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    ok so i was taking a "sexy walk"
    hjahha
    and a cop stopped me towards the end of it
    and im like dude im a boy
    mother fucking turns out
    HES INTO TRANNYS
    hes like omg im so excited
    wanna go behind the building and shit ALL COY liek and blushing

    he was relaly nice and didnt do anything and gave me his word he wouldnt then wanted to know if i had any tranny friends into guys
    hahaha
    it was so freaky
    he said i looked really great then when he let me go after decling a ride from him
    he pulled up as i walked away and said i wanna tell you one more thing you really look amazing
    hes so sweet


    after he said he was into and stuff i was all like
    do i look ok
    haha im an idiot

    i was fucking COPOSITIONED
    wtf!!!!!!!

    i stepped on a dead bird before the walk at the bottom of my steps

    i was likeomgz omen maybe i shouldnt walk
    then i did and towards the end he stopped me
    im just happy it was a fucking cop
    not someone else stopping near me yelling hey

    i had mah knnife ready to shank a niga

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    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    hahaha @ copositioned! was he in uniform and in a cruiser and everything?


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    lmao princess you crack me up
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Hey, maybe next time you'll get lucky and Eddie Murphy will pull over for you!

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    wen u go out lookin like that, whud u expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Hey, maybe next time you'll get lucky and Eddie Murphy will pull over for you!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    wen u go out lookin like that, whud u expect?


    xactly. watch out for yourself on those sexy walks.

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    damn I must be a tard. I didn't know you were a tranny. Or did you just tell him that?

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    he's a pwitty pwitty pwincess

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    Did you get his number?
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    haha no!
    yeah he pulled upin da cruisa like i said im happy it was a cop not someone else
    i was ghettin mah knife ready


    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjefflina
    i had mah knnife ready to shank a niga
    I guess this language is just cool, and accepted on SW now??? Or wait, let me guess, it wasn't a racial slur, yadda yadda yadda............refferred to a "type" of person..blah, blah, blah
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    pwetty pwincess gettin da hit !

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    I have a crush on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    I guess this language is just cool, and accepted on SW now??? Or wait, let me guess, it wasn't a racial slur, yadda yadda yadda............refferred to a "type" of person..blah, blah, blah
    Tell that to about 99.5% of the rappers out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap˛
    Tell that to about 99.5% of the rappers out there.
    When they start posting here on StripperWeb, it will matter on StripperWeb.

    I am talking about here on StripperWeb, the place where people can't write this or say that etc.

    And thanks for your suggestion Madcap2, I'll remember to address that, at the next Jack the Rapper Convention or Hip-Hop Summit I attend, oh wait, I always do....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    When they start posting here on StripperWeb, it will matter on StripperWeb.

    I am talking about here on StripperWeb, the place where people can't write this or say that etc.

    And thanks for your suggestion Madcap2, I'll remember to address that, at the next Jack the Rapper Convention or Hip-Hop Summit I attend, oh wait, I always do....
    Touche...

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    Default Re: OMNGOMGOMG geT this

    beleive me nigga" is hardly racially specific for me
    its truly how i talk
    it means anyone for me
    im the farthest from racist youll ever findbecause i actually know the definition of racism
    the beleif race/ancestory accounts for difference in chracter or ability
    and discrimination based on that
    people always forget that first part and its obviously totally fucking retarded
    and just voluntary ignorance if you buy that
    theres no conclusive studies on anything
    i guess biological predisposition to ability can be possible but eh not even
    hha
    sorry if it offended you
    but i just talk that way
    haha

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