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    So the club died yesterday about three hours before I left. There was only one guy at the tip rail. He'd been sitting up there for hours and would dole out ONE dollar at a time. I'd seen pretty much every other girl in the place go up to him and not get a dance, so I figured he wasn't getting dances either. I thought he'd maybe buy me a drink or something so I could get through the next couple of hours of boredom. Didn't take long to find out that he was on his lips drunk. He kept trying to jam his knee in my crotch. I started making excuses to leave but he kept trying to keep me there. Then, he slaps me (HARD) on the lower back. I was like OW! and glared at him. He was like, you liked that, didn't you. I was like, Maybe if it' been my ASS instead of my LOWER BACK (no, it wouldn't have been okay on my ass either, I was just trying to make a point). So, he says, Ok, and hits me HIGHER up on the back! I couldn't believe it! I get up to just leave and he hits me on the back again! Douchebag... Later, I'm walking by again and he tells me to sit down, I stop by warily... (I just never learn) and he slaps my legs together! Ugh! Since the only other guys in teh place were at the bar and not paying attention (so we'd have to go on stage anyways and not get his wonderful dollar), I didnt' go to the bouncer... I just warned the other girls... I did end up telling the DJ though. Some girl went and sat with him anyways... Seems I was the only one who got the VIP treatment. Ugh, this was AFTER some other drunk guy spilled beer all over me. Two make all this worse... I'm trying to stop drinking at work altogether... but I'm just cutting down for now... So I was sober for all of this. Boo.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: Small Rant About Booger Customer

    that's the kind of stuff that makes me cry...when it's one shitty thing on top of another.


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    When I saw the thread title I thought maybe it was a reference to a regular we have at our club. The guy is mildly retarded and likes to brag that he goes to strip clubs almost every night and spends less than $1000 a year. He never tips anyone or buys any dances, which is just fine by us because he smells and he has a certain repulsive habit...

    We call him the Booger Man. He picks his nose a lot, and will generally wipe the goobers in his hair afterward. Occasionally he will eat them. SOMETIMES he will wipe them on the nearest dancer. He tried to wipe a booger in my hair once; I got away but I go nowhere NEAR that guy now. I have no idea why management still lets him in, but they do.

    He does have one useful function. The girls at my club are all really friendly and cool, and we all get along. Occasionally a new girl will come in with a big attitude, and we have to take her down a notch or drive her out. The Booger Man is very helpful in this!

    "Hey hon, see that guy over there? He said he wants a dance from you. Go talk to him."

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    Ewwwwww!

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    omg how repulsive.

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    Bella, by not having that bastard kicked out for hitting you, and even with what you said, you basically TOLD him he could do it again. I just don't understand why girls let fuckers like that get away with such shit. I really don't. I would have had a HARD time not kicking him in the damn balls for that, AND I would've had his ass thrown out. Even if I had to pay a bouncer to do so. WTF is wrong with you girls letting guys abuse you in that way?? Now this muthafucka will go back into a club expecting to abuse other girls some more, because he was ALLOWED to do it to at least one. It's bad enough that he tries it in the first place, but for someone to LET him do it only makes it worse. OMFG this pisses me off

    Yall can say what you want - call me a bitch if you want. THERE IS NO SENSE LETTING SOMEONE ABUSE YOU LIKE THAT.

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    Yea, in hindsight, I should have absolutely done that.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Yek - LOL! The Booger Man! LOL!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Wow what a night..... Those nights are just stressful.

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