the other night a guy asked me for a dance while i was with a good regular. so i told him i'd be over in a bit and 10 minutes later went over to his table. the conversation that followed was enigmatic at best.
"you're very beautiful, but i don't like to be kept waiting"
"i'm sorry. it's a busy night and that genteman is a very good customer of mine. i came over as soon as i could." (ie: 10 freaking minutes!)
"well, i'm here whenever you're ready."
(smile) "alright, i'm ready now."
"well, you'll be around and i'll be around, so if i'm around when you're around then let me know."
- it was late and i was becoming irritated -
"well, i can give you a dance now or i can give someone else a dance now."
"look, you're very beautiful, but i have certain standards. i don't like to be kept waiting, so let me know when you have time."
"ummm, alright sweetie, have a nice night..."

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