This transpired tonight -
Me (Your Intrepid Hero): "You guys need anything else to drink right now"
Customer: "No, we are okay. Hey, let me ask you something. You know that titty bar down the road?"
Me: "Yeah, I know it".
Customer: "Is it a good place to go?"
Me: "I dont know. Ive never been there. I know a lot of the customers here go there from time to time"
Customer: "Oh okay".
About 30 seconds go by
Customer: "Hey, if we go after here, do you think we will spend a lot of money there?"
Me: "I dont know. Ive never been there"
Customer: "Oh. (pause). What kind of girls do they have there?"
Me: "I dont know. Ive never been there".
Customer: "Oh. Do you think the kind of girls there would be worth spending the money?"
Me: "Dude, I.. Have.. Never..Been.. There".
Customer: "Oh. (pause again) How much money do you think I would spend?"
Me: "I dont know, because, ahh, I have never been there".
(about a minute later)
Customer: "If we go, do you think we would have to spent a lot there"
Me: "You know, yes, you would. You wont be able to go there and spend less then 600 dollars".
Customer: "Six hundred dollars? We only have about 80 between us. Fuck that".
Me: "Then I suggest you hit the ATM before you go".
Customer: "I'm not spending no freaking 600 dollars. What is it, a high class joint?"
Me: "Very high class. Expensive too". (side note, its a freaking hole in the wall).
Customer: "Dude thats way too much money to spend on strippers. Id rather sit here and spend the rest on beer".
Me: "Oh, lucky me".
Customer: "Dont you ever go there after work?"
Me: "No, I usually have to get home to feed my pirhanas. They tend to eat each other unless I drop a rat into the tank late night".
Customer: "You have pirhanas? arent they illegal?"
Me: "I have a special exotic flesh eating fish permit"
Customer: "Bummer, that means you cant go to strip clubs after work"
Me: "Its a heavy burden I bear".
End note: He and his moron friend left a total of 2.50 on what amounted to 58.00 worth of drinks.
I'm glad I was cut early tonight.



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