefah


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I had the coolest most bad ass cat on the block. We got her as a baby, she was tossed in a ditch in a bag with 5 other kittens. I was walking down the street and heard crying and found them. We took them to the humane society and kept one for ourselves. We had her for 16 years.. she died last weekend
Brando im sure has many more years to come
Duppa is the oldest in the group, he's around 8 I think. 

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