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    OKay, been getting this a lot lately...either that or I'm just noticing it more. I have a loose routine I go by when I start talking to a guy...where he's from, if he's been here before, and what he does for a living, general wise. Well, lately, guys have been asking me, "So, what about you? You do this for a living?" That one kinda makes sense, cuz you don't know if the chick goes to school or not, but, IMHO, most times chicks would only work this job, rather than lesser paying ones, correct? Then again, I could be wrong, but then they invariably ask "So, you only work at this club?" HUH? Anybody else run into these kinds of dumbass questions.
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    A lot of guys don't really understand our business. They can't visualize it as a job or career, and some guys don't accept the fact that women can make an above average income off of them.

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    I've been getting that a lot lately as well... I have a business degree, so why am I still dancing.. "well this IS business, isn't it?" heh
    From reading this board I learned to actually tell the truth, after working until 4AM, I don't have time to get a "real job". I tell them I am happy and enjoy my job now so it all works out.
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    I get asked that a lot and it's so irrritating. Usually I lie to the guy that I'm a college student still, even though I already graduted. The there's the ones that say "You're too pretty to be here" and then I ask them if they want to only see ugly girls.

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    I get that all the time, since I have a Master's degree and am obviously a nerd if you talk to me for more than two minutes. I get guys who ask if I'm in school and I tell them not right now since I finished my Master's almost two years ago. In view of that, I think "so why do you do this?" is a legitimate question; I might ask, too. To be honest I haven't really got a good answer... I usually just tell them I'm getting my ya-yas out while I'm still young and hot.

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    I get alot of this too. If they ask why I have the job or if I only do this, I always say "well, wouldn't YOU do my job if you could? They always pipe up with an enthusiastic HELL YEAH, and we move on to something else. (That or they start contemplating if they really could make a living as a male stripper )
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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07
    I get alot of this too. If they ask why I have the job or if I only do this, I always say "well, wouldn't YOU do my job if you could? They always pipe up with an enthusiastic HELL YEAH, and we move on to something else. (That or they start contemplating if they really could make a living as a male stripper )
    Okay, that might help! Thanks. I think the reason I got all miffed today at work (And yes, I'm typing this at work on the DJ's computer- he's soooo nice!), is that here I am, sitting here after yesterday we only had 4-5 day girls show up because of the rain from Alberto, and we ended up having around 8-9 around noon today, so I've only had 3 single dances, so I'm a little pissed about what my take home's gonna be, and just needed to rant a bit in here, but SB has a valid point...turn what seems to be a negative into a positive!
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    the other night a guy asked me for a dance while i was with a good regular. so i told him i'd be over in a bit and 10 minutes later went over to his table. the conversation that followed was enigmatic at best.

    "you're very beautiful, but i don't like to be kept waiting"

    "i'm sorry. it's a busy night and that genteman is a very good customer of mine. i came over as soon as i could." (ie: 10 freaking minutes!)

    "well, i'm here whenever you're ready."

    (smile) "alright, i'm ready now."

    "well, you'll be around and i'll be around, so if i'm around when you're around then let me know."

    - it was late and i was becoming irritated -

    "well, i can give you a dance now or i can give someone else a dance now."

    "look, you're very beautiful, but i have certain standards. i don't like to be kept waiting, so let me know when you have time."

    "ummm, alright sweetie, have a nice night..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach
    the other night a guy asked me for a dance while i was with a good regular. so i told him i'd be over in a bit and 10 minutes later went over to his table. the conversation that followed was enigmatic at best.

    "you're very beautiful, but i don't like to be kept waiting"

    "i'm sorry. it's a busy night and that genteman is a very good customer of mine. i came over as soon as i could." (ie: 10 freaking minutes!)

    "well, i'm here whenever you're ready."

    (smile) "alright, i'm ready now."

    "well, you'll be around and i'll be around, so if i'm around when you're around then let me know."

    - it was late and i was becoming irritated -

    "well, i can give you a dance now or i can give someone else a dance now."

    "look, you're very beautiful, but i have certain standards. i don't like to be kept waiting, so let me know when you have time."

    "ummm, alright sweetie, have a nice night..."
    Enigmatic indeed! I hate it when guys use slightly hazy syntax/grammar that just doesn't make sense because they're lording their intellect over us, etc... it's like, uh, I get what you're trying to say, you're just stupid, mister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristyWild
    I could be wrong, but then they invariably ask "So, you only work at this club?" HUH? Anybody else run into these kinds of dumbass questions.
    Ooohhh!! I get that question ALL the time! I always just assumed they were asking if I worked at OTHER clubs as well. I work at a peepshow, too... So I always just tell them that and start talking about it.
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    Or... " Is that -your- REAL name?" * Wink wink nudge nudge *

    I hate that, then when you politely try to tell them it's the only name they are going to get - they try and ARGUE with you!!!! WTF?

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    I was trying to figure out where to post this rant, maybe this is the spot. I'm sick of the other customers asking if my fave is my girlfriend and then sometimes not even believing me when I say no. "Yes she is" - wtf? do you go hang out with your girlfriend when she's at work? duh guys, drop some cash and show some respect and maybe you'll be treated nicely too.... ok, rant off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Or... " Is that -your- REAL name?" * Wink wink nudge nudge *

    I hate that, then when you politely try to tell them it's the only name they are going to get - they try and ARGUE with you!!!! WTF?
    i've got a fake real name that i give them. heh. it amazes me that they honestly believe i'm giving them my real name. if i were willing to tell you my real name, why the hell would i make up a fake one??? but they eat it up...

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    This is like the blowing on the naked cootchie thing. I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

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    After reading this I'm just gonna start telling guys that I went to school to learn how to do this. Not so far fetched, look at Pure Talents school of dance.

    Four long years of study and dance, very hard to do. I'll tell them that the school is very hard to get into and very exspensive but I went on a scholarship because of my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    After reading this I'm just gonna start telling guys that I went to school to learn how to do this. Not so far fetched, look at Pure Talents school of dance.

    Four long years of study and dance, very hard to do. I'll tell them that the school is very hard to get into and very exspensive but I went on a scholarship because of my ass.
    wow. i love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    This is like the blowing on the naked cootchie thing. I. Just. Don't. Get. It.
    Yessss! Why do they do that???

    I work at a contact club, so blowing on me IS better than the fucks who want to put their fingers inside

    I also have a fake real name, it saves time when they ask what my real name is. They look so happy when I tell them too!

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    i hate this question!!
    'so, do you have a day job?'
    'no, do you have a night job?'

    another thing that irritates me.......occasionally, if i have a couple of minutes or so before i have to be on my table, i'll stop by a customer sitting nearby and say hi, as there isn't enough time to start a dance.....i'll say 'hi!how are ya tonight?' he'll reply with 'no thanks'.
    what? did i ask you a question??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot
    I was trying to figure out where to post this rant, maybe this is the spot. I'm sick of the other customers asking if my fave is my girlfriend and then sometimes not even believing me when I say no. "Yes she is" - wtf? do you go hang out with your girlfriend when she's at work? duh guys, drop some cash and show some respect and maybe you'll be treated nicely too.... ok, rant off.
    Lol, no way! Customers get it too Hehhe. Lamers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mishka
    another thing that irritates me.......occasionally, if i have a couple of minutes or so before i have to be on my table, i'll stop by a customer sitting nearby and say hi, as there isn't enough time to start a dance.....i'll say 'hi!how are ya tonight?' he'll reply with 'no thanks'.
    what? did i ask you a question??
    I HATE THAT TOO!! Augh. So damn rude!

    Or when you sit next to them all smiling and cheerful, or even just walk by, and you greet them politely and they just look away and grunt. I HATE that shit. There's just no damn reason to be so rude, none at all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mishka
    i hate this question!!
    'so, do you have a day job?'
    'no, do you have a night job?'

    another thing that irritates me.......occasionally, if i have a couple of minutes or so before i have to be on my table, i'll stop by a customer sitting nearby and say hi, as there isn't enough time to start a dance.....i'll say 'hi!how are ya tonight?' he'll reply with 'no thanks'.
    what? did i ask you a question??
    yes!!! that bothers me too!

    i'm always tempted to say,"hey, don't flatter yourself buddy. i haven't even decided whether or not i want to offer you a dance yet." hehe.

    one night i will be seriously fed up and some poor sucker is going to hear just that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mishka
    i hate this question!!
    'so, do you have a day job?'
    'no, do you have a night job?'

    another thing that irritates me.......occasionally, if i have a couple of minutes or so before i have to be on my table, i'll stop by a customer sitting nearby and say hi, as there isn't enough time to start a dance.....i'll say 'hi!how are ya tonight?' he'll reply with 'no thanks'.
    what? did i ask you a question??

    HA! I've got one for those butt-heads.. I'll just stare at them for a moment and then go .. " Oh dear, and I was offering free blow jobs too!"

    The looks are just priceless.

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    ^^^ Lol! I will soooo be using that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkkitten
    I get asked that a lot and it's so irrritating. Usually I lie to the guy that I'm a college student still, even though I already graduted. The there's the ones that say "You're too pretty to be here" and then I ask them if they want to only see ugly girls.
    Same exact thing occurs to me. Sometimes I don't like to admit that I graduated college either, or if I do, I make it sound like I "just graduated recently," i.e. Class of 2006, when in fact I REALLY graduated last year. When I tell people the date that I REALLY graduated, half the time I get this obnoxious "and now you're here" response and they say it in such a sarcastic, sing-songy voice. It's agitating because they imply that I'm "not good enough" to get a career-related job in my field, or as if they're implying that it was a big waste of my time/money to go to college if I was gonna later work a job that didn't even require the college. So yeah, sometimes I do as you do, pinkkitten.

    HOWEVER I don't feel too bad because there are always WORSE situations I could be in! For example, in my pre-dancing days when I took a semester off from college due to money issues and was stuck working retail. I found that even MORE people ridiculed me for being a college girl working retail, than dancing! One time in particular, I was working the cash register and ringing up the clothes for a female customer. We were making light conversation, and she asked me outta curiousity what days I normally worked, I told her about 5 days/week, and she said real flippantly "Oh, no college for you?" So aggravating!! I was already more than insecure about the fact that money issues pretty much forced me to quit college for the time being, and that it resulted in my life pretty much going nowhere at that point; last thing I needed was this to be thrown up in my face and make me feel as if I wasn't "smart enough" or something. I also had many friends--close, distant, or fake friends--who told me that I was "too smart for retail" and "couldn't understand why I couldn't do something better." Whereas now that I'm dancing, they understand a little better because they know that at least I make big money and I've used it as a way to pay off all the past debts that I'd incurred when I'd worked retail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    This is like the blowing on the naked cootchie thing. I. Just. Don't. Get. It.
    Ohhh.. I that pisses me off so much. Or when they wiggle their tounge at you like your just going to want to climb on their face. My boyfriend does the tounge wiggle too, unfortunately. Irritating, but I dont have the heart to tell him its my pet peve. I think he thinks its sexy. Sometimes boys can be so dumb.

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