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    Last night I was at a bar, and I noticed that all of the girls that worked there had HUGE boobs, and I said something to one of the guys I was with. He told me that after working there for 2 years, they get the girls boobs. WHAAAT...so I asked our waitress, and she said yes. Anyone else ever heard of this? What if you didnt' want the boobs, should they give you a bonus or something? This isn't that good of a bar, so I wonder how they can afford it...


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    no i dever herd of that but sign me up lolol

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    Default Re: boobs for 2 yrs of service

    A lot of clubs will offer their workers surgery, in lieu of a contract that makes you work there for a certain amount of time.

    Basically your stuck and little more than a bonded slave. Be VERY careful when getting into these sorts of legal snafus. Just remember these clubs are there to make money and nothing else.

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    Yeah, most of the time you have to stay there for a certain amount of time, work a certain amount of hours, and maybe even pay an extra fee at the end of each shift. I would stay far away from club boob jobs!
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    I worked at a bar for 5 and a half years, and didnt get an offer of a boob job.

    Slave-driving, non-appreciative fuckers.


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    ^^ Explain the basketballs in your pants then.
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    A club here does something similar. They will pay for the strippers/waitresses boobs after they've been there a period of time.
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    Default Re: boobs for 2 yrs of service

    What!? I never even got a gold watch! I feel gypped.

    I did work at a club that had a punch card system, though. For every five house fees we paid (some shifts were free already) we got a free shift. A full time dancer would get about one freebie about every other week. At that rate it would take about 10 years of dancing to pay for a boob job.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    ^^ Explain the basketballs in your pants then.
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    a club in Indy does it and a club in Kokomo Indiana does it., however they have the surgeon they want you to go to , and you are bound by a 2 year full time employee contract.

    Id let them keep the boob insentive. I'll chose my own PS .

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    Oh for the record, I don't have any intentions of trying to work for this bar...I just thought this was wierd.


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    Default Re: boobs for 2 yrs of service

    what if a dancer gets pregnet right after her boob job?

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    Default Re: boobs for 2 yrs of service

    ^^^ this is exactly the reason that most 'fringe benefit' clubs make the dancers put in the 1-2 years worth of full time dancing first - without too many complaints, without too many no-shows - and THEN the club will cough up the free plastic surgery or whatever.

    Back in the 'good ol days' the clubs used to go along with 'boob job now, work for the club afterwards' deals. However, (and why is this not surprising) many of the girls got the free boob job and then breached their employment contracts by getting pregnant/ married and quitting, moving out of state, or just plain disappearing. For the club to attempt to 'enforce' the employment contract required the club to pony up private detective / legal fees to find the girl and serve her, and even then more times than not the dancer wouldn't have any actual assets that the clubowner could try to legally 'attach' to partially pay for the lost 'revenue'. After all, there isn't any legal way to 'repossess' stolen breast implants !

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    Can anyone name the clubs that do this? just curious
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    Default Re: boobs for 2 yrs of service

    They... buy you... boobs? Dude, that's weird! Show's what THEY think is important! That's so insane.. I'll bet they get the crappiest doctor to do them, too.
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