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    So girls... what are your experiances with humouring the PL. You know the guy who comes into the club... thinks hes all that and more. Thinks hes gods gift to women yet in reality you know he probably hasnt been laid in god knows how long. He goes on about how 'no one can keep up with him in bed' shit like that. I know this is an odd post but you know it makes for some funny stories.

    I've had a few... really its all I can do not to laugh my ass off when they go on about it.. the guy is drunk out of his mind, mumbling like a moron and I just sit and laugh to myself. You just go on 'oh yes hunny I could never keep up with you.. oh yes your so sexy I dont think I would deserve you'. Hehe.. dont ya just love our job? We get paid to lie

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    I love those guys. They're usually good for several dances while they ramble on and on about how they could go down on me for six hours and then fuck me for ten hours with their footlong schlong, and then they'd make me breakfast in bed and feed me champagne and strawberries...

    "Mm, that sounds nice. Tell me more and I'll keep dancing." <cha-ching>

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    LMAO Yek exactly!!! "Oh yes dear I can feel how big your cock is" meanwhile its like an inch hard and you just giggle and carry on...

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    for some reason those guys never spend $$ on me. they just try to get my number and when they don't they dismiss me. jerks.

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    Yeah I hate those guys!!! I'll just say, "really that sounds nice," while trying not to throw up. I mean what guy is gonna go, "I'll cheat on you constantly, and when we fuck I am only doing so to pleasure myself. I will also suck your clit too hard and be emotionally unavailable."

    Its like duh you want to fuck me, of course you will tell me what you THINK I want to hear. Now get the hell away from me. LOSERS!!!!
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    its all about placating. lol

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    Ugh, those guys skeeve me out! I'm pretending to buy it and the whole time I'm thinking... Is this candid camera? I can't believe that I'm very convincing in my lies that I buy that crap.
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    It amazes me how many guys seem to think that actually (gasp!) liking to eat pussy is SOOO unusual. Wow, you're really a unique treasure, aren't you?
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    they never spend money on me either. hmph. i guess im just too honest in my approach...
    Onto the story!!
    I was doubling with my partner in crime and there was a short little twiggy guy in a fur coat sitting at our stage so I said hi to him and danced for him, pull out my g string and he says 'oh i dont have any ones yet... only hundo's' (yeah..'hundos') So I smile and say well those work too! Figuring since hes so filthy rich from his attitude he could afford it. He says no and I ask why he didn't tell me to begin with or even sitting at stage with no intention of tipping. Cue partner coming over to see what all the fuss was about. According to him there were no empty tables. How convenient. My partner proceeded to point out empty tables all over the club. This is where he got a little beligerant. "Aw bitch whatever we wouldnt fuckin spend money on you two anyways" he gets up to leave 'sneezes' and drops his money clip on the table snatches it up pops his collar and starts to walk away. As he walks away he makes a comment on how my friend is ugly. She jumps off stage and confronted him threatening him and pushing him and he got banned from the club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    It amazes me how many guys seem to think that actually (gasp!) liking to eat pussy is SOOO unusual. Wow, you're really a unique treasure, aren't you?


    soooo true! That was always a pet peeve of mine. It's always the old fuckers, too, isn't it? I mean, the farther past 70 a guy is, the more likely he is to regale you with tales of his pussy-eating prowess. As though this might convince a 19-year-old stripper to leave her hot twenty-something boyfriend in favor of his elderly tongue.... ew.

    However, Cally, your description of a PL is different from how I understand the term. I think of them as more pathetic, less cocky, more socially inept and insecure...and more interested in bringing you flowers and getting you to be their best friend than feeling you up or convincing you how hot they are in bed....

    I think of them as the "nice guys" (often genuinely nice, though sometimes frighteningly passive-aggressive) who tell you that they haven't always been able to "satisfy" their women because they just can't bring themselves to do rough sex (sometimes because they themselves were sexually abused as children)....They are sometimes sympathetic characters...but definitely beta-males with no illusions of alpha status...

    What do you guys think when you think "PL"??
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    When I think PL its the guy who thinks hes all that but in reality he'll never get laid ever in his life. Hence the pathetic part.

    The nice guy whos sweet and gentle but will probably never get laid is the loser to me.

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    Aww, I don't think guys who are sweet and gentle but never get laid are losers. I think they are just misguided in how they should act towards women in order to get laid. Occasionally these guys do find nice girls, it's more like they are just timid or maybe wimps, loser is a little harsh I think.

    I totally agree with the oral sex thing. I had this guy telling me tonight how he and his friend like to double team a girl, specifically to give her pleasure and "pamper" her. He went on talking for like 5 minutes non-stop, so I tuned him out and focused on his more normal friend who then bought a dance. I don't give two shits how much you like to go down on girls, rub their feet, and give them non-stop back massages. That won't pay my rent.

    Guys never try to tell me I wouldn't be able to handle them in bed. I think it's cause I look really innocent and sweet. They think I'm 18 and almost virginal. Sometimes I feel like telling them I like to torture animals or something f'd up, just to see how they'll respond.

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    I just can't help but laugh right to their faces at their obvious stoopidity. And I don't give a shit if they get offended. Usually they wind up getting dances anyway

    I have always wanted to tell them that the reason no one can keep up with them in bed is most likely because they try to fuck at warp speed because they rarely get laid unless it's with a drunk desperate cow who can't put together a coherent enough sentence to tell them to slow the fuck down I guess my balls haven't grown quite that much yet so I just continue to laugh at them

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    What I do is I just walk around and fuck with people. I've tried all other forms of working. I can walk around and chat people up and act like I give a shit or I can walk up and say a few things that one catch them off guard and two show that I have a personality of sorts and three Im not uptight.

    PL's are always looking for something to pick on you about. You know the type .. the ones that are dressed to the 9's .. yuppie jagoffs who think because they are 26ish and CEO of something and can get chicks in bars without issues , that coming into a strip club they shouldnt have to pay for shit you should just want them to take you home and fuck a lap dance because they are ooo sooo fucking awesome.

    Give me a break.

    I will find one ..the leader of the pack...I'll walk up and just sit down. directly next to em'. I'll say nothing and when the entire group or just himself looks at me .. I'll say

    " so .... who are you anyways "

    jagoff " im bob the jagoff ... "

    I'll say something like " nice to meet you .. ( shake their hand ) and look away "

    and they sorta just sit there trying to pry their wit out

    I seriously will just sit and while they sit there and make lil' strange looks at their friends going wtf .. they'll eventually just start talking to me...

    and I just roast em'. Everything they have something to make an opinion on ..I have 2 more for em'. While Im being completely prickish Im totally laughing at it. The more you roast them infront of their friends the more they are feeling like they are 5 feet tall and soon everyone at that table wants to get a dance. because you put this guy in his place and more then likely they are sick of hearing his shit too. The dances just happen. one friend will say " you know what he is a cheap asshole ..so here's 30 bucks .. go take him and give him a dance "

    So i'll go give that one dance and just not ask for another, i'll just start putting on my dress where they can all see he did just one..i'll even turn and shrug my shoulders to his friends as if i'm saying " god you are right he is cheap " ...and the guy will say " keep dancing " because now he doesnt want to look like a cheap asshole and wants to prove he's better then what they think he is. He's big shit and now he's out to prove it.

    This is when he lets down his guard and starts to actually be really nice , and sometimes apologizes for his PL behavior..all of a sudden you have a great night.

    I dont know why it works but it does. I just sit down and talk shit. I talk major shit and when they attempt to get smart with me.. I just smile and ask if thats all they've got.

    I've gotten more vips from this and more regulars then i could ever have imagined and to top it off they end up respecting me and I fill em' in on why i thought they were dicks and why I fucked with them..inturn making them a bit nicer and learning some ettiquette when going into clubs and realizing we are people too.

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    ^ Whoa. I don't think I could pull all that off.
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    Trust me if you are bored or everyone is wearing on you... you would be surprised at what you can do

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    Tart--

    You are brillient! I have neer been able to pull off a group like that, especially when the lead dog is a big prick. Thank you!


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    Hehe. When it's a group of shitheads like that I like to just laugh at them and make smartass remarks. The sarcastic, subtle cutdowns work best for me and I almost always get at least a round of dances from the group

    When they say men like bitches, I reckon it's true.

    Actually I like to laugh at guys and make smartass remarks alot - makes the shift more fun
    The conspiratorial giggle, the wicked grin and the sarcastic guffaw thrown in here and there work well too.

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