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    HE ends up with the money in his pocket heh heh heh!

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    That was hilarious

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    lol that was funny

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    Deo you should check out how this works in Texas. First, the prostitute attempts to charge $100+, and the client agrees and pays the girl his money. Then after the client has gotten his 'money's worth', he announces that he's a cop ... takes his money back ... confiscates all of the other money the girl has in her purse (with lots of extra dollars from the girl's previous clients somehow also finding their way into the cop's own pocket ) ... and then carts the girl off to the overnight holding tank at the city/county jail ! If the girl doesn't bitch about the money mysteriously missing out of her purse, the charges will be dropped and she'll be released when the sun comes up.

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    That and many other kinds of un-officially-sanctioned corrupt fascist tactics are exactly reasons why I will never live in Texas. Never. Not even all-expenses paid.

    After all, you can always tell a Texan.

    You just can't tell him much.

    Not that this corrupt state is all that much better with illegal police and DA activities, but it's a bit more subtle here.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    what did that have to do with texas?

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    The video might not have, but I was responding to Mel's story. Corrupt cops and DAs get me really going, almost as much as pedophile priests. I sort of lump them together.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    ha brilliant video
    Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.

    The truth lies in a man's dreams... perhaps in this unhappy world of ours whose madness is better than a foolish sanity.

    Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)

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    I think Ray Wylie Hubbard said it best- heres a couple of excepts from my favorite song of his: "Screw You We're from Texas"

    "Now I love the USA
    And the other states
    Ahh, they're OK
    Texas is the place I wanna be
    And I don't care if I ever go to Delaware anyway
    Cause we got Stubbs, and Gruene Hall and Antone's, and John T's
    Country Store
    We've got Willie and Jacky Jack, Robert Earl, Pat, Cory, Charlie and me
    And so many more.....

    Now Texas has gotten a bad reputation,
    Because of what happened in Dallas and Waco
    And our corporations well they are corrupt
    And the politicians are swindlers and loco
    But when it comes to music my friend
    I believe these words are as true as St. John the Revelator's
    Our Mr. Vaughan was the best that there ever was
    And no band was cooler than the 13th Floor Elevators....

    So screw you, we're from Texas"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie
    Deo you should check out how this works in Texas. First, the prostitute attempts to charge $100+, and the client agrees and pays the girl his money. Then after the client has gotten his 'money's worth', he announces that he's a cop ... takes his money back ... confiscates all of the other money the girl has in her purse (with lots of extra dollars from the girl's previous clients somehow also finding their way into the cop's own pocket ) ... and then carts the girl off to the overnight holding tank at the city/county jail ! If the girl doesn't bitch about the money mysteriously missing out of her purse, the charges will be dropped and she'll be released when the sun comes up.

    Yep same in another midwestern state ... amazing how money just comes up missing

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